(The scam is kind of sloppy and not as clean as I'd like it but I'm tired of fucking with it and it needs to get released so I hope you enjoy it. It has it's Shining moments. These fucks did bust my balls in an effort to get anything out of them.)

Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:03:54 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Miss Glory Dan
To: glorydan2000@yahoo.fr

From Miss Glory George.
Abidjan. Cote D'Ivoire
West Africa

Dear
I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.GEORGE DANJUMA. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.I'm a DEAF GIRL. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th September 2003. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on September 2003, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Eleven Million, Seven Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$11,700,000.00)left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary but legal documents to this fund with the bank.

I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire.

This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.

I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question
will be good for you after the money is in your account?

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter.

Kind Regards,
Miss Glory danjuma



(Our scammers are here in Abidjan.)

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 05:27:16 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Miss Glory hole Dan
To: "glory dan"
Greetings Miss Glory George,

I received this letter in my email box and trust that what you say is sincere. How might I the caretaker of the Overlook hotel assist you?

Sincerely,

Jack Torrance--Caretaker


Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:37:02 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Miss Glory Danjuma
To: "J Torrance"

Dearest Jack Torrance,

I feel so encouraged and greatly impressed reading your comprehensive reply mail to me. Thanks and may God Almighty Bless you for your kindness and understanding of my situation.

Following my plea to you, I don't know what to say, I sincerely need you sincererity in this transfer, because this fund is just all to me, my life and future. But I strongly beleive that God will assist you to assist me also.

But as I had stated initially, I summoned courage and tears before writing you, yes because we were yet strangers to one another, having not met, seen or spkoen with each other for the first time. But my courage was born by the inspiration received after careful observation of days of chain prayers, seeking God's mercy, grace and Divine guideance on how to go about the rest of my life, and also getting my inherited funds transferred to the right person, who will never sit or have it in mind taking advantage of my plight. Do you believe also in prayers?

I found you just as I don't know how, I haven't believed I had written you until I got your reply. I am so shy(Wait until you see how shy she is in front of a camera) at this as I don't know what more to tell you. This is never a junk neither a ferry tell, I am deading serious of what I am writing you, God is my witness.

I am a bit at loss as par what next you can do to help me out. The truth remains that my late father never forsaw his untimely death just like any other person whom it might befall, life has no end definition, as never could be predicted. Daddy had not handed me the relevant documents covering the existance of this fund with the bank, rather he left it with our Rev.parstor . I will tell you all the secret because I don't have anything to hide for you.

Rev.parstor Dickson Williams, My late Daddy's spirituaral adviser is a very honest and God fearing man of God, he has been so kind with me, knowing he is the next person I am looking up to as my only secured life friend and relative, since after loosing my parents. what more could i have done? than to ask for his permission in transferring my Inheritance overseas in view of the day by day war in Africa, as in line with daddy's instruction too. Rev.parstor Dickson Williams, was so kind to utilise my late Daddy's savings account to offset the necessary befeating burial rights of my Late father, he has also excuted accordingly, all that dad had advised in his WILL, written at the hospital bed, oh!!.

My life story seems to be very compelling that I can not finish at this first instance. but with time. I will be glad to have you as whatever you would wish me to be for you,

I don't know, and may be I think you can write directly to Rev.parstor Dickson williams to enquire how best to go about helping me in securing this fund to any of your safe accounts overseas. I have to confide in you now that I have seen how honest your mail looks. But if you would mind,do kindly send me your Telephone and Fax numbers, I think I would like sending accross to you, copies of the document as well as the certifcate proof of the sum deposited with the bank. I think this could put your mind at the best state of understanding me more, me too would like having a photocopy of your international passport just to make our relationship concrete and more reliable, I too will send mine .

I will talk with Rev.parstor Dickson williams, informing him all I have known about you, i will make him understand you are my confidant person.

I will like you to communicate with Rev.parstor Williams. to enable you write him officially, confirming my information to him as my choice partner with whom my inherited fund would be transferred abroad.

Due to the strict financial laws here, his expertary advise and experience will be highly needed to get this successfully done. Perhaps there could be need for some paper works to be done, which might require his services,"OR WILL YOU LIKE TO COME HERE" being in possition of the relevant proofs will put him through and you being in direct contact with him will moltivate him to getting all the required details, as well and advise on means of effecting the transfer without any hitch from any monetary agency both here and out there in view of transferring such huge funds in today's world.

Email him with this Email: rev_pastor_dickson@yahoo.fr

Or you can call him with this phone number/ +22507232976

Please feel free to write Rev.parstor Dickson Williams, he will be giving you all the information you will need to know.

Thanks for your understanding I hope hearing from you soon.

God be with you,

until I hear from you,

I remain, yours Sincerely,

Gloria danjuma


Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:03:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Gloria hole dan hath recommended me to you
To: rev_pastor_dickson@yahoo.fr

Dear pastor Dick,

I'm writing in response from Gloria hole dan who recommended that I was the honest person intrusted to the fund. By this writing you will know that I am an honest caretaker. Blessings to you in all your glory hole adventures.

Please inform me how I may proceed in this glorious hole adventure.

Sin

Jack Torrance


Mon, 24 Jan 2005 20:03:17 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J Torrance,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.Honestly I feel good to receive your mail with regards to the transfer of this funds belonging to one of my late son's in the Lord.Just on wenseday day night the only daugter of my late Son in the Lord was here and told me that he has concluded an arrangement with the late father's business partner overseas for the immediate transfer of this funds.

Be that as it may be ,I believe that the word of God in romans chapter 8 verse 28 which say that all things works together for good to them that love God has made it possible for the kid to have selected you out of his late fathers numerous partners.Actually I have not known you for the first time but I am beleving God that you will guide jealously this honour given to you by making sure that you will devote your time to take care of the kid and the investment of this funds because he will continue his education while you will take care of the investment.

As a spiritual father I will never relent in my prayers for the success and smooth transfer of this fund and the investment as well,but I will like you to tell me in details the area of business you knows best so that I can pray over it and ask God for his intervention.

The word of God says in Paslm 127 verse 1&2 that excep the Lord builds,the builders waste their time in vain and except he watches over the city the watch men keep awake in vain.

All the documents covering the deposit of this fund in the bank is with me myself and gloria are not experts in international money transfer so all I have to do is to give to you the contact details of the bank where this fund was deposited by my late Son in the Lord so that you can open up discussions with them on the possible ways of geting this money transfered in to your account.

Below is the contact details of the bank.

BANK OF AFRICA
RUE 45 AVE 7 MARCORY.
ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL/FAX 00225-2136-0166.
EMAIL/info1boaci@yahoo.fr
CONTACT PERSON. DR IBRAHIM KONE.
Please do always inform me immediately you contact the bank to enable me follow it up for the quick conclusion of the transfer and also endevour to call me on my private number 00225-0774-0825 for some good oral discussions.Send me your priavte telephone number for a more secured communications.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.

Remain blessed in the Lord
Rev.Pastor Dickson.
00225-0774-0825.

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:00:22 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev Pastor Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Greetings pastor Dick through the glory hole in the sky. A most gracious pick me up today I must say. My wife Wendy and my son have been mingling around the hotel leaving me to brood. I'm at my best then.

By all means I shall follow your good advice and stumble through the process. As the good book says, "Shant thy money and shant thy hole, willith where will my penith go?"

