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My Dear Friend Jack:
God wants you to create your financial future! The great news is that you don't have to create it by yourself. You don't have to make up something new and hope it works. You can tap into the principles He has already provided from the beginning.
How did the Lord create the Garden of Eden?
He spoke it into being, of course, but there is much more to it. Look at Genesis 2:8, “And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.”
The Scripture makes it clear that “the Lord God planted.” God is a sower! It is a principle He teaches throughout the Old and New Testaments.
In Genesis 1:11, God said, “Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.”
It is very specific that the yields are exactly the same kind of harvest as the seeds that were planted. This fact is the core principle that can help you create your own financial future.
And here is the best part…
2005 Benny Hinn Ministries P.O. Box 162000 Irving, Texas 75016-2000
(Don't ask me why some of Benny's typed msg comes out like this "”." I think its a sign that God hates his evil ways. Not having time I auto-reply)
Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:37:05 -0700 (PDT)
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(Note the subject heading. I went to his site where you request his prayers. Of course my request was that God will lock him up and have him thrown in a rat infested jail cell. Here's his reply)
Sun, 3 Jul 2005 10:55:21 -0500 (CDT)
Dear Jack,
The only way to defeat the devil's purpose in your life is through the power of the Holy Spirit as we cooperate with Him in faith. So today, I ask you to take another step out in faith—you have sent in your need, so now I’m asking you to sow your seed, for faith without works is dead: "Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead" (James 2:17, NKJV).
Sow your seed in faith today, and expect your prayer to be answered. God wants to give you the desires of your heart. I agree with you in prayer now, believing God for a mighty move of His Spirit upon your children. Remember, nothing is impossible when you put your trust in God! His Word says,
"Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts." - Zechariah 4:6
Everlastingly at it,(We know you are Benny)
Benny Hinn
Mon, 4 Jul 2005 09:17:59 -0700 (PDT)
Dear Benny, thank you for praying for me. As you know, I wrote you asking that you, along with your army of prayer scammers pray that you'll be exposed for the con man that you are. We know you prey, rather than pray. You prey on gullible peoples of the world, giving them false hope and have them blindly look away while you rape their wallets / purses.
Brutha Benny, keep praying that you'll finally fuck up and you'll find your resting place behind bars rooming with Bubba who hates fraudulent tele-evangalists. Fear not my brutha, the great apostle Paul was imprisoned, Jesus was imprisoned, Michael Jackson should be in prison, so don't feel alone.
Please Benny continue to pray that you'll be stopped, imprisoned, raped there, and rot there.
God Bless me, not you and God Bless the world.
Sin,
Jack
Thu, 7 Jul 2005 13:00:45 -0500 (CDT)
My Dear Friend Jack:
So many of you have also included picturesphotos that I have had printed and mounted on boards so that the thousands in attendance will likewise agree with us for your request. I know that the faces contained on these pictures represent those dearest and most precious to you. The Lord loves each one of them and wants, more than anything, to demonstrate His love for them. And I want to pray specifically for you and your loved ones during the July 8 Day of Prayer.
In the hours leading up to this glorious event, I ask you to increase your faith in three simple steps(He didn't tell me what the three steps are. I'd guess step one is to send him money. Step two being the same followed by the same for step three. Just a guess)
Sun, 10 Jul 2005 17:01:25 -0700 (PDT)
Dearest Brutha Benny,
It doth moveth me to know that you along with your band of gypsy thieves are preying on me. One can only hope a lightening bolt will strike your testicles someday, anyday, right now works for me. Would you be able to heal yourself? Could you touch