Goodricke C:
The Banter
Kitchen Updates
Jokes
Roberrr's Note:
Rober, our college tutor is a great guy. Long hairs and sandals are his main striking features. He usually sticks random notes on our kitchen notice board and always ends his notes in the following way:
Thank u for ur cooperation.
Roberrr, College Tutor, C124.
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Want to get trashed: Drink vodka.
See the effects in Kitchen Update 003.
Left to right :
Sam, Simon & Leonard
Kitchen Updates 001:
This cartoon is a quite accurate description of the ground floor kitchen. Apart from being the most popular chilling place in the corridor, some of of the weirdest stuffs happen there. By the way, can u see Rober's note?
As you can see by yourself, our high-tech kitchen is well equipped. To start with, take a look at this wonderful electric hub-oven. Warning: You can't use both hubs and oven at the same time.
And don't forget to check out the state of our bin. (Picture taken on a Saturday night.)
How sick can this seem? After nearly 3 weeks, since it last lost some water, our big fridge lost some more during these Easter holidays.
The only valid explanation for this periodical water leak is derived from this rather complex looking picture of it in full action. U'd have deduced it anyway.
> 28 March 2000
Kitchen Updates 002:
Some guys whose name won't be mentioned in this section have the bad habit of inviting pin-up girls for a little strip in our kitchen (much to the pleasure of the others). Check this out.
Kitchen Updates 003:
PAN CAKE DAY!
Thanks to cockney Jean... ooops I mean John and his mate Dan (Goodircke A), our kitchen became a pan cake factory. There was flour and eggs all over the place and lots of pan cakes in our stomach. Thanks guys, when's the next free meal?
Kitchen Updates 004:
The effects of alcohol on human beings are often underestimated. Take a look at this human for example. His sense of judgement was completely impaired after loads of vodka drinking.
My name is Simon and I run on beer, vodka and wine.
Simon stuck in the kitchen window.
Chill out:
Watch Jean as he prepares to fart in Asheem's room. The twat. We begged him to stop eating so much fibre... but he wouldn't listen.