Sin,

Jack


Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:30:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Miss Glory Danjuma
To: "glory dan"

Dear Miss Gloria hole dan,

Just a note to let you know that pastor Dick has contacted me and things are going well.

Sin,

Jack


Tue, 25 Jan 2005 17:58:26 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J. Torrance,

May The Joy Of The Lord Be Your Strength.

I received your mail and I thank you for your understanding and quick response to my mail.This signifies to me that you will live up to expection by making sure that this transfer is concluded within the shortest period of time to enable the kid to come over and continue his education while you will then take care of the investment.

All things being equal,I hope that you have as well contacted the Bank through the informations I gave to you in my last mail,if so just let me know to enable me follow it up at this end to a more swift finalisation of this transfer.

I wait to hear from you and as I ealier requested,do advise me with your priavte telephone number in your next mail.

Remain blessed with your entire family,
Rev.Pastor Dickson.


Wed, 26 Jan 2005 09:31:35 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: hoping to hear from you soon Gloria
To: "J Torrance"

Dearest Jack Torrance,

i am very very happy that my pastor is talking with you,i am no longer comforatble in this country because i left school for quite some time now so i want to come over to you and finish my school.greet my sisters and brothers for me and tell them that i will be with them soon.

I will send my picture to you in my next mail so that you will see the person you are doing things with.Jack always let me know all you discussed with my pastor because i cannot go to him every day every day and ask him questions.

God be with you all,

Gloria.


Wed, 26 Jan 2005 15:52:21 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: hoping to hear from you soon Gloria
To: "glory dan"

Dear Gloria hole dan,

Greetings,

I look forward to receiving your photo and I will kindly return a picture of myself to you.

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:51:40 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: Calvary Greetings From Rev.Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J.Torrance,

Peace be unto you and your household.Like I advised you in my last mail to you,let me know if you have contacted the Bank to enable me follow it up at this end for quick finalisation of this transfer.

But if you have not contacted the Bank due to one reason or the other,I want you to do so immediately you receive this mail because I will not like the kid to stay longer than neccessary in this country owning to the fact that she needed to go back to school.

Waiting urgently to hear from you.
Rev Pastor Dickson .


Thu, 27 Jan 2005 15:55:39 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: hoping to hear from you soon Gloria and i have attach my picture
To: "J Torrance"
Hi jack Torrance,

This is my pics,i want to see yours.greet my brothers and sisters and tell me what is your talks with my pastor.

love you all.
Gloria.


(Oh yeah baby. Jack sees, Jack likes. Jack is an excited boy right now. Jack wants more.)

(Check that booty out. Shake that ass baby. Wendy's a bag of bones compared to Gloria. I know what I must do with Wendy.)

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 02:28:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: hoping to hear from you soon Gloria and i have attach my picture
To: "glory dan"

My dear Gloria hole dan,

I am in lust with your beauty. I would very much like to meet you in person in a quiet hotel room. Do you have anymore pictures you could send me? I'd very much like to see you in a swim suit. The Overlook hotel's pool is frozen at the moment, but this summer it will be alive with beautiful people, alive and deceased.

I will send you a picture of myself.

Thanks Gloria.

Jack

"Glory to you, glory to you, take me there."--INXS


Fri, 28 Jan 2005 02:32:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Calvary Greetings From Rev.Pastor Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Pastor Dick,

I greet you with a smile and a boner as Gloria has just sent me her picture. Is she married? Does she like white men? I do have money and could take care of her for awhile.

I did not get anything from a bank. Did you send it to me or did Gloria hole dan send it to me? I will go back through my emails and see if there is any bank emails.

Sin, and give Gloria a kiss for me.

Jack


Fri, 28 Jan 2005 04:30:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: hoping to hear from you soon Gloria and i have attach my picture
To: "glory dan"

Dear Gloria,

Please find attached my photo for your viewing pleasure.

Sin,

Jack


Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:06:24 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: Rev.Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"
Dear J.Torrance,

Peace be unto you and your house hold in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I received your mail I am quite glad for your assurance to take good care of Gloria.Like you asked,Gloria is not yet married but if she likes white men and your quest for her hand in marriage is what you will inquire of her because I beleive that she is of age and as a follower of the gospel of Jesus Christ you will remember that when Isaac was asking for the hand of Rebecca in Marriage that the damsel was called and her opinion was sought before the family blessed the marriage so all you need to do is to seek her opinion as I beleive that you must have sent back your picture to her.My duty as spiritual father is to bless the marriage and pray for the future well being of your family.

I am supprised you did not take notice of the Bank informations which I sent to you in my first email,I thought that by now will be making finishing touches with the Bank as regards with the transfer of the money to your nominated Bank account in your country,that's the reason I was telling you to tell me the details of your discussions iwth the Bnak to enable me follow it up at this end for the quick finalisation of the transfer.Anyway,I hope you will contact the Bank through their inforamtions as below which I am reconfirming to you.

BANK OF AFRICA
RUE 45 AVE 7 MARCORY.
ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL/FAX 00225-2136-0166.
EMAIL:info1boaci@yahoo.fr
CONTACT PERSON. DR IBRAHIM KONE.

Do contact the Bank immediately and get back to me because like I told you,I will not like Gloria to stay here longer than neccssary to enable her continue her studies as she has been out of the school for so long a time.

Again,Peace be unto you and your house hold as I wait to hear from you.

Rev.Pastor Dickson


Fri, 28 Jan 2005 10:22:28 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev.Pastor Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Greetings Pastor Dick, and a big thanks for the info on Gloria. YES, I would love to bed down with Gloria and bring her pleasing sexual pleasure in the eyes of our Lord. I would be grateful if you could intercede for me and express my wishes to her. She is most beautiful and my heart is filled with lust. I would do and pay anything to have a beautiful black princess such as her.

As for the bank I will get on that.

Sin,

Jack


Sat, 29 Jan 2005 15:59:49 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: hoping to hear from you soonest Gloria and i have attach my picture
To: "J Torrance"

Hi jack Torrance,

Thanks for your kind admiration of my beauty.I got your pics,its quit lovely,but is not too clear.please send some more.I love to see it in another view.I am afraid because as you said it seems too cold over there.

tell me more about the wether condition of your country.I am sending you my pics of half nude because I love you and have confidence that you will not betray my trust in you but please and please don,t let my pastor see this picture and please do not allow your wife and children to see it .i have been waiting to hear informations from you concerning how you are working with my pastor and the bank for the transfer,what is happening,please let me know immediately because i am tired and no longer comforatble in this country because i cant go to school any more,please hurry up. by sunday i will be in the church to see my pastor and know how everything is working out.

from
Gloria.


("WENDY! GODDAMMIT WENDY WHERE ARE YOU. WENDY, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE.")

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 09:33:46 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

MAY THE PEACE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IN JESUS NAME ( AMEN ) Dear Brother J Torrance Thank you for your mail and may the lord continue to bless you in all your effort , my there brother dont worry i will go to bank and comfrim the add i will get back to you later in the day, Thanks Rev Pastor Dickson,

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:03:53 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: Rev.Pastor Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

I just came back from the Bank and was about to email you but you just beat me ahaed of time.Anyway this is the full contact information of the Bank,just copy the email as it is,I hope you will get through

BANK OF AFRICA
RUE 45 AVE 7 MARCORY.
ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL/FAX 00225-2136-0166.
info1boaci@yahoo.fr
CONTACT PERSON. DR IBRAHIM KONE.

