THE TOP TEN SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL

10. It does not rain in Hell

9.  Everyone has heard of Hell

8.  It is a lot more fun getting into Hell

7.  You cannot flunk out of Hell

6.  Atleast you can sleep in Hell

5.  Hell really is forever; Grad school only seems like it

4.  People smile in Hell

3.  You only have to sell your soul to go to Hell

2.  You know why you are in Hell

And the #1 difference...

1.  You would never tell a friend to go to Grad School!

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