(Pick up this scam with my reply. He made it LOUD and CLEAR that I'd need a phone to work this deal and I'm not into playing phone tag with these fucks, thus Ted Nugent was born. I saw Ted in concert two years ago and couldn't fucking hear for a week. Great show and worth a week of deafness. Rock on my scammin brothers and sisters.)

Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2004 15:30:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Your proposal
To: ausmanni02@yahoo.fr

Hi my friend and thanks for the email. I would be interested in hearing more of this but unfortunately I can't hear. I spent a little time as a back up singer in Ted Nugents band www.tednugent.com and thus have no hearing left.(Note: Ted Nugent has never had back up singers in any of his bands.) An occasional ping but I'm not sure that is my brain misfiring or an actual sound. Please email me with more details.

Sincerely,

Susie

Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2004 16:18:03 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: Treat as urgent
To: smes@yahoo.com

Dear Susie,

Thanks for your anticipated response.I don't suppose to have reply your mail today but because of the insuffient time on the transfer/transaction we have to rush every undertaking to actualise this fund in your country before it gets to the federal government as an unclaim deposit.

Meanwhile, it has come to be very necessary I educate you a bit on the next of kinship as attainable in the Banking Policy and Globally at large.

You see, next of kinship is not limited to relations of the deceased, nor is it confided to the circuit of parental relationship, rather it is by choice of the benefactor as regards to whom he wish to will it to (Beneficiary)either formally by write up,or informally by secret information disclosure to beneficiary be Him/Her business partner, relation, Kinsmen, or friends or well wishers,therefore by virtue of the above stated, you can claim to be the next of kin of the deceased.

I will direct you and reveal to you the necessary information which you will enclose in your application to the Bank,if the information you forward to bank is the same,they (the bank) will have no alternative other than to release the fund to you, believing that you are the Next of Kin originally, as he has no one for such Claim.

Please, with the above explanations, I believe you can now observe how safe it is for you to get involved in this mutual beneficial transaction, therefore I request you declare your interest immediately for the fund claim.

Once again I thank you for your zeal to help me claim this fund. The almighty God will forever bless you.This is the beginning of a wonderful union.

Please you have to keep this transaction confidential so that nothing will jeopardise its successful conclusion.Also we have to work very fast so that the transfer will be effected before it is returned to the federal government reserve as an unclaimed deposit.

At the conclusion of this transaction you will be entitled with 25 percent of the total fund and 10 percent of the total fund will be mapped out for any expenses incured during the transfer.I will come over to your country as soon as the fund hits your account for the sharing.

Below are some personal information about the late client (Engineer John Creek)

He was born in France in 1949 but he was known as an American (he had an American citizenship).

He worked as a consultant with Shell Development company Lome Togo.

He had an oil servicing company called J & C.STANDARD OIL which folded up after his demise.

He operated an account with.BIA TOGO BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L'AFRIQUE Lome Togo West Africa.

He has a wife named Lisa and a daughter named Sophia Creek.They all died in the accident.

I will draft a copy of the text of application which you are to fill and send to the bank foreign remittance department,notifying them that you are the beneficiary next of kin to their deceased depositor.

BIA TOGO BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L'AFRIQUE Lome Togo will be happy that the late depositors next of kin has finally come up and they will reply you immediately with the fax number in your application.

I will send the application immediately I hear from you.Thanks once again for your interest towards this transfer.

Best Regards,
Ahmed Usmanni Sanni
+228 913 32 61.

Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2004 08:48:54 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Treat as urgent
To: "usmanni anthony"

Well it all sounds a bit Wango Tango but I'm sure as we get going it'll make Chinese sense.

I'll await the necessary documents.

Susie

Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2004 10:19:22 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: urgent only.
To: secretimes@yahoo.com

Dear Susie Chapstick,

Thanks once again for your response, Well I will like you to call me on this telephone number + 228 9133261, so that we can discuss the details of the transaction or if possible I will like you to provide to me your telephone number so that I can call you for this claim.

Meanwhile I will forward to you some information on how the claim will be made in my next mail.

Thanks

Ahmed Usmanni.

Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2004 09:23:50 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: urgent only.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Dear Ahmed, I told you in a previous email that I have no hearing due to being a back-up singer in Ted Nugent's band so a phone is useless to me. He yanked it and cranked it. I'll include a few photo's so you can see what I'm talking about. The picture of Ted and me, you can see Ted smiling. He's smiling because I can't hear a word he is saying. He always thought it was funny making people lose their hearing.