I hope to hear from you immedaitely so as to enable us finalise the transfer so that Gloria can come over and continue her schooling.

Rev.Pastor Dickson

Tue, 1 Feb 2005 09:11:50 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: i am worried !!!!!
To: "J Torrance"

Hi jack,

got your mail and happy for your assurance not to expose my nude pics.Please send to me more of your pics not naked pics,I told you that the first pics was not clear.

i feel great to join you over to have a spoil of your weather condition over there,i hope this will be soonest as you promised.

please tell me from word to word who far you have gone with the bank and my pastor,this is because I am worried and you know i am not suppose to be asking the pastor questions everyday because you are the one who is supposed to be giving me information.What is the bank saying?when are they doing the transfer?or have they done it alraedy because i know that this things do not suppose to take much time once you have gotten in touch with the bank.

my spirit is troubled,you know that i no longer go to school here so my joy of a student is goneand my future now depends on how soon this transfer takes place,so please tell me because i need to join you over there so that my future will not be withheld by anything.

Waiting to hear from you immediately.

With love from,

Gloria


Thu, 3 Feb 2005 17:08:32 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: i am worried
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

i am worried because I met with the pastor and he told me that you are yet to contact the bank.please tell me why you have not contacted the bank as the pastor told me.i am worried if you want to help please do it quickly so that i can come over and stay with and then you can have me whole as you like but if you are not willing just please let me know so that i can look for another person.,p> i am tired of all the delays because we suppose to have finished this transfer by now for me to come over and be with you.

(You little whore. Tired of the fucking delays while I slave away in a frozen fucking wasteland to bring you and your booty ass to America. Don't piss me off honey.)

i wait to hear from you quickly.

Gloria.


Sun, 6 Feb 2005 14:01:06 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Thank you for contacting the bank.
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

I thank you for your assurance that you have contacted the Bank.I was at the church today and I told the pastor about your mail and he promised to follow it up as he has promised you.Please all you have to do is to make sure that write to the abnk alawys and comply with their directives so that this tansfer will not waiste time any longer.

I am trusting you for the speedy conclusion of this transfer because I know that you understood my situations here and will not allow me to remain depressed any more as I desire seriously to go back to school and finish up my carrier.

Waiting to hear from you as soon as you hear from the bank.
Have a nice week.
With love from,
Gloria.


Mon, 7 Feb 2005 16:47:16 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

TO THE DIRECT ATTENTION OF MR:JACK

SEQUEL TO YOUR REQUEST FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS (11.7M) ELEVEN MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS DEPOSITED INTO A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT BY OUR LATE CUSTOMER MR GEORGE DANJUMA IN THE NAME OF HER DAUGHTER MISS GLORIA DANJUMA AS THE BENEFICIARY TO YOUR OVERSEA ACCOUNT AS HER TRUSTEE.

BE INFORMED THAT DUE TO THE RECENT GOVERNMENT STRINGENT POLICIES AS REGARDS WITH THE TRANSFER OF HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY TO MONITOR THE ACTIVITIES OF THE REBELS WHO MAY BE USING SUCH FUNDS FOR THE IMPORTATION OF ARMS INTO THE COUNTRY.YOUR ARE REQUIRED TO OPEN AN INDIVIDUAL TRANSIT ACCOUNT IN YOUR NAME WITH OUR BANK TO ENABLE OUR BANK REACTIVATE THE SUSPENCE ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN LYING DORMANT.THIS WILL AUTHORISE US TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AS YOUR PERSONAL FUNDS.

HEREIN ATTACHED IS THE FORM FOR THE ACCOUNT OPENING WHICH YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL CORRECTLY AND SIGN THE SIGNATURE BOOK AND THEN RETURN TO OUR BANK WITH THE SUM OF $1000 (ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) AS CONTAINED IN THE ATTACHED FORM FOR THE OPENING OF THE ACCOUNT.YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO SEND YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY WHERE YOU WANT THIS MONEY TO BE TRANSFERED IMMEDIATELY.

YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WHICH IS BEING OPERATED BY OUR BANK IN THE NAME OF OUR ACCOUNTANT MR CHRISTOPHER OKOLUDO WITH THE SAME ADDRESS OF OUR BANK AS CONTAINED IN THE ATTACHED FORM. THIS WILL ENABLE US RECEIVE THE MONEY SWIFTLY AND EXPIDAITE ACTION WITH REGARDS TO THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS.

NOTE THAT IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY DELAY ON YOUR PART OUR INFULENCE WILL HIGHLY MANIFEST IN ACCELERATION OF THIS MATTER TO ENABLE YOU CONFIRM THE FUNDS INTO YOU NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT WITHIN 72 WORKING HOURS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COPERARTION.

DR JOHNSON KONE,
DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT.

(More stupid fucking paperwork.)



Mon, 7 Feb 2005 11:11:44 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Bank of Africa, I am excited to finally receive this so Gloria hole dan can finally come and see me, and go to school here. Please provide me with some form of proof of whom you are. I have lost some money recently to some shady men and don't want to go down that road again. Both Gloria and pastor Dick provided me with photographs of themselves which I accepted as proof of there honesty. Pleas have the bank manager send me photographic proof so that I know whom I am dealing with. Please no fake photographs will be accepted. The photo must have the date on it. Please have a sign with the date 2-7-05 and a the words Redrum got mike. This will be enough proof to me and I will fill out all forms and send the required $1,000.00 via Western Union.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.

Sin,

Jack


Mon, 7 Feb 2005 18:27:49 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Gloria
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

I got your mail,yes the banks do work half day on saturdays here and they do not work at all on sundays and I think thats the reason why you have not heard from the bank.I hope they will get back to you by monday or tuesday and as soon as they does,please and please just follow their instruction and so that they can transfer the money before the weekend.

Waiting to hear from you as soon as the bank contacts you.

With love from,
Gloria.


Mon, 7 Feb 2005 11:13:56 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Gloria
To: "glory dan"

Dear Gloria, YES YES, YES the bank did email me. I just asked them to send me some picture proof of who they are and then I will fill the forms and send the required money. I'm very excited. After the transfer I will purchase a first class flight for you to Denver Colorado. I will pick you up at the airport. It shouldn't be long my love.

Sin,

Jack


Wed, 9 Feb 2005 15:07:24 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

TO DIRECT ATTENTION OF MR:JACK.

WE ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR REQUEST FOR A PROOF OF OUR IDENTITY.BE INFORMED THAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH AN INSTITUTION (BANK OF AFRICA) NOT INDIVIDUAL.

SEQUEL TO THE ABOVE EXPLANATION WE DECLINE YOUR REQUEST FOR A PERSONAL PICTURE OF THE DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONL REMITTANCE (DR JOHNSON KONE) BECAUSE THIS ACTION NEGATES OUR POLICY AS A LEGAL ENTITY.WE ARE OBLIGED TO SEND TO YOU AN IDENTITY CARD OF THE DIRECTOR AS AN EMPLOYER OF BANK OF AFRICA AS ENSHRINED IN OUR CONSTITUTION FOR THE SOLE OBJECTIVE OF MAINTAINING GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR CLIENTS.

