| Welcome to the Gift Shop Welcome to Goog's Gift Shop, here you will discover the wonderous world of Goog Parapenalia. Our first Item up for grabs is this wonderful Goog Blow up doll, with four working parts. The right arm, the left arm, the right leg and left leg are all fully posable for your enjoyment. This plush vinyl doll is perfect for those lonely nights when you need that special someone. The Goog Blow up doll is an excellent gourmet chef, it slices, it dices, and it even makes julianne fries. The Goog Blow up doll comes complete with its one of a kind pattented Goog inflator. Thats right, this one of a kind invention involves your lips and a special nozzel that allows you to blow air into the Goog Doll. If you act now you can choose between three Goog sizes. The Small Goog, for those single people who only have themselves to cook for. The Large Goog, for those couples who are just getting started in life And, The Family size Goog, for those who need servings of Sixteen or more. Our Next item up for grabs is the Goog light bulb. This one of a kind lightbulb is shaped just like Goog and it fits into any standard lightsocket. Now you too can have Goog brighten any room in the house as you turn him on and off with just the flick of a switch. With this limited time offer you can choose between two styles of the Goog lightbulb. The Fully clothed version, perfect for those subdued atmospheres And, The Completely Naked Goog, for those rooms that need a little bit of extra light (hurry this style is going fast) Our final item for the day is the Goog Massager. This one of a kind item is a must for those of you who need a massage, with its pattented Goog shaped hands and Servos, this android of pleasure will massage away even the most stubborn of cramps, and bring hours of enjoyment to any gathering. To order Click Here Now what do you want to do? Go back Home? Go back to the Goog's Fan Club Page? Continue on to view the Ramblings of Goog? |