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Welcome, my Child. Before stepping toward Enlightment, remove your shirt (and any garments beheld thereafter) and read on:

This holy site, which your mouse is about to tread upon:

     Contains graphic truth
     Promotes cookies
     Mocks...stuff
     Denouces any intelligent influence
     Encourages sex
     Strongly suggests sucking on a blow pop before kissing
     Mimicks the Bible (but refrains from any Exodus likenesses, praise FishGod)
     Holds radical ideas not suited for the faint of heart
     Has a cool logo
     Supplies unsettling links

Be strong, Novice, and be open to the ways of Fish, and He shall smile upon you, and you shall be blessed with the abundence of breasts carried by hot women on the street, and chocolate chip cookies marked 'clearence' at your local supermarket. Now, go forth, Child, and be fimilar with the teachings of Fish.