WE HOPE OUR CLARIFICATION MERITS YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

OUR PROMISE FOR A SWIFT ATTENTION TO YOUR MATTER WITH 72 WORKING HOURS STANDS FIRM IMMEDIATELY YOU COMLPY WITH DIRECTIVES.

AT YOUR SERVICE.
DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.

J.KONE.



Wed, 9 Feb 2005 11:04:14 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Bank Of Africa, this is unacceptable. I will consult with Gloria and seek an honest bank that will comply. Again, I am leaving at the end of the week and will be gone for a week so if you want to get this process rolling then we need to establish the trust first and that is by you or one of your directors sending the appropriate picture with code sentence.

Sin,

Jack


Wed, 9 Feb 2005 19:33:14 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "J Torrance"
CALVARY GREETINGS FROM REV. PASTOR. DICKSON
Dear Brother J. Torrance,

My dear Brother may the peace of the lord be unto you in jesus name (AMEN) Brother Torrance i have been waiting to hear from you to know the sitution of things with you and the bank,

Remember my advised to you in my last mail that you should always keep me posted to enable me follow it up for quick finalisation of this transfer.

Thanks and I hope to hear from you immedaitely so as to enable us finalise the transfer so that Gloria can come over and continue her schooling.

Be Bless

Rev.Pastor.Dickson


Wed, 9 Feb 2005 11:08:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick,

It doesn't look good. I'm ready to send the money per the banks wishes but they won't establish picture identification per my request. I need this before I will send the $1,000.00. Perhaps there is another bank that we can work with. They don't seem to be willing to work with me. Do you know of another bank? Please advise Gloria that I am working on this transaction but that the stupid ass bank is holding us up. Sorry for cursing but these jackass's are fucking the whole deal up. Sorry for cursing again.

Sin,

Jack


Wed, 9 Feb 2005 15:41:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Gloria
To: "glory dan"

My Dear Glory hole,

I don't think things are going good on my end. The bank refuses to produce proper identification so I'm about ready to tell them they are tits out of luck. They want me to send $1,000 which I will providing they show me adequate proof of whom they are. I will not accept anything other than a personal photo with shown date and proper code. This is how the United States military is doing it. I read it on Yahoo last week.

I'm trying to get pastor Dick to look for another bank that will work with me on this. I think he will. He seems like a good Dick pastor. I'm leaving on Friday for a week or a few days. I need supplies and the roads are so bad here I can't get any supplies. I'm hoping the bank complies before then and I will send the money on Friday.

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:00:05 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: I am confused.
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

I Got your mail and I am not happy because it seems you are having problems with the bank.i want you to know that whatever identification the make gives you is very authentic,you need to be here and see things for yourself because this bank is one of the bigest in this city.please do not do anything that will cause embarassment to the management of the bank so that they will not delay this transfer.

I am quite worried because at this point when I have began to rejoice of my leaving this country to join you another problem is on ground.Please do what is needful because you know that if I have access to the money I will ask you to only fill the form and return while I take care of the payment but now it is like this,I want you to follow the banks instruction without biased mind otherwise I will conclude that you really don't love me and don't want to help me,the logic is that if you beleive in me why do you not beleive in the bank which I told my money is lodged.(LOVE? "What's love got to do with it?"--Tina Turner)

Let us be sincere to ourselves because this your action is giving me a cause for a serious rethink concerning my well being when i come over to your country as you have promised me that you will not do anything that will hurt my feelings but I am begining to wonder how sincere you are in your promise because have have already started hurting my feelings.(Whaaaaa, boo hoo, hoo.)

If you know that you love me as you said in the begining pleaseand please send the money to the bank so that they can open the account and transfer the money as soon as possible because you know that my condition here is not pleasant to me and as such you have do anything within your reach for me to come over and be with you now.

I sincerely count on you for the speedy conclusion of this transfer,
Still with love from,
Gloria.


Thu, 10 Feb 2005 12:13:45 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: I am confused.
To: "glory dan"
Dear Gloria, my love, my glory hole.

The bank is ran by a bunch of jackass's. I am going to write the bank again and ask them kindly to honor my request. If they will not comply then things won't look good. I will do this right away. Don't worry my dear, I feel these jackass's are of honest, and noble character and will do everything they can to make the transaction happen. I look at your pictures daily. Do you have anymore naked pictures for me?

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 10 Feb 2005 14:21:07 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "J Torrance"

CALVARY GREETNGS

Dear Brother J.Torrence,

I went to the Bank after reading your mail to ascertain the reality of your claim as per your request for ther picture identification.There and then at the Bank I met the Director in charge of foreign remittance Dr J.Kone who told me that though they received your mail requsting for a picture identification of one of their directors before you will comply with their directives.He made me to understand that your demand is contrary to the Bank's policy,he said this is because you are dealing with a Bank which is a legal personality that can sue nor be sued and not an Individual.

The Bank Director went futher to stress that they cannot change their policy just because a customer asked for it,he told me that it is better for you to make an urgent trip to this country or appoint a lawyer for a representation.

Brother Jack I dont think that all these is important as long as you have confidence in me as a man of God who can never mislead you and Gloria who I beleive you have a water tight relationship(Blood is thicker than water...make it blood tight) with his late father as she told me initially.All you have to know is that we have to follow the Banks instructions and not Bank to follow our instructions and you have to understand that as long as the money is it that Bank that there is no way we can digress their participation in this very transfer otherwise it will be halted.So I advise that you send the money without futher delay for the Bank to open the account and effect the transfer immediately.

Thanks and I hope to hear from you immedaitely so as to enable us finalise the transfer so that Gloria can come over and continue her schooling.

Be Bless

Rev.Pastor.Dickson.


(I have to help these stupid fucks come up with a creative way to get me my photo.)
Thu, 10 Feb 2005 12:16:41 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick,

the bank won't honor my simple request as if they don't know how to use a camera. I will write them again and ask them to kindly honor my request. Perhaps you could go in with the sign, have the manager hold up the sign and then send me the photo. This way the manager wouldn't be violating bank policy.

Sin,

Jack


(Just in case the bank forgot I'll send my demands again)
Thu, 10 Feb 2005 12:20:10 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear sirs,

Please honor my simple request or I will search another bank to make this transaction. I will not send the requested $1,000.00 until I see the picture and have time to review it. And when you take the photo of yourself or one of the directors of the bank make sure that you have the signage right. "Redrum, got mike?" Is the proper secret code that we will use. And if possible have the bank building in the background.

Thank you and I look forward to review the photo. Have a nice day.

Sin,

Jack


Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:30:47 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: My heart bleeds.
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Jack Torrance,

I not happy at your attitude towards this transfer.Why insult the bank?,this language is not good at all and I hope you are not writting the bank in the same manner,honestly I don't know why you have just decided to make things difficult for us now I am at the treshold of joining you over there.This ugly incident that is happening made me to go to the pastors house with tears and the pastor told me that he was at the bank ealier yesterday and that he has also written you concerning his agreement with the bank and that he hope that you will understand and go ahead with the bank instruction because the pastor told me that the bank director sent his identity card to you.