Can we work this via email?

Sincerely,

Susie


(Ted Nugent is a tall son-of-a-bitch, and if that's me in that picture I one tall bitch.)

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 11:39:25 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: The Text Of Application
To: smes@yahoo.com

Dear Susie Chapstick,

Thanks once again,content well noted.We can as well do everything through e-mail.

Find the copy of the text of application below as I mention in previous message,fill,sign and send it to the banks Foreign Remittance Department making refrence on the late depositors account name and number.

Also as soon as you send it notify me so that I can give you further informations and guidlines.
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L’AFRIQUE AU TOGO will be happy that the late depositors next of kin has finally come up and they will reply you immediately with the fax number in your application.

The application is as follows;

Address....
Telephone Number .....
Fax Number.......
Email address.....

The Foreign Remittance Manager
BIA BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L’AFRIQUE AU TOGO Lome Togo
Fax +228 2201633
Tel +228 9222537
ATTENTION: DR. GEORGE WILLIAMS

Dear sir,

Application as next of kin to holder of account number:BIA 526983712/AC.

I, Mr ..(your name),of (address) ..........humbly applies to this bank today the .....(date)........as next of kin to your deceased customer ENGR.JOHN CREEK with the account number above.

I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with this security and finance company valued at USD 30 Million, left in account number: BIA 526983712/AC.

I also wish my application will be given an urgent attention as i wish this balance be released and re-transfered into my account as stated below,

Bank Name And Address.....
Account Number.................
Account Name....................
Other Relevant Information.....
Accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some family problems which have just been settled.

Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

Your's Faithfully,

...............................
your name and signature.

Go through this application very well, copy it, make sure it is very neat, sign it then send it to the foreign remittance managers direct line:+228 220 16 33.Make sure it is attentioned to DR GEORGE WILLIAMS so that it will be given an urgent attention. Please note this.

Your swift coperation is highly needed.For proper accountability you can open a new account for the transaction and once again I am very grateful for your assistance to me in this transaction.At the conclussion of the fund transfer to your account, I will come over to your country for my share. The almighty God will forever bless you more abundantly.

Get back to me upon receipt of this message with the number below.

Have a fullfilling day at work and remain forever blessed.

Yours brother and friend

Ahmed Usmanni.

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 05:19:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: DR. GEORGE WILLIAMS
To: "usmanni anthony"

Susie Chapstick
Address: 218 South Creek
Great White Buffalo, Michigan 347612 USA
Telephone Number: NONE
Fax Number:NONE
Email address:simes@yahoo.com

The Foreign Remittance Manager
BIA BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L’AFRIQUE AU TOGO
Lome Togo
Fax +228 2201633
Tel +228 9222537

ATTENTION: DR. GEORGE WILLIAMS

Dear sir,

Application as next of kin to holder of account
number:BIA
526983712/AC.

I, Mr ..(Susie Chapstick),of (Great White Buffalo,
Michigan) ..........humbly
applies to this
bank today the .....(3/12/04)........as next of kin
to
your deceased
customer ENGR.JOHN CREEK with the account number
above.

I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with
this security
and finance company valued at USD 30 Million, left
in account
number: BIA 526983712/AC.
I also wish my application will be given an urgent
attention as i
wish this balance be released and re-transfered into
my account
as stated below,

Bank Name And Address.....Great White Credit Union
Account Number.................457-2199-0011
Account Name....................Savings
Other Relevant Information.....I maybe switching banks next month.

Accept my apologies for the late application, it was
due to some
family problems which have just been settled.

Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

Your's Faithfully,

...............................
Susie Werze Chapstick

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 11:47:17 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: DR. GEORGE WILLIAMS
To: secretimes@yahoo.com

Dear Mr. Susie Chapstick,

Thanks once again for your efforts so far in this transaction, Well the content is nice, but I wish you to send it to Dr George Williams directly in his office in remittance department of BIAO Lome-Togo.

His contact information is -
Phone-+ 228 922 25 37
Fax- +228 220 16 33
Email - bank-biao@africamail.com

Since you are not hearing, I prefer you contact him by e- mail so that He will give you urgent attention, please do inform me the out come of your communication immediately after you have contacted the bank.

