Why cheese? Because I don't have the time or money to create a really kick-ass personal web page. I don't have the software to show any kind of cheese pic or animation that would relate to the deliciously manufactured food product. I normally don't spend my whole day in front of a computer constructing web pages anyway so for now, what you see is what you get.
I guess you can consider the introductory paragraph as a disclaimer. Hyuk. Oh...and I'm not really psycho and I don't have a house of cheese. Hyuk, hyuk. I guess that was a disclaimer, too. Well, mouses like cheese. The moon is made of cheese. So is your ass. That's why they call it a "moon". It's as big as the moon. Your body grows cheese in and around your genitals, between your toes, and wherever your finger pokes and probes your deepest recesses, nooks and crannies. Don't take my whole site seriously because I don't...and if the colored fonts aren't very legible, maybe you should stop yankin' that thing. You're probably going blind!!! |