When I see all these happenings,I ask God why me,listen my Dear Jack you are helping me and not the bank and anything they dont want to do they can't do and the money remains in the bank,infact I am concluding that you don't want to help me because if you beleive that I am who I told you I was, you cannot doubt the reality of the bank which is one of the biggest in the city,but instead you kept requesting for my naked picture,help me if you care when I come over to your country you can take me for whatever you like or tell me if my naked picture will make you to be doubly sure that I am who I said I was and that the bank is not fake as you said,then I have no option to send my naked picture to you so that you can go ahaed and settle with the bank instead of causing me much embarrassment because my pastor have started to ask me if actually you are my late fathers friend because of the way and the manner you are following this transfer.

I write this mail with tears and pain in my heart and hope that you will be touched and then have a rethink to do what the bank told you. I was hoping that by now I would have been preparing to join you by next week but you are now in a position to make it possible or not.

Waiting from you,
I remain,
Gloria.


Fri, 11 Feb 2005 15:17:40 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: My heart bleeds.
To: "glory dan"

Gloria, have faith. Pastor Dick will help me get the photo and I will send the photo. Pastor Dick being a man of God believes all things, knows all things and most certainly knows how to use a camera. So relax, it won't be long. Love you.

Sin,

Jack


Fri, 11 Feb 2005 17:50:57 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "J Torrance"

CALVARY GREETINGS.

Dear Brother J.Torrence,

I heard all you said but I want to make it categorically clear that your request to the Bank is unacceptable to them based on my discissions with the Director yesterday.I dont think they have time for all these and I cannot be-little myself to be going to the Bank requesting the manager to go and take a picture just because a customer want to open account with their Bank.You have to know that the Bank you are dealing with is one of the prime Banks in this neigbourhood,they are being patronised by multi-national companies, ministries,private companies and wealthy individauls so they are always busy to attend to such request of yours.

Actually,you are not hurting the Bank by your refusal to comply with their directives but my Daughter Gloria,I have spoken to you through my mail yesterday but your stand not to comply with the Bank is what I am worried about,though I have advised the kid to take it easy as she came to me yesterdat crying beacuse if it is the will of God that things will still work out it will surely do but if it is not the will of God nothing works for the scripture says in Psalm 127 vs 1 that except the Lord builds the builders waist their time in vain and if the Lord did not watch over the city,the watch men keeps awake in vain.

All I will do is to pray for the succsess of the transfer and my Daughters sojourn to your country it is now left for you to make or mar her Dream.

Be Bless
Rev.Pastor.Dickson.


Fri, 11 Feb 2005 15:14:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson URGENT!!!
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick, have faith in God that these men who run the banking system will produce the photo I requested and I'll send the $1,000.00 and Gloria will unite with me at the Overlook hotel and complete her education. My request isn't that much of a request. In fact I went to my bank this morning and asked the branch manager if I could take his photo holding the very sign I made and he let me. Pastor Dick, stand firm with me and we will be victorious in the Lord. Will you stand with me?

Sin,

Jack


Mon, 14 Feb 2005 10:25:35 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

CALVARY GREETINGS.

Dear Brother J.Torrence,

I heard all you said,I will also try my best by visting the Bank to see how your demand will work out.I promise to get back to you within the week as you know that a lot need to be done to get the Bank management convinced to do as you requested.

I am always in prayers for the succsess of the transfer and my Daughters sojourn to your country .

Be Bless
Rev.Pastor.Dickson


Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:34:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Brother Dick, I have faith in you. I'm in Denver all week, I'll check my email around Wednesday. Give Gloria a big kiss for me. Do you have any pictures of her?

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 17 Feb 2005 13:09:19 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: I am worried
To: "J Torrance"

Dearest One Jack

May the pace of the lord be on to you in jesus name (AMEN)

Jack i have not heard from you since all this days to know what is going on with you and the bank or if you have send to the bank the money ,

Please update me,

Thanks And Be Bless
Gloria


Thu, 17 Feb 2005 12:20:03 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: I am worried
To: "glory dan"

Dear Gloria, my glory hole, pastor Dick is working on it now. This should be a done deal real soon. I went to the bank yesterday and took out the $1,000.00. Hopefully we'll have this done by next week.

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:38:06 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

MAY THE PACE OF OUR LORD BE ON TO YOU,

Dera Brother J Torrance,

I hope all is weil with you , i have been waiting to hear from you to know if the bank have rech you with your requested, Please if they have rech you do get back to me to enable me follow it up for good transfer,

And I am always in prayers for the succsess of the transfer to enable my Daughters join your in your country,

Thanks and GOD be with you in jesus name (AMEN)

Rev.pastor.dickson


(Daughters? There are two glory holes?)
Thu, 17 Feb 2005 12:22:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: From Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick, thanks for the update. I have not heard from the bank. Are you sending more than one daughter? If so will that cost me another $1,000.00? If so I will have to go back to the bank for the other $1,000.00 as I only took out $1,000.00 to send for the transfer.

Please keep me posted on the bank as to when they can honor my request.

Sin,

Jack


Sat, 19 Feb 2005 11:41:53 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

TO DIRECT ATTENTION OF:MR JACK .

SEQUEL TO YOUR DEMAND FOR A PICTURE OF OUR STAFF TO ENABLE YOU COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES AS REGARDS WITH THE TRANSFERING OF FUNDS BELONGING TO YOUR LOCAL PARTNER.

HEREIN ATTACHED IS THE PICTURE OF OUR CHEIF ACCOUNTANT MR CHRISTOPHER OKOLUDO WHO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE $1000 USD IN HIS NAME FOR THE OPENING OF THE ACCOUNT VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OPERATED BY OUR BANK.BE INFORMED THAT YOU MUST FILL CORRECTLY THE FORM WHICH WAS GIVEN TO YOU AND RETURN SAME TO OUR BANK.

WE RESTATE OUR PROMISE TO EXPIDATE ACTION FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN 72 WORKING HOURS AFTER YOU FULLY COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVE.

THANKS FOR HAVING INTEREST IN OUR SERVICES.

DR J.KONE

INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR.

(I ain't haven this piece of shit photo. Look at that fucking tie. It's no wonder they're the poorest fucking country on the face of the earth with bank managers who dress like that.)


Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:37:22 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Greetings brother Dick, I will look and see if the bank does send picture proof. I will examine the picture per military guidlines. The military now does this to screen out terrorist emails. They use code words, sentences and even objects like a can of peas.

How is my beautiful Gloria? My lower extreminities are aching for her lower extreminities. I look forward to taking her as my wife. Please ask her to research the state of Idaho as that is where we will live. They have good schools there.

Glory hole to you, to Gloria and to me.

Sin,

Jack


(Gotta lay some bad news on pastor Dick. I need more prayer and more cowbell.)
Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:52:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick,

The banks email came right behind yours. I reviewed and there were a few problems. I emailed them and asked them to correct the errors with the photo so it shouldn't be a problem now that they have a camera and no how to use it.

Sin,

Jack


Sat, 19 Feb 2005 17:25:12 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Have a nice weekend !!!
To: "J Torrance"

Dearest One Jack

I thank you for your assurance to be working with my pastor to see that the transfer is concluded by next week for me to join you in your country,Tomorrow is a Sunday service so I have to see the pastor and discuss with him about the transfer.Please always get intouch with the pastor and the bank so that everything will be done by next week because I am tired of staying in this country and I want to go back to the school without waisting much time again.

I am waiting to hear from you immeditely you finished with the bank.