Thanks

Ahmed Usmanni

(I hate it when these idiots do this. I usually tell them to email themselves but I need to add a little more Terrible Ted to this scam so I play his game.)

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 09:10:22 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Attention Dr. George Williams
To: bank-biao@africamail.com

Susie Chapstick
Address: 218 South Creek
Great White Buffalo, Michigan 347612 USA
Telephone Number: NONE
Fax Number:NONE
Email address:smes@yahoo.com

The Foreign Remittance Manager
BIA BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR L’AFRIQUE AU TOGO
Lome Togo
Fax +228 2201633
Tel +228 9222537
ATTENTION: DR. GEORGE WILLIAMS

Dear sir,

Application as next of kin to holder of account
number:BIA
526983712/AC.
I, Mr ..(Susie Chapstick),of (Great White Buffalo,
Michigan) ..........humbly
applies to this
bank today the .....(3/12/04)........as next of kin
to
your deceased
customer ENGR.JOHN CREEK (middle name Uppa) with the account number above.

I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with this security and finance company valued at USD 30 Million, left in account number: BIA 526983712/AC.

I also wish my application will be given an urgent attention as i wish this balance be released and re-transfered into my account as stated below,

Bank Name And Address.....Great White Credit Union
Account Number.................457-2199-0011
Account Name....................Savings
Other Relevant Information.....I maybe switching
banks next month.
Accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some family problems which have just been settled. I'm also deaf due to a rock star named Ted Nugent. He yanked me, cranked me and wango tango'd me.

Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

Your's Faithfully,

...............................

Susie Werze Chapstick

"your face is a Maseratti."--Ted Nugent

From: "BIAO BANK" Add to Address Book
To: simes@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 13:54:18 -0500
Subject: RECIEPT OF APPLICATION OF FUND.

Attention To -

Dear Mr. Susie Chapstick

You are well come to BIAO Lome Togo.

We have today being the 10th of March 2004 recieved the application of your claim fund.

However sir, the bank has started making the arrangement of this transfer and will get back to you as soon as possible the transfer is being approved by the management of the bank.

Sincerely yours in service

Dr. George Williams

The Director of Remittance

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 11:17:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: RECIEPT OF APPLICATION OF FUND.
To: "BIAO BANK"

Dear Sir, thank you for your immediate response. Will the money be deposited directly into my savings account? And when will this take place?

Thanks again,

Susie

"Here I come again now baby just like a dog in heat."--Ted Nugent

(This email came in bold font and italics. ????) Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 10:53:54 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: bank.
To: smes@yahoo.com

Dear Mr. Susie Chapstick,

Good monrning, sir I want to know if you have send the application to the bank as I directed you in my last mail.

Ahmed Usmanni

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 04:09:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: bank.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Good Morning Madam,

I did as instructed and received an email from a Mr. George Williams who confirmed that they received my email.

Miss Susie Chapstick

"YEAH, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED."--Ted Nugent

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 19:56:35 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD PERSON.
To: smes@yahoo.com

Dear Susie,

Thanks for your understanding and may God bless you for your good person.

Well if you hear again from the bank please do inform me so that I will be following the transaction.

Thanks once again.

Ahmed Usmanni

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 12:35:26 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD PERSON.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Ahhh Ahmed, thanks so much for thanking me for being such a good person. That really made my day.

You'll be the first and only person I let know when the bank contacts me. I thought about telling my dad about this deal, but decided I'd better not tell anyone until the transaction is over because they'll never believe me anyway.

Stay in touch,

Susie

"I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate."---Ted Nugent

Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 08:37:06 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: URGENT INSTRUCTIONS
To: smes@yahoo.com

My Dear Susie,
Thank you once again for your message and the content are highly noted with understanding.

My mind was ableedz when i read your mail telling me that your are confused, infact you don't need to be confused but you have to understand that hence you have send the application to the bank, the bank will follow you according to the banking procedures so that they will made transfer to your account successfully.

For example:- The foriegn remittance department will ask you to come down and sign your payment release order(PRO) to enable them to transfer the fund to your nominated account within 48hours the fund will hit in your account. Or else they will ask you to produce an independent attorney who will represent you and sign all the documents regards to this transfer.

