A few months ago I was given a bunch of beer on my birthday. Six beers to be exact. Six BIG beers to be precise. I placed them in my beer fridge in the garage. A few I knew, and they knew me. We'd met before. We exchanged pleasantries and then I forced them into my belly and it was good. Finally, I was down to a single beer that needed to go home to its resting place, my belly. I examined the bottle and muttered, "That is arrogant and ugly." A bottle that ugly couldn't hold a quality beer, or could it? The front of the bottle has a giant gargoyle on it. The words at the bottom of the bottle read, "You're Not Worthy." Am I?
The alcohol content is 7.2%. MMmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay, this is good. I examined the bottle some more and found the label on the back to be entertaining. It reads, "This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it." And they were right. I didn't like it. I FUCKING LOVED IT! They could have made the label even cooler by putting a "got mike?" logo on there.
This beer is not for wimps, pussy's, cowards or lesbians who wear Birkenstock sandles. This beer will blow your balls off. And ladies, you have balls too they're just located a little higher and like a man's balls when handled properly they create an arousal sensation. I'm sure the Romans served up this beer to men waiting to be turned into eunuch's to help with the testicle removing process.
Go get this fucking beer and drink it, you'll be glad you did. And if you don't like it send all of your left overs to me.Since first sampling this beer I've been kind of on a beer mission; a mission from God. The mission is to get as many of my friends, family, street bums, and Bud drinkers to sample this beer.
For fun, I've decided to list all the names of the individuals who sample this beer as a result of this web-site, or by having me personally open your mouth and pour it down your throat. If you sample this beer as a result of this web-site please email me so I may add your name to the growing list. If you're a friend who I haven't gotten to yet, sit tight, I'll be there sooooooon.
Dean---coworking beer fanatic--loved it.
Read reviews here and note there is a got mike review there:My Life Is Beer
Go visit the arrogant bastards at:Arrogant Bastard Ale
Go to the brewery and tell'm Mike sent ya. Click on the banner.
When visiting Redmond or Microsoft make sure you visit this brewery. Bear Creek Brewing--Now serving Arrogant Bastard Ale Tell them Mike sent you.
Jeremy--Budweiser man, sipped it, went back to Bud.
Gaynor---sexy lady who has converted to my ways and my beer. luv ya baby!
Cathy---licked the rim of the glass. Does that count? YESSSSSSSSSS!
Allen--sipped it, mumbled something, quickly handed it back.
Viper/NSX Steve--"I don't like dark beer. DAMN MIKE THIS IS GOOOOD."
Neighbor Bob--"its good..it's good..it's good." the beer or the Roger Waters DVD?
Midget Dave--a big beer for a small man. size matters Dave. ha..ha..ha.
Jeremy--"dude, this is goood."
Mike F---"AWESOME BEER! I had to reach way in the back to find one."
Swaeng man---shaking his head no as he sips, "this is good, this is good."
Names added weekly, daily and hourly.