Thanks
Gloria


Sun, 20 Feb 2005 20:43:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Have a nice weekend !!!
To: "glory dan"

Gloria, I've been shoring up things here for your arrival. My friend Hallorann will be the one to greet you at the airport and assist you to the Overlook. I'm attaching a picture of Hallorann. I think the deal could be done by the end of next week if the bank comes through with the proper picture.

Sin,

Jack


Sat, 19 Feb 2005 10:33:13 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Have a nice weekend !!!
To: "glory dan"

Dear Gloria my glory hole,

The bank did send a picture but there were a few minor problems with it so they're in the process of doing a new one and sending that to me. If they do it today perhpas we can get the transfer done by next week. I will look into flights out of your country. Please have your Visa ready. I've checked with my local officials and everything looks okay as long as you're a student here.

We shall see you soon,

Sin,

Jack


(Let's see if we can get the stupid fucks to do another.)
Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:50:59 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"
Dear Dr. Kone this is a very good first attempt and I see that we are finally making some progress. After reviewing the picture per military guidlines I find the picture is not quite per my request. The code sentence must be hand written exactly per military specifications. An example for you.

Redrum got mike?

(Remember in the movie Redrum was painted on the bedroom door and you are actually seeing it through a mirror, so it really spells "murder." But don't anybody try that shit on me. That's not cool.)
Please re-take the photo and you or another branch manager must be holding the picture in your hand and the words must be handwritten. I apologize for not being more specific. Please follow my instructions exactly as described below. And please note there is an urgency for me to finish this transaction as I will receive the most beautiful black magic woman my eyes have ever seen.

1. Hand write the new code phrase--Heeeeere's Johnnnnnnny!
2. Be holding the above sign in your hands or hand.
3. The date must be handwritten on the sign.
4. The picture can be of you or fellow bank manager.
5. Send exact mailing instructions for the $1,000.00 transfer
include bank name, address and to whom the money should be made out to.

Thanks for your dedication to making this transfer a success. I look forward to reviewing the photo.

Sin,

Jack


Tue, 22 Feb 2005 15:37:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick,

Jesus wept, those bank officials are slooooooooooow in Africa. They should be more considerate to their customers since they are responsible for the transfer of such large amounts of money. Any chance you can give them a good kick in the balls so that we can get this moving. I have the $1,000.00 that I took out of my bank but if these clowns don't get moving a little faster and get me the picture I asked for then I'm putting the money back in the bank.

Thanks for any assistance.

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:15:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Pastor Dick please have faith in God
To: "revpastor dickson"

Pastor Dick, where's ist thou faith? The bank manager hasn't told me no yet. I'm sure they're working on it. They will send the proper photo, I'm sure. It's a simple task really and I've already taken the money out of the bank. I'm hoping to send it to the bank by Saturday so when can get Gloria my hole over here. Please you need to have faith in God. Like it says, "Wilt thou giveth up so easy?"

Sin,

Jack

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:56:56 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

TO DIRECT ATTENTION OF:MR JACK.

FOLLOWING YOUR REQUEST FOR THE TRANSFER INFORAMTION OF THE SUM OF $1000 (ONE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) FOR OPENING OF INDIVIDUAL TRANSIT ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK FOR THE PURPOSE OF SECURING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SUM OF $11.7 M USD (ELEVEN MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) BELONGING TO YOUR LOCAL PARTNER MISS GLORIA DANJUMA.

YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND ALL MONIES VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE IN THE NAME OF OUR ACCOUNTANT MR CHRISTOPHER OKOLUDO.YOU MUST INCLUDE THE NECCESSARY INFORMATIONS (ie)THE TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER FOR EASY COLLECTION OF THE FUNDS.

NOTE THAT OUR PROMISE TO SWIFTLY TRANSFER THE FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 72 WORKING HOURS AFTER YOU HAVE FULLY COMPLIED WITH OUR DIRECTIVES STANDS IRREVOCABLE.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING INTEREST IN OUR SERVICE,

DR J.KONE

INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR.


Fri, 25 Feb 2005 10:22:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Sirs,

I guess you're not going to honor my request for another picture. I shall assume there is a lot of banking going on in Africa at the moment and thus you don't have time to forge another. I am not happy with this but you have me between a rock and a gloria hole.

Please except this email as an exceptance agreement for the said transfer of the said money. I do understand that there is a fee of $1,000.00 of which I would like to send IMMEDIATELY.

Please email me all the transfer information. I will send the money via Western Union if that is okay.

Sin,

Jack

Wed, 9 Feb 2005 11:36:38 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: See you soon!!!!
To: "J Torrance"

Hi Dearest Jack,

I am very happy that the bank have contacted you and you are moving ahead with them,i see also that you asked the bank for some picture proof,please as they get back to you,try fill the form and send the money to them to enable them transfer the money so that you can send the filght ticket to me with some money to enable me also buy some Africa presents for you here.

I am waitng urgently to hear,

With love from
Gloria.


Sat, 26 Feb 2005 07:42:55 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Gloria
To: "glory dan"

My precious Gloria,

I have contacted the bank recently and have told them that their picture is not acceptable, but I re-examined the picture again after a half bottle of SKYY and I like it. I have asked the bank to please provide me with the details as to where to send the $1,000.00 so that we can do the transfer hencefroth. I do hope you haven't given up on me. Tell me it isn't too late!

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:55:22 +0100 (CET)
From: "revpastor dickson" Add to Address Book
Subject: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "J Torrance"

Dear Brother J.Torrance,

It is very unfortunate and quite a comisration that you have decided to scuttle my daughters amibiton to reloacte to your country for the purpose of investing her late fathers funds and continuin her studies as well.Actually like I told in the begining,if this works out then we will give glory to God but if it does not we know that God did not want it to be so.

Please I want you to bear in mind that the bank have done their best possible to pacify you just in their bid to maitain a good relationship with their clients but according to the bank bank,he told me that you seems to be a sturbon client by the reason of your outregeous request to them.please do not write the bank any longer.I myself is now in consultation with some of my friends who have connections overseas to take care of Gloria's relocation to a foreign land.

I thank for your input in this transfer and hope we remain good friends.

Rev.Pastor Dickson.


Sat, 26 Feb 2005 13:28:50 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Gloria
To: "J Torrance"

Dera J Torrance,

Thank you for your mail but first i hope you and your family are fine, Torrance please i will like you to stop mailing me for you have cause me a heart pain because pastor Dickson called me and told me that you ask the bank to realtake the pic again now i know that you are upto something, i have seen that you are not send by GOD tocome and clear the tears of and orphen like me, so please keep your money and by GOD grace i will have somebody that i will call my father or parents, and bear in mind that you are not hoting the bank but me,

Thanks and be bless,
bye Gloria,

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:46:35 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Thank you for your decision !!!
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J Torrance,

I thank you for your mail and acceptance to work with the bank for this transfer,I am quite happy now because you have show concern by your mail that you really waant me by your side.now i dont have much thing to say until i confirm that my money is into your account in your country to enable me come over and be with you and continue my studies while you will take care of the business.

maybe the bank will get back to you soonest if they are not very busy but i will ask you to please tell the pastor of your opinion to work with the bank so that he will go there and see that they begin to attend to our matter immediately.

Waiting to hear from you as soon as you hear from the bank.

Bless you,
Gloria.

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 16:20:27 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

ATTENTION:MR JACK.