Menwhile, if the bank demands for any of this above mention requirements you have go ahead and ask them to advice you what to do so that this fund will successfully transfered to your account. Cause it is the banking procedures so you have to follow them accordingly. And you have to show them how good you are. Hence am working with this bank for over 18years till now, i am asuring you that i will be monitoring this transaction to furnish you with every informations regards to this transaction.

Thanks for your understanding. and waiting to hear from you urgently.

God bless you for your are a good person.
Best regards
Ahmed Usmanni

Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 10:50:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: URGENT INSTRUCTIONS
To: "usmanni anthony"

Dear Usama,

Sorry to here about your mind ableedz and I hope its too serious.

Am I to wait for a lawyer or bank dude to contact me? Are you the bank dude? I've never done anything like this before so it seems very confusing.

Can we speed this up a bit because if it goes any slower I'll be on tour with Janis Joplin's new band.

Let's rock,

Susie

"well looky here it's in your face, cause the magic's in my hands,
when in doubt I whip it out."
--Ted Nugent

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 09:07:07 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: URGENT CONTACT TO THE ATTORNEY
To: simes@yahoo.com

My Dear Susie Chapstick,

How are you today?, i hope your fine, I thank you once again for you mail and your question to me, the contents are well noted with understanding.

However, you said that you have not transact this type of transaction, but with my instruction everything will move successfully and i am the director of Auditing and Account departments in this bank, while you are dealing with the Foriegn Remittance Department and am here to monitor and to furnish you every information regards to this transfer in your favour.

In all fairness, you have to choose one of the attorneys which the bank gave you and you have contact the attorney and ask him to represent you here and sign all the neccessary documents in the bank then the bank will transfer the fund to your nominated account.

Meanwhile, am advising you to contact this indepentent Attorney below:-
Attn: Peter Adams Esq.
221 Rue de Porte Lome
Email: pams_chambers@m-a-i-l.com

This above mentioned attorney will defend you in any level and to make sure that this fund will move from this country Togo Rep. to your bank account so hurry up to contact him, he will help us in fasten this transaction, if the bank ask him any question concerning this fund he will defend you perfectly.

Thanks once again for your understanding. remain bless.

Yours partner
Ahmed Usmanni Esq.

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:51:13 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Money transaction
To: pams_chambers@m-a-i-l.com

Dear Sir, I got your name from Ahmed who said that you could represent me in the transaction. I'd like to stop beating around my bush and get this party started as I am busy with ear treatments do to a Mr. Ted "play the fucking shit loud" Nugent. Please advise on how we can proceed in a timely manor.

Thanks,

Susie Chapstick

"get ready, get ready, Stormtrooper's comin."--Ted Nugent

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:57:45 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: URGENT CONTACT TO THE ATTORNEY
To: "usmanni anthony"

Dear Ahmed, thanks for the comforting words. I emailed the attorney so maybe someting will start happening.

Susie

"get a little talcom, borrow it from Malcom."--Ted Nugent

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 09:33:09 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: GOOD UNDERSTANDING.
To: "susie chapstick"

My susie chapstick,

How are you today?, i hope you are fine.

Am happy when i read your mail telling me that you have contacted the attorney, infact, all our problem has been finished cause the attorney will fasten everything for us, so as soon as they transfer the money to your account just tell me i will file my resignation paper to our bank then i will come over there for our sharing.

Please what ever the attorney advice you to do please do it so that everything will move successfully, but bear in mind that you have become a millioner within few days everything will manifast in the mighty name of Jesus Christ Amen!!!!!!!!!!!.

Feel free and enjoy yourself our God is great and your family will be suprise.

Best regards
Ahmed Usmanni

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 09:53:02 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: GOOD UNDERSTANDING.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Ahmed, I am soooooooooo excited.

Waiting,

Susie

"Dog, dog, dog eat dog."--Ted Nugent

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 20:55:42 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: GOOD UNDERSTANDING.
To: "susie chapstick"

My Dear Susie Chapstick,

Good day Aunty, how are you today?, i hope your fine.

Please what is happening?, has the attorney responded fine on the contact which you contacted him?, have him acciept to represent you in signing of the whole document?, please i need to know from you so that i will know my next step of action, like i told you that am here to monitor and to feed you with every informations regards to this thransaction.

I plead you to co operate with the attorney and follow his instructions everything will soon be over in your favour.

Thanks once again and am waiting to hear from you soonest.
Best regards,
Ahmed Usmanni..

