| Welcome to Goog's Fan Club |
| To join my wild world of insanity please send 19.95 plus shipping and handling to the address on your screen. You will recieve a certified membership to the Goog Fan club. An autographed picture of myself in a limited edition leatherbound folder. A lock of my hair (carefull its all you get). One toenail clipping and a secret prize.* Women only must be cute. And for one lucky contestant a free date with me. Dinner and Movie included.** See store for details. Limit three girls per Goog. (possibly four depending on how I feel... ahh whom I kidding) Limit 5 girls per Goog. (there thats better sorry doubted my prowess for a second.) But wait theres more. For an additional charge of 9.95 you can recieve a free date with a Goog Impersonator All are guaranteed to make you think you have the real thing. (not responsible for death or injury resulting from extensive use of Goog Impersonators) And remeber if it doesnt say Goog on it, it ain't Goog. Notes Women only must be cute...oh I said that already This club has not yet been rated. * Not responsible for death or injury resulting from use of Secret Prize ** Winner pays for Dinner and Movie and all other expenses incurred during date, Date ends when I say it ends. To Join The Fan Club Click Here Go back Home or Continue on to the Gift Shop |