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Friday 26th April

After deciding to take the day off and tidy the house ready, it was now about
4:10 andI went to meet Nele at the bus stop. We met Andrea at the station, and got on the
train. While we where on the train we decided to keep on looking at this guy in next carriage just to piss him off, he didn’t look to impressed, probably though we were weird!  We all got off at moorfields but I had to switch trains, so I could get to Lime street and pick up Lyza and Lee. While I was waiting patiently on one of the chairs, some weird townie sat next to me, and was scarin the shit out of me sayin stuff like I get paid £300 a week, be my girlfriend and ill take ya shoppin and get ya some nice trainers and some tracksuits. TRACKSUITS!!! no way mate!  I was stuck
talkin to him alone for the next 10 minutes, until Lyza and Lee came who found my situation really hilarious! (thnx guys!)  Well to make it worse he followed us to thetrain platform. I was so glad the train come, we got on and were free!  Me and Nele planned to meet at Starbucks, so we made our way there, when we got there it was closed, thnx Nele for informing me, we then made our way to Lime Street since I
found out they where there! We arrived back at the place we started to see them all sittin off inside Burger King that was after Nele scared the shit out of me by jumping on me when my back was turned!  We spent about 2 hours, while we waited for Spud and Lex to come.
We then all made our way to Rampworx to drop off Lee’s bike. While we where there we saw Guy Crawford and Jenny Louge were seshin the big funbox and a few of our mates were too we talked for a bit then we said goodbye because it was torture for the rest of them to look but not skate. After that we made or way back to mine and Neles to drop off our bags and then went to sesh our curb, which is kinda wank!  I ended up sittin down cause I wasn’t feelin too well so I got to watch them sesh.  Andrea was pullin off some
nice tricks, especially her ally-oop souls which looked a treat!  Lyza and Nele where pulling off some sweet souls. Lex was pullin off some really nice negative mizous which were flawless!  And Spuds sunnydays where smooth as fuck!  After that we all went to mine we drank a few baileys and bacardi breezers and retired to my front
room to watch the Razors uncloned vid, and a bit of tomb raider! too much for spud though!  We then all went to bed since we had a long day in Rampworx to look forward to.
Saturday 27th April

