Susie responded to a typical email scam so we pick up this scam at their response.
My comments are in ( )
ATTN: Susie Chapstick.,
Your mail to us dated Friday 19th of December , where you requested for our service is right now on my table, before we proceed in accepting doing or rendering our services to you as you requested , we will need the following from you:
1. You have to give us your full address, because NEW YORK is not a full or a complete address.
2. In your mail to us , you made mention of your are a next of kin to somebody (I have no idea what this guy is babbling on about) whom we have been informed of . We are using this opportunity to inform you that we have not been informed about your next of kinship by any body and about any body. If we may ask , What is the name of that person or deceased whom you are standing as the next of kin? You are also saying about transfering his or her fund to you, how much is the fund? Is the fund or the assests in question to the deceased in a bank? in a security company or in a fianance house? If it is in any of the above, What is the account number and the account particulars of the deceased before he or she died?
After providing these information to us, we will investigate , verify and confirm the authentic nature of the fund. In order not to be linked or soiled up our hard earned name and reputation which we have taken time to bult over the years.
We will accept doing the job for you after you must have provided all the informations we requested from you and we confirm our verification. Did you understand all I have said? I think we are not inconveniecing you because of the much information we requested from you? We are doing that, for your own good and for us too.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR.E UDOH.
N/B: How did you get our contact information? Did you have our phone number?
(Susie gets tough.)
Dear Sir,
I won't provide anymore information until you provide me with proof that I'm dealing with honest, decent professionals. Proof that can't be disputed. Here's my request.
1. Picture identification
2. No cut & paste
3. Picture of you holding a sign with the phrase "got mike?" No other phrase will do. No "hi Suzie" nothong only that phrase and the letters must be in lower case not like this: GOT MIKE?
This will prove to me at the ripe old age of 86 that you are who you say you are.
Have a nice day.
Suzie
(The great mighty chief fires back)
ATTN: Susie Chapstick.,
Are you giving us condition? Do you think we are begging for jobs? If you do not want your fund or the assets of the deceased as you claimed, you can forget about it because we can not force you. Are you playing or are you really serious and very much sure of what you are claiming?
If you want our services and you want the said fund and assets , you have to provide the information we asked you to supply to us, as simple as that.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR. E UDOH.
(Susie repeats her demands)
Message date : Dec 21 2003, 05:28 PM From : susie chapstick To : enefiok_eudoh_chambers@fsmail.net Copy to :
Subject : No "got mike? no business dealings Dear Sir,
I won't provide anymore information until you provide me with proof that I'm dealing with honest, decent professionals. Proof that can't be disputed. Here's my request.
1. Picture identification
2. No cut & paste
3. Picture of you holding a sign with the phrase "got mike?" No other phrase will do. No "hi Suzie" nothong only that phrase and the letters must be in lower case not like this: GOT MIKE?
This will prove to me at the ripe old age of 86 that you are who you say you are.
Have a nice day.
Suzie
ATTN: Susie Chapstick.,
It seems that you are doubting our personalities (no shit) or the status of our chamber? Based on that i am going to suprise you by giving you my picture which you asked for with the phrase got mike? which you wanted to be with it in few hours time from now.
Have i told you that i am 86 years old before ? because i am not 86 years old and you keep on repeating it in your mails to us.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR E UDOH.
(Susie repeats her demands again. What an old hag.)
Dear Sir,
I won't provide anymore information until you provide me with proof that I'm dealing with honest, decent professionals. Proof that can't be disputed. Here's my request.
1. Picture identification
2. No cut & paste
3. Picture of you holding a sign with the phrase "got mike?" No other phrase will do. No "hi Suzie" nothong only that phrase and the letters must be in lower case not like this: GOT MIKE?
This will prove to me at the ripe old age of 86 that you are who you say you are.
Have a nice day.
Suzie
PS I'll believe it when I see it.
Attn: susie chapstick,
You will see my picture together with the phrase got mike? as you asked me to place it for you in this email attachment and for you to believe that i am real. I have not done this thing to client before but i am doing it for you. Just to suprise you and to tell you that we have name and status to maintain. We are looking forward in receiving your information as we requested from you before we can move ahead with your job.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR. E UDOH.
(Detailed Susie notices a flaw)
Dear Sir,
I am gaining more confidence in you now. However, you failed to produce the sign I asked for. Please not that I requested that ALL letters be of the lower case. Your sign has the uppercase "M" it should be a lowercase "m."
1. Please re-submitt a new picture with all lowercase letters as such = got mike?
2. Also, the letters were hard to read. Please make sure the ink is of good quality.
Upon receiving the new picture we will conduct our
business as I am 86% confident that you are who you
say you are.
Thank you kindly and I await your response.
ATTN: Susie Chapstick.,
I am going to correct it and re-send it back to you. But you are sounding so sturborn ,lady!. I want to let you know that we did not start this job today and you are not the first foriegner we have done job for. I am assuring you that , you will be pleased with us and with the kind job and services we are going to give you at the end.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR. E UDOH.
Dear Sir, I am an old woman of 86 of age so I am stubborn. I like detail work.
Thank you for re-doing it and we'll start business immediately upon my acceptance of your picture. Please remember all lowercase letters and good quality ink.
Regards,
Suzie
ATTN: Susie Chapstick.,
I am resending my picture with the two of your phrase so that you can choose one among the two.
We are waiting for the confirmation of the my picture from to you.
Regards,
CHIEF BARR. E UDOH.
(Notice that his hands are in the exact place as the previous picture and that he is wearing the exact clothes and has the same stupid look on his face. Will Susie notice this with her failing eyesight?)
My goodfella, what kind of old fool do you mistake me for? I am old but I am not blind. It is obvious that you didn't make a new sign. My trust in you has now fallen to 56%. Now re-do the sign the correct way as I requested. If you would have done as I asked in the first place we'd already be much further along in this.
Okay, read this slowly and do just as I request and we won't have to keep doing this.
1. Change your clothes and be smiling in the picture
2. Hold the sign over your head.
3. The sign must read "got mike?" in lower case
letters. It'll be a miracle if you can pull this one
off, but if so I'll place 100% confidence in you.
Regards,
Suzie
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