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your radio show is night time sleeze, you're the biggest mo to ever set voice on the radio.  when i called you called me the 14 year old grunting girlfriend.  i am 16, okay? guy.  the guy who came on swearing was my brother.  your show is complete moness.  i have never grunted in my entire life.  my friends think you are the biggest loser in canada and possibly the world.  i cant believe you moed me into the core of the planet.  okay you gas loving, face loving, bus riding, ghotti wearing mo.  i know where your face is, on your butt.  dont even bother trying to get back at me becuase i have not one but two posseys behind me.  we stick up for each other lik the crips of L.A (which would mean we really stick up for each other) together the two groups form the new SLA and my brother said you cant rap.  remember guy? well he was talking about that rap group you had.  you say youre sorry, but lick the salt and grud off my boots guy.  the thing that moed me the most was when you and derek said 'oh, we know what she has a mouth full of'  you are so ugly.  you guys smell like stinky limburger cheese you stinky scrawny loser.  youre probably the kind of guy who got beat up alot at jr high school.  i hate the shirts you make.................................. wow two!
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jessamy and mel
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MEL!!!!!
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