BELOW ARE THE INFORMATIONS YOU REQUESTED YOU ARE TO TRANSFER THE PAYMENT IN THE NAME OF OUR ACCOUNTANT MR CHRISTOPHER OKOLUDO WITH OUR ADDRESS AS THUS.

ADDRESS/ RUE 45 AVENUE 7 MARCORY
CITY / ABIDJAN.
COUNTRY/COTE D'IVOIRE.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING INTEREST IN OUR SERVICE,
DR J.KONE
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR.

Tue, 1 Mar 2005 17:00:49 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Sir,

I am most excited to learn that we are near the end of the transaction phase and my Gloria glory hole will be with me soon. I did send the money today via Western Union. There is one problem that the Western Union agent told me. He said the they are not allowed to send money to the city of Abidjan from the United States. Abidjan has not sent back the required forms declared by the new Terrorist act created by Homeland Security. He said that he thought it should be cleared up by next month.

However, the agent told me that the city of Dabou has met all the required criteria and has been cleared by the Homeland security as a none terrorist city. The Western Union agent told me that Dabou is not that far away from Abidjan and so I had him send the money there. His name is Stanley Krubick and he said if you want to call him to discuss this he'd be happy to talk to you. I'll get his phone number if you like.

Meanwhile the money is there waiting for you. He told me that in order for you to receive the money you must know the control number and answer a test question that I set up. Please print off this email and take it with you so you won't forget the number or test question.

SENDER: Jack Torrance
PAY TO: Christopher Okoludo
AMOUNT:$1000.00
CONTROL NUMBER IS: 0079142237
TEST QUESTION: Ever had a Shining monent?
TEST ANSWER: I'm having one now.
Here's the address where the money is. Please email me after you receive the money so that I know it has been received and in your hands.

Cadefinance Dabou
BP 788
Dabou

Please provide me with all the details for the transfer of the money. Gloria urgently wants out of there and I want her out and me in her.

Sin,

Jack


Tue, 1 Mar 2005 15:40:48 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

ATTENTION:MR JACK.

WE ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR MAIL AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU TO ENABLE US EXPIDIATE ACTION ON YOUR BEHALF WITH REGARDS TO EFFECTING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN FORM OF FOREIGN PAYMENT THE PRINCIPAL AMOUNT BELONGING TO YOUR LOACL PARTNER MISS GLORIA DANJUMA.

THANK YOU FOR HAVING INTEREST IN OUR SERVICE,
DR J.KONE
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DIRECTOR

Wed, 2 Mar 2005 10:00:14 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Waiting to Hear from You
To: "J Torrance"

Dearest One

Is me Gloria how i you today i hope you are fine if so Glory be to GOD , Dear i have been waiting to hear from you to know if you have send the money to the bank and i have been arrange me self to join you soon,

Please Dear try as much as you can to conclud with the bank this week so that you can send some money for me to join you soonest and please dont fall to inform pastor dickson that you are send the money to the bank of the opening of the account to enable him follow up for smoot transfer for i have inform him,

Thank you for your effort,

With Lots Of Love Gloria

Tue, 8 Mar 2005 03:46:18 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Waiting to Hear from You
To: "glory dan"

Gloria the clearance is cleared and I have my money back glory to God and glory to you. If it's not too late I'd like to send the money if you have not already found another. I have emailed the bank and they have not emailed me back so I hope I'm not too late.

Sin,

Jack


Wed, 2 Mar 2005 17:32:12 +0100 (CET)
From: "BANK OF AFRICA" Add to Address Book
Subject: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "J Torrance"

ATTENTION MR: JACK.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE TO GET THE MONEY WHICH YOU CLAIM TO HAVE SENT TO US VIA WSETERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

BE INFORMED THAT THIS COUNTRY COTE D'IVOIRE RECIEVES MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION AND OTHER MEANS OF TRANSFERS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY ARE PRIDOMINANTLY CHRISTIANS AND IS NEVER AT ANY TIME IN THE BLACK BOOK OF THE WESTERN WORLD AS A TERRORIST STATE.NOTE THAT YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST FOREIGN CUSTOMER TO ADVANCE SUCH PAYMENT TO OUR BANK. THEREFORE YOU ARE ADVISED TO GO AND WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY AND SEND IT TO OUR ADDRESS DIRECTLY HERE IN ABIDJAN.

FINALLY,YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED TO BE VERY CAREFUL SO AS NOT TO DO ANYTHING THAT WILL ENDENGER THIS TRANSFER.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COPERATION.

DR KONE

DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT

BANK OF AFRICA.

Wed, 2 Mar 2005 11:06:32 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Dr. Kone, you have left me in a most awakard situation because I now have $1000.00 waiting in a Western Union branch near you with no idea how to retrieve my money.

The Homeland Security Act has just passed a new resolution limiting the transfer of goods, services and money to suspected terrorist states or cities. At the moment the city of Abidjan is listed in their computer and they told me until it is taken off their computer they are not allowed to send money there. Is there anyway you can send someone else to pick up the money. Maybe I could change the name and test question and the other person could pick it up. Please get back to me quickly as now I am worried more about my money than a glory hole.

Sin,

Jack

Fri, 4 Mar 2005 18:36:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Sirs please read the link as it may help to explain my position. And I still need someone to pick up my $1,000.00 as I can not get it back. Please.

http://www.oocities.org/vudoowriter/yahoobush1.htm

Sin,

Jack


Fri, 4 Mar 2005 18:39:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

(I doctored up an article in attempt to get these lazy fucks to believe me.)
Please help me pasture Dick. Here's why I can't send the money to Abidjan.
I've been trying to tell the bank this but they won't listen. The money is in Africa just waiting to be picked up.

Please help.

Sin,

Jack


(These are lazy ass fucking scammers. I can't get them to do shit.)
Mon, 7 Mar 2005 17:11:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Mr. Kone,

I got my money back on Saturday and the Western Union offical informed me that the ban on Abidjan had temporarily been suspended. Can I still send the money? Please provide me with all the details again as I can't find your email.

Thanks and I hope I'm not too late.

Sin,

Jack


Tue, 8 Mar 2005 16:36:04 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Bye From Gloria
To: "J Torrance" Dear J Torrance,

Please and please dont email me again please since you dont have marcy to me been and orphar child and you have cost me a heart berak of which they send me to hospital for three days so i dont want you in my life again or do you want to kill me as they kill my parest? and who told you that abidjan is among the terrorist counrty that they can not send money ? you can keep you money i dont need you help again ,

Please dont send mails to me again because you have killed the trust i have in you and you have make pastor dickson not to trust me again for introduceing you as my business confidant person. please i am trying to put my self together again seeking for God's mercy, grace and Divine guideance on how to go about the rest of my life, and also getting my inherited funds transferred to the right person,

Thanks and Bye
Gloria

Tue, 8 Mar 2005 15:08:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Bye From Gloria
To: "glory dan"

Gloria, I didn't say Abidjan was a terrorist country my government did. President Bush thinks all black people are terrorists. Please baby let me help you get the transfer. Please ask Pastor Dick to have faith and confidence. Waiting your loving reply. Glory here's why the money cannot come to Abidjan. http://www.oocities.org/vudoowriter/yahoobush1.htm

Jack


(Any chance a member of the church will make the journey?)
Fri, 4 Mar 2005 04:22:07 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear Pastor Dick I need your help. Will you or a possible member of your church help me? I sent $1,000.00 per the banks request but could not send the money to the specified Western Union branch and now the bank refuses to send someone to pick it up. Could you or a member of your church go and pick the money up?