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 16:00:11 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: GOOD UNDERSTANDING.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Good greetings Uncle Ahmed,

I haven't heard from the bank but I am soooooooooo excited. I'm looking at new cars, new clothes and I'm thinking of getting a boob job. Can you cuntact the bank and see what is taking so long?

Thanks,

Susie

"I love the middle finger."--Ted Nugent
(I attached this picture to the email.)

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 11:51:06 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: TREAT VERY URGENT.
To: "susie chapstick"

My Dear Susie Chapstick,

I hope you are fine today, I read your mail and i can understand what you mean.

Please you have to understand that the bank has nothing to do with you rather they are expecting your attorney to come up and sign all the neccessary documents then they will transfer the fund with few hours.

Meanwhile, have you settled with your attorney so that he will carry on his legal duties in your favour but if you haven't settled with your attorney please am advicing to co-operate with him so that this transfer will be effective within this week please.

Futhermore, to avoid delaying this transaction i will move to the bank and inquire if your attorney has appeared in the bank.

Thank you once again and i am on your side, please hurry up. and am waiting to hear from you.

Best regards
Ahmed Usmanni.

(I think this is the attorney, but I'm not sure.)
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 00:11:31 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: YOU ARE WELCOME
To: stimes@yahoo.com

Dear Sir,

We thanks you for your mail and your demand from our chamber,

We welcome you and we will work in your favour and to make sure that you request must be granted to you. below is our terms of services:-

1. OUR CONSULTATION FEE .............US$250
2. SWEARING OF AFIDAVIT OF FACT IN THE TOGO COURT IN YOUR
FAVOUR......US$1,835.24
3.OUR SERVICES CHARGE ..................US$2,550.83.

The total service will cost you $4,636.07 only, upon receipt of this money i will move direct to the high court for the swearing of the afidavit of fact that you are the right next of kin to your late brother after that i move to meet the bank governor and the foriegn remittance department for the endursement of all the neccessary documents then the bank will transfer the $27,000.000.00 to your bank account immediately.

You have to send this money through Western Union Money Transfer with the name of my secretary:-
JOE AJA EMEKWO
Lome-Togo.
Thanks we wait to recieve the above fees then we will carry on our services in your favour immediately.
Your Attorney
Peter Adams.

N/B.

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 16:36:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: TREAT VERY URGENT.
To: "usmanni anthony"

(I'm getting these fucking attorney's all mixed up. When I go to sleep at night all I see are attorney's.)

Dear Ahmed, is this the name of the attorney? Peter Adams Esq.

I want to make sure that you know the attorney who we are dealing with.

Susie

"Kill it, and grill it."--Ted Nugent

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 14:29:54 +0100 (CET)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: VERY URGENTPLEASE
To: simes@yahoo.com

My Dear Susie,

I hope you are fine today, thank you for your mail and your questions.

Yes the name of the attorney is PETER ADAMS ESQ.
Yes i know the attorney very well as a powerful attorney and am sure that with his enflence and his position in this our country, he is fit to defend you in any level and as soon as he steped into this transaction in your favour the whole thing will be moven faster this this transaction will quick finish, please with him you are covered ok.

I am the one that advice you to pick him as your defending attorney so feel free in following his advice you will see that the fund will be transfered to your account within few day.

I even went to their chamber there they told me that you have not settled them so that they will move ahead in procesing your transfer documents, please why are delaying hurry up and settle them please.

Thank you once again, you are a good and trusted person God bless you.
Yours Partner
Ahmed Usmanni.

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 09:06:44 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: VERY URGENTPLEASE
To: "usmanni anthony"

Got it. Thanks, I'll email him and go with what he says to do.

Sincerely,

Susie

"I'm a fun guy, not a sexist or a racist…. I use the word nigger a lot because I hang around with a lot of niggers …."--Ted Nugent

(Now let's see if we can have a little fun with these boys. If you recall in Peter's email I owed $4,636.07, I'll attempt to raise that by baiting them to add other fees. 4K for 27 million, what a fucking deal.)

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 09:25:00 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: REPLY NOW!!!!!!
To: "peter adams"

Dear Peter,

I've had problems with my email and lost all emails from the previous two days. I understand you will represent me in this transaction. THANK YOU!

