Stuart
Stuart recently applied for a job as a TV mascot, named Roogen Boogen pig Penis Enlarger. He sent this picture with it, he got the job after much "negotiation"
Stuart insisted on taking this photo for about a week, and look how half-decent it ended up... That is Andy on the left and Ben on the right.
This photo was taken on a small duck pond near the play area on Worden Park, a few of the ducks probably still suffer from mental scarring after Ben chased them with his pants down
This picture was taken about the time of "The-Ben-Stu-Project" which means I wasn't around at the time of taking... otherwise I would have given him a sherry and a hand out of the bin, saying 'how unfortuante my dear chap, here have some money for your trouble'
NAME: Stuart Smythe

AGE: 17

D.O.B: 30/08/85

WEIGHT: Ten stone (about 140lbs)

HOBBIES: Being a fool, screaming when the lights go off on buses, acting, acting the goat, acting in porno shoots. I do actually take acting lessons, though you wouldn't think it through my overall crapness in the movies. Oh well, never mind eh? EH?! I also enjoy shouting, and playing the piano. I also enjoy shouting at the piano.

PERSONALITY: haven't acquired a decent one as yet.

FAVOURITE FOOD: weedcake. and ducks. I actually sing like a duck. that's weird isn't it?

LEAST FAVOURITE WAY TO DIE: peacefully in my sleep. or violently. or painfully, or happily, or, in fact, any way at all. I don't want to die. my social life will really spiral.

LEAST FAVOURITE THING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN THE WHOLE WORLD: to end up lonely, and acting in some stupid digital camera movies. it would just be the epitomy of hippo.
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