Sin,

Jack


Thu, 10 Mar 2005 09:03:47 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Kindly stop writing me..!!
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J Torrance,

Why are you doing this please live me alone i have told you not to stop sending mail to me again , or do you think your plan will work out, it will not work sofar i have God by me side it will not work or do you still want to send me to hospital again please keep your money i dont need it ok, by the Grace of God I will get some body that will be capeble to help me out. Thnks . Glory.


(Time to tell off the stupid bank people.)
Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:58:55 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: FROM DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA.
To: "BANK OF AFRICA"

Dear Mr. Konefuck,

You are a pathetic piece of human shit and the worst bank manager in the world. How your bank servives is a mystery to me. It's no wonder Africa is the poorest nation on the earth with worthless, mindless idiots like you running the banking industry. I've decided since I can't have that fine black Gloria ass that I will just send the money to her. FUCK YOU!

Sin,

Jack

PS Attached is my Gloria, my glory hole.


(These bastards are busting my balls in my attempts to get them to go to a fucking bank. Last chance for me.)
Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:33:04 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Kindly stop writing me..!!
To: "glory dan"

My dear Gloria, I know our deal is a mess and that I won't get to see you in person but please allow me as a small token to send you the $1,000.00 to remember me by. It's the least I can do for your beauty and your glory hole.

I await your kind reply.

Sin,

Jack


Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:30:42 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Dear pastor Dick,

Glory to Gloria and her glory hole between her legs. I'm going to send Gloria the $1,000.00. I think it's fair since I can't have her big booty here jiggling in my crotch I might as well just give her the money. Thanks for your worthless prayers and your worthless effort in making this all happen. You really are a worthless human being. I'm attaching the picture that Gloria sent me so that you can see the sluts that attend your church. Perhaps you can print it off and circulate it around your church.

Sin,

Jack


Sat, 19 Mar 2005 13:19:20 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: Are You A God fearing man
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J Torrance,

Why are you doing this please live me alone i have told you not to send any mail to me again please if realy you are trust,honest,sincere them you should send the money to the bank with the information they gave to you because my problem now is how to get my fund transfar to GOD fearing man, remember what i told you that my pastor said that you are not a GOD fearing man that you are upto something if realy you have disead to help me them proof it by sending the money to the bank them when you do that you can mail pastor dickson and tall him so that he can fallow up the transfar,

Thanks waiting to hear from you,

Gloria

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:54:38 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Are You A God fearing man
To: "glory dan"

My Gloria, yes I am a God fearing man. Why can't I just send the money to you? Pastor Dick won't answer my emails. The bank officials are goons uncapable of making this important transfer happen. I do a lot of business with bank officials and this man is the stupidiest bank official that I've ever heard of. And I mean that in a nice way.

Please Gloria allow me to send the money to you.

I await your loving response.

Sin,

Jack


Sun, 20 Mar 2005 16:05:53 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: I have giveing you a secoand chance
To: "J Torrance"

Dear J Torrance,

Dear jack i got your mail but there is something i want you to understand if your bank in U.S.A are oncapable to take care of you needs not our bank hear in africa our bank officials hear are good they work according to the instruction,

And now you have come again to tall me that you want to send the money to me bear in mind that i am not working in the bank or a bank director if really you want to help me send the money to the bank for the opening of the accunt and them send the information to me i will go with pastor dickson to comfrim it you can use my name in send it don't worry about pastor dickson it's because of your behiaviour and since you said that i should give you a secoand chance well i have giveing you now so send the money and proof your self to pastor dickson that you are capable remameber that pastor dickson is a man of GOD make sure you don't do anything stupid again so try and send the money to the bank and send to me the information so that me and pastor dickson can follow up for soomth transfar.

Thanks i am waiting to hear the good news,
Gloria,

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:52:52 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: I have giveing you a secoand chance--Thank you my love
To: "glory dan"

My dear Gloria, thank you for giving me a second chance. It's because of your beauty that I even pursue a friendship of this kind. I look at your naked picture daily. I too want pastor Dick to know that I am a man of the most highest standards, a God fearing man and a man who would know how to take care of your needs. Your bank officials are a little screwy, but let's not argue about them, we're back together and I am excited to send YOU the money instead of them.

Please note that I just returned from the Western Union office in Denver Colorado. The money has been sent. $1000.00 to Gloria Dan. If you haven't picked up money at a Western Union office before you will need to have the control number and answer a test question of which I will provide for you. Here's the info you need to collect the money.

The money was sent to:
RUE 45 AVENUE 7 MARCORY
ABIDJAN
COTE D'IVOIRE

TIME SENT: 3:37PM
SENDER: JACK TORRANCE
AMOUNT:$1,000.00
PAYABLE TO: GLORIA DAN
CONTROL NUMBER:1458903237
TEST QUESTION: WHO IS THE CARETAKER?
TEST QUESTION ANSWER: GOT MIKE IS THE CARETAKER.

My Gloria, please email me after you have received the money so that I know that it is in your beautiful hands. I look forward to hearing from you soooooon!

Sin,

Jack


Wed, 23 Mar 2005 16:17:08 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: I have giveing you a secoand chance
To: "glory dan"

Gloria, I'm trusting that you received the money as I didn't get a response. Remember I told you I wanted you to email me as soon as you received the money. I'm not happy about this Gloria. You should keep your promise.

Sin,

Jack

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:36:20 +0100 (CET)
From: "glory dan" Add to Address Book
Subject: old fool
To: "J Torrance"

Torrance,

You should go way by my side you are a fool which money do you think you have or you sent look i know who you are an old good for noting man don't worry i promise you with GOD you will see the outcome of this withing 4fasting days, and i don't think you have childs,

Bye


Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:43:46 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: old fool--Dumb mugu whore
To: "glory dan"

Gloria the little African glory hole. You infested little disease. I know who you are too, a little mugu scammer. I knew from the beginning because I baited you into my trap. I wish I could have seen your ugly face when you went looking for your $1,000.00. LOL! Hell has reserved a special place for you scammers.

So long you stupid whore and why don't you go out lion hunting without a gun.

Sin,

Jack

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:18:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: Rev. Pastor. Dickson
To: "revpastor dickson"

Hey stupid pastor Dickhead,

Gloria the glory whore emailed me and told me you're just a scammer. She told me not to tell you. Your god is the devil and he's going to kick your ass one day for being such a stupid ass follower of his. So fuck off you rotten piece of shit.

Love,

Jack

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:14:25 -0800 (PST)
From: "J Torrance" Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: old fool
To: "glory dan"

Dear Glory hole, lately I've been getting a few emails from Africa. It's the same sad story, dead dad, can't get the money, need a foreign account, blah, blah,blah. Is Africa filled with rich dead dads? What I've decided to do is forward all 500 emails to you in your account. You may know them, maybe able to share your dumbass scamming stories. Tell pastor Dickhead that his god, the devil has a special place for him and your goofball friends who pose as bank managers are a fucking joke. Did you know these idiots didn't even ask me for any bank information? You need to start working with some smarter idiots you stupid fucking moron whore. Rot in hell.

Love,

Jack

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