Roswell High - One of the aliens has no comb, one has ears the size of his home planet and one has the ability to play a CD with her head. All the humans have got is a goddess with shiny hair, A wacky blonde and Tom Hanks' son. It kinda makes you ashamed to be human.
Dawson's Creek - A show that half of the fans just watch for Katie Holmes and home of 'the time James Van Der Beek tried to cry'. Set in that part of America where every teenager lives in a mansion and has the vocabulary of Shakespeare. You know, the part of America where all these shows are filmed. Cool music in the first series though.
Jack and Jill - It's not a rip off of Ally McBeal, or Friends.....or Spin City.....or any other American sitcom. This is a totally origional show with origional scripts and, before you ask, everything else about it is totally origional. Honest.
Popular - The chances are the WB just decided to make this show as a joke, or maybe a bet. Either way it has resulted in a world record amount of police men shooting their television sets and hundreds of deaths involving people smashing their fists into the screen. There are even rumours of one or two TVs comitting suicide, but the government are still trying to cover that up. Full of whiny teens who don't know when to just stop talking. Oh well, you've been warned.
17/8/01 - Hey hey! I'm baaaccckkk, or rather, DCWB is back for as long as I can be bothered to keep updating, which shouldn't be too long at all. Screw the movies site, I never even started on that! Check down the page to see what you've missed.
4/2/00 - Hey you guys! I've been err....not updating for a while now so I'm sorry. You'll be happy to discover that I haven't missed any of you one bit! I might just quit this site and start up a movie page soon. If I can be bothered that is.
12/1/01 - Added in another extra. This one is called 'Interview with a vampire'. Oh yeah, word on the street is there's a new series of Roswell on Sky soon, but the TV guide doesn't mention it so I wouldn't raise my hopes (like you were anyway!).
25/12/00 - Added in a new extra. Oh yeah, Merry Christmas!!!
22/12/00 - Made a new extras page where I can store all the stuff that I have nowhere else to put.
15/12/00 - Got a new counter
14/12/00 - Wrote 'A Warner Wonderland' as a celebration of the christmas season. Happy holidays everyone!
13/12/00 - Added a quiz to the page. Sorry about the lack of updates recently.
1/12/00 - Did you know that Dido (she sings the choras in the Eminem song 'Stan') also simgs 'Here with me' (the Roswell theme tune). You can find 'Here with me' on Dido's new album called 'No Angel'.
24/11/00 - I just realised we don't enough fun here on DCWB Net. My remedy for that, building a Popular page!!! You'll never be bored again!
18/11/00 - Made DCWBs first ever chat room and added in loads more polls so don't forget to vote in them. Oh, and if the HumanClick button isn't on this main page you can find it on most of the others.
17/11/00 - Finished the makeover.
16/11/00 - Gave the page another makeover. I hope this one will be more perminent than the last one. What do you lot think?
Right then, what have we missed...?
Umm, stuff happened on Roswell. Max came back from the future and told Liz she couldn't be with Max cos it means Tess will leave and without her in the group the world is doomed. Or something. Liz screws Kyle, but doesn't, and Max sees her screwing him, though she didn't, and a few eps later, Max is screwing Tess. Woopie! Tess gets preggers, Max guesses that the baby can't live on Earth. Alex dies in a car crash, then finds out that the Granolith is a spaceship that can take them home. They only have one day to leave because. Michael screws Maria, then tells her he's leaving for his home planet. Maria accepts this because. Kyle and Amy tap their fingers, then Tess killed Alex. Tess is now evil. Max lets her go back to their planet. Michael stays, so does Max and Isabel. Liz and Max cuddle, Max says something to her, but all we hear is blah. Then he says something to us, then the season's over.
Buffy: The baddy's called Glory and is a God, Willow's still a lesbien, Xander's still cool, so is Spike. Spike's in love with Buffy, Buffy's mum's dying, then she survives, then she's dead. Buffy's got a sister who is called Dawn, she's not real. The baddy's still a God, and is looking for the "key", which is Dawn, who is not real, btw. Half a season later Dawn gets captured, and taken to a big tower. Buffy and friends go looking to get her back, and stop her opening a nasty portal, and knocking down all the walls to all the different dimensions (she can do that). Xander proposes to Anya, so they're getting married. Tara was crazy, but she's not anymore. Giles kills Glory, while Spike falls from the tower, but he's okay. Dawn gets cut and the portal starts to open, Glory's not going in it cos she's dead. Dawn has to die or the world ends, and everyone (including Dawn) will die, but Buffy won't let her. Then Buffy dies, and it's all okay, cos they have the same blood, or something. Oh, yeah, that's right, Buffy dies! Bet you didn't see that one coming! Oh right....you already knew?
In Angel they all got put in another dimension. People are called "cows" and have to work and get their heads blown up and stuff. Cordelia's made a queen, Angel becomes nasty for about ten minutes, the green guy gets his head cut off, but he's okay. Eventually they baddie dies, they all go home, and the wierd guy with long hair rules the place. End.
Dawson's Creek: ........umm........who cares??
Popular: Ditto, and I haven't watched a single episode yet.