I understand there are usually association fees, transaction fees, taxable veriance fees, tracking fees, and over cost and analysis fees usually associated in these type of transactions. Can you please provide me with a detailed list of all costs and hopefully it won't go over $9,485.00. I just bought a house and spent most of my savings. Blessings to you honorable man,

Susie

"I'll show you love that you never could afford--Hey baby."--Ted Nugent

Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 05:27:48 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: VERY URGENT TO SUSIE CHAPSTICT
To: "susie chapstick"

Dear Susie Chapstick,

I acknowledge with thanks of your mail, and i can understand your questions.

Am sorry for the enconvinences that arrived to your emails, Am hereby anwsering your questions, regards to your questions, l am your attorney here in lome - Togo republique, i am assuring you that with my enflence and my position in this country, i will defend you and make sure that your fund must be transfered to your nominated account within few hours.

Like as i ealier informed you, I will work in your favour and to make sure that your request must be granted to you. below is our terms of services:-

1. OUR CONSULTATION FEE .............US$250
2. SWEARING OF AFIDAVIT OF FACT IN THE TOGO COURT IN YOUR
FAVOUR......US$1,835.24
3.OUR SERVICES CHARGE ..................US$2,550.83.

TOTAL= US$ 4,636.07 (FOUR THOUSAND,SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX DOLLARS,SEVEN CENTS).

Upon receipt of this money i will move direct to the high court for the swearing of the afidavit of fact that you are the right next of kin to your late brother by tomorrow morning first thing, after that i move to meet the bank governor and the foriegn remittance department for the endursement of all the neccessary documents then the bank will transfer the $27,000.000.00 to your bank account immediately by monday morning.

You have to send the US$ 4,636.07 through Western Union Money Transfer with the name of my secretary today:-
JOE AJA EMEKWO
Lome-Togo.

Aspect of all those fees that you mentioned, i know how i will cover it,caurse this is a simple case which i use to handle so you are not going to spend up to the amount that you are mentioning.

Thanks we wait to recieve the above fees then we will carry on our services in your favour immediately.

Your Attorney
Peter Adams

(Hmmm, they don't want to add on a veriance fee. Where's the greed? These scammers are in Togo hell and want the money sent to Lome. Ahhhhh, that would be bullshit, I think Kpalime sounds like it is infested with more diseases.)

Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 09:11:44 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT TO SUSIE CHAPSTICT--I sent the money
To: "peter adams"

Greetings Peter, and its great to hear back from you. I am thrilled that the transaction will only cost around $4600.00.

I just sent the money, but in order to collect the money you have to either show identification or answer a test question. I told them that I would just have you answer the test question in case you didn't have a passport.

Please email me as soon as you have picked up the money so I know when to expect the transfer.

Sincerely,

Susie

"Well I made the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand."--Ted Nugent

HERE'S THE INFO YOU WILL NEED.

ADDRESS OF WESTERN UNION BRANCH:
BTD KPALIME
RUE MISSAHOE TOTSOAGNI
KPALIME
TOGO

AMOUNT SENT: $4,636.07
SENDER: SUSIE WERZE CHAPSTICK
SENT TO: JOE AJA EMEKWO
DATE SENT:3/26/04
TIME SENT: 9:06AM
TEST QUESTION: WHO IS THE TEN FINGERS OF KEYBOARD DOOM?
TEST ANSWER:GOT MIKE OF COURSE

Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 11:25:40 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: VERY URGENT TO SUSIE CHAPSTICT ---Pls Give me the control number.
To: stimes@yahoo.com

My DearSusie Chapstick,

I acknowledge with thanks for your co operation and for the informations you gave to me.

Well there is something that you for get to tell me, you did not gave me the controle number which will enable me to collect the money so that i will move directly to the high court for swearing of the afidavit of fact in your favour, after that i will meet the bank management for the signing of the whole neccessary documents for that they will made the transfer on monday being 29th of march 2004 as their first activity so by then i will be there with them untill i finished with them in your favourate side, so feel free your job has been done.

Please if possible can you give me the control number so that i will carry on my duties by early morning saturday as you know that the cour work for half day but i will try my best to meet up caurse my word is my bond.

Best regards
Peter Adams Esq.