I got a phone call at about 9am from Nele telling me that Lex and Spud where comin to mine because they didn’t want to hike to Lime street to pick up Abi, luckily I was already up and everyone was gettin ready.  We all agreed to meet Nele and Abi in Rampworx. Me and all the rest of the guys got to Rampworx about 10:30 just after everyone had been let in, which was a help.  Nele and Abi arrived about 11ish. When everyone was there, we started to sesh the funbox.  Nele was pulling off sweet sunnydays along and down the kink of the funbox.  Lyza was also trying sunnydays and topside sunnydays on the funbox.  Spud was doing them too.  I guess we all like sunnydays.  Although Lex was pulling of souls and ally oop mizous.Guy and Jenny and some of the guys from masscrew came about 2-3 and where ripping the park apart.  Jenny Louge was pulling off some really sweet tricks like ally oop fishbrain and ally oop mizous and was looking  as smooth as ever. While Guy was pulling off some dope tricks on the rail. Later on in the day Lyza and Nele decided to sesh the rail on the flatbank. Well done to Lyza who apparently did a royal down it!  While that was happening I was seshing my beloved spine.  I was trying to cess slide over the flat after the spine then 180 or 360 transfer into the next ramp!  Some of the bikers kept gettin in my way even though they where told repeatedly to move out the way!  They got what they deserved, a cess slide in there shins and ankles, HA!
After our sik sesh at Rampworx we decided we would get some food before goin to get pissed at my house. Nele persuaded Lyza, Spud and Abi to go to pizza hut to see Guy and Jenny, while Lex, Lee and I went to KFC. While we were in KFC we decided that when we got to my house, we would lock them out for not coming with us. On our trip home we had quite an exciting time when some townies and the you’ve been tangoed people (orange sunbed worshipers) decided to light a spliff on the bus!  The bus driver knicked on and demanded that they all got the hell off the back of the bus!  At the next stop only 3 got off because by now the driver was on the phone to the police! The driver stopped at the next stop and turned off the engine. As we waited for the police to arrive one townie thought it would be hilarious if they got everyone quiet and then let out a loud fart! It certainly put the smile back on Lex’s
face who didn’t look impressed with the situation. 5 minutes later the police came, they took a long time considering that the bus stop we where at was right next to the police station! They demanded all of the townies and orange people off the bus, who of course tried to blame us by sayin we had the spliff, but they didn’t have none of it! We then waved a happy goodbye to about 15 of them while I was pissing myself because I was thinking, I never knew people could glow in the dark, the orange
people proved me wrong!
Well as planned we locked out Nele, Lyza and Abi who was near pissing herself!  We left them out there for 15mins and did I mention it was also semi raining! After we stopped being cruel, we all sat down in my living room ready to raid my alcoholic cabinet (or my parents should I say) for everything and anything to drink. We started off with having shots of many many flavours of schnapps, then vodka, and then the Greeks local drink which if you had too much could kill you! lol. Lyza, Lee and Nele decided to go to the off-licence to get some more alcohol.  They came back
with our favourite drinks, BACARDI BREEZERS. I bet Lyza don’t wanna hear them words again!  By now Lyza was wasted and had found her shifty wax in her bag. She convinced her drunken self that she could break Neles Kizer frames with it so proceeded into smashing it on them, they never broke although she nearly broke Neles finger instead!  Later on she felt sick and spent an hour trying to be sick.  When she did eventually throw up she managed to get it in my bin and all over the conservatory floor.  She celebrated her being sick with a loud WOOOOHOOOO!
There is also an on going debate on how many shots Abi had before she got wasted!  All I know is that I did give her some in the kitchen, but I don’t know the total amount from the whole night! My thanks to Nele who somehow controlled her drunken self and managed to help me clean up Lyzas shifty mess.  And also sorted me out since I was an emotional drunken mess myself. We all got to bed some hour Sunday morning but never got much sleep since
we had to get up later on in the day.
Sunday 28th April

We all congregated at my house ready for another day at Rampworx since theweatherwasn’t the best for street skating. Unless all you wanted to do was slip around in puddles and play wet T-shirt competitions, which i’m sure some would of loved to do!  We where all pretty tired and where suffering from the night before.  I decided not to skate because I was too tired and was sore from falling on the Saturday. We arrived at Rampworx a little late because Spud (who I think has a more feminine side) spent ages in the bathroom so we missed the bus!  Lyza, Abi and Nele where doing the rail on the flatbank again, and Lex was on the grindbox with Spud. Lex was complaining of a sore ass cheek, which I could sympathise with since I had one too and was walking around like a constipated chicken because it hurt so much! We don’t know how he hurt his though!  We have many theories, one is that he may have been bum raped while drunk and merry at mine, but who knows! After the sick sesh at Rampworx we where getting ready to go outside, when I got an un-expected and un-welcome phone call off my sister saying that my parents where home and they wanted me in right away!  I was totally gutted because I now
couldn’t see them off at the station.  I had to say my goodbye and give my hugs and make my way to the station!  I was nearly crying because I was gonna miss them so much, plus I was pissed off! Well anyway over all it was one of the best sesh’s i’ve had so far and one of the most memorable weekends of my life, and I wanna thank everyone who made it so good! And I hope you guys come down again soon, cause I miss ya’s loads!  Hopefully
next time the rest of the crew will be able to join us in skating and drinkin until
our bodies say no! And next time I hope I wont write so much! Peace out to all the crew,and
thankyou to everyone who has read the whole of my essay.......you have my respect!
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JENNY REVEALS...
One Mad Weekend with Details! (Beware it is an essay but well worth the read!)by *Mc* aka Jenny