(Shit, I hate forgetting things.)
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 12:06:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT TO SUSIE CHAPSTICT ---Pls Give me the control number.
To: "peter adams"

Peter, I am sorry that I forgot the control number.
Here it is: 5552389001

Sincerely,

Susie

"Yank me, crank me, but don't wake up to thank me."--Ted Nugent

Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 03:15:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT TO SUSIE CHAPSTICT ---Pls Attached the receipt which you used to send the money.
To: "susie chapstick"

My Dear Susie,

I receive the control number 5552389001 and i went to the western union money transfer to pick the money they told me that the informations you gave me is not correct,(ha..ha...ha...ha...ha..no shit) so what you will do is to hurry up and attached the Receipt which you use to send the money so that i can be able to pick it and start my service in your favour.

Please cross check the whole informaions and send it to me by attachment so that i will print it out and take it to the WESTERN UNION OFFICE and pick the money, please do this immediately before the offices will close.

Thanks
Hon.Peter Adams

Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 07:13:13 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Western Union glitch
To: "peter adams"

Peter, I am so sorry. Western Oinion called me yesterday to tell me the money was sent back due to a cross check reference malfunction. I had to go back down and do the whole thing over. They also would not let me send it back to the same Western Uion branch. Here's the new info and sorry about the misunderstanding. It wasn't your fault and it wasn't my fault, just another computer glitch.

Note: The control number has changed to 5740032477

Test question is the same.

Note:The Western Onion agent said this location is closed on Saturday's so you will have to go on Monday.

Location has changed to:
SOCIETE DES POSTES DU TOGO
RUE DU MARCHE
TSEVIE
TOGO

Please email me as soon as you receive the money.

Sincerely,

Susie
(Time to add some got mike lyrics and see if these scammers catch on)
"Well I stomped the scammers balls with the heel of my boot."--Ted Nugent

Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 01:56:14 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: WHAT IS HAPPENING
To: simes@yahoo.com

Susie,
How are you, i hope your fine today,

What is happening, i went to the western union money transfer this morning to pick the money, they said that you have not sent the money in fact i was confused and since ever i have been doing something with the foriegners none of them has ever played with my inteligence, why is it yours is happening in this way?.

If you know that you are not yet ready for the transaction, you better tell me, then i will face other cases that am handling.

Best regards,
Hon. Peter Adams.

(I'm starting to get a little pissy)
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 12:33:10 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: REPLY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Ahmed, your attorney is a dumbshit. He's a doof, a fuck-up, incapable of handling a transaction like this. I suggest we skip the attorney and I send the money directly to you. Cut-out the dumbass middleman attorney. That is the way we do it in the United States because everyone knows attorney's are sharks, scammers, rip-off's and child molestors. I'm ready to tell that fuckhead to eat shit, swallow it, and die.

Sincerely,

Susie

"you know what I like, you know what I like."--Ted Nugent

Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:41:46 +0200 (CEST)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: GOOD UNDERSTANDING
To: "susie chapstick"

My Dear Susie,

Thank you for your mail, and i hope you are fine today,

As regards to the sugestion which you sugested to me by sending the money directly to me means nothing to me caurse i have nothing to with the money, rather the attorney is the one who will make use of the money and i have not find any fault from the attorney and he has not started rendering his services to us.

Please what fault do you find from this our attorney?, please tell me then we can look for any other attorney caurse this transaction needed your present or an attorney who will represent you and no way we can do this alone, please lets use this Hon. Peter Adams caurse he is senior advocate, please if you really want this transaction to move smoothly please kindly re send the money to the attorney according to the address here in Lome-Togo which he gave to you, as soon as you send it please send the payment slip to me by Email attachment then i will monitor the transaction perfectly.

Meanwhile, i am advicing you to cool down for the attorney lets correct all our misstakes so that we will champion this great opportunity please. Remember that we don't have delay this transaction so hurry up. Our yesterday executive conference your matter was raised asking why they have not seen your attorney for the signing of your payment release order, and i told them your attorney may come up within the week.

Thank you once again and am waiting to hear from you immediately so that i will know my next step of action.

Yours Partner
Ahmed Usmanni

Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2004 11:57:07 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: Give me the right information.
To: "susie chapstick"

Dear Susie,
Thank you for your mail,

Please my client we are having small misunderstanding why becaurse the money you sent to me does not show in the computer as they type in the control number but not with standing, one parable says bad bigning result good ending, and you know that the biging of everything use to be hard , i would have finished the whole signing both court and bank by now.

Meanwhile, what you will do is to pay in the money and give me the payment slip and the question and anwser, please address it Lome-Togo i will pick it without any problem caurse i don't like to delay any of my cases, when i finished what am having at hand in the High Court then i will face the rest.

Thanks am anticipating the to hear from you.

Best regards
Hon.Peter Adams

(Time to fire his black ass)
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 12:12:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Give me the right information.
To: "peter adams"

YOU ARE FIRED, SACKED, FINISHED, DONE, YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS INDUSTRY AGAIN. IT'S OVER FOR YOU. I TALKED IT OVER WITH AHMED AND HE AGREED YOU ARE A DUMBSHIT.

SUSIE

"fuck you!"--Ted Nugent

Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 11:46:04 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: REPLY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Ahmed, I had Western Union send the money back because your stupid attorney wouldn't go pick up the money.

Here's the info I sent him and he couldn't get the deal done. What a loser.

Money sent to:
Location has changed to:
SOCIETE DES POSTES DU TOGO
RUE DU MARCHE
TSEVIE
TOGO
Sender: Susie Chapstick
Pay to: Peter Adams(I wrote in Peter's name instead of that chick name to see if the boys would notice.)
Control number: 5740032477
Sorry,

Susie

"take the fucking idoit out back and shoot him."--Ted Nugent

Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2004 14:59:53 +0200 (CEST)
From: "usmanni anthony" Add to Address Book
Subject: REPLY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
To: "susie chapstick"

Dear Susie,
Thank you for your information,

Please my daughter i have nothing to say untill i go to the attorney's office and confirm that he has pick the money then i will feed you back.

In all fairness, you have to understand that the bank want to confiscate the fund to their purse this is my reason of being worried in order to make sure this fund leave this country, so please you see i trace the money through the internet it shows nothing too just like before caurse i want to be sure before going to the attorney's office.

Thanks for telling me lies. now i will look for any other capable hand to assist me.

Ahmed.

Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2004 05:07:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: Thief
To: "susie chapstick"

If you are not stupid enough you would have not decived yourself thinking that you are deciving me.(LOL....LOL...lol!)

(This is my favorite part of a scam, me getting to rant wild.)
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2004 12:41:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Dumb ass
To: "peter adams"

Fuck you faggot. Ahmed and I are getting a new attorney one with a real African name, not a stupid name like Peter Adams. What a stupid, little penisheaded man you are, thinking you could fool me and Ahmed into thinking that you're an attorney. I sent the money and all you had to do is have the control number, test question and show identification that you are Peter Adams and this deal would be done. You are definitly the stupidiest attorney in all of Africa. No wonder Africa is the hell hole of planet earth.

Susie

"Take that and shove it up your ass."--Ted Nugent

(I'd almost given up on these rat fucks)
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 2004 10:35:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "peter adams" Add to Address Book
Subject: REPLY
To: "susie chapstick"

Thank you for insulting me, you need an attorney who will work for you for nothing, you can't afford to pay common attorney fees and i don't work for thieves like you, a thief !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. go to hell SUSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!.

(Oh joy, I get to use some more truck driver language.)
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 2004 13:07:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: REPLY
To: "peter adams"
Hey fuckface, what you need is a hot iron poker shoved up your ass. You're the worst piece of shit attorney that I have ever seen. I don't even believe you are an attorney. I bet your real job is a shit picker upper. And I'm sure you are real good at it too. And I know hell has a special place reserved for you. Maybe you can get the devil to pull that hot poker out of your ass, but I wouldn't trust him, he may shove it in further.

Ahmed and I hired a real attorney and the transaction is done. I bought a new car with my money. Attached is a few pictures for you.

I hope you die a miserably painful death.

Susie

"mugu,mugu,mugu,...mugu,muuuuuuuuuugu diiiiiiiiiie!"--Ted Nugent

(Let's end this scam)
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 2004 13:32:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "susie chapstick" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: REPLY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
To: "usmanni anthony"

Dearest Ahmed, I wanted to write to you and tell you what a wonderful time it's been. You have a brain the size of a small pea. Your accomplice Peter has a brain the size of a gnats dick. The two of you will surely be unsuccsessful and will both spend enternity in hell trying to get the devil's hot poker out of each others ass.

Eat shit and die slowly. And say hi to Peter for me.

Sincerely your true friend,

Susie

"you get the hot poker in, ya get the hot poker out."--Ted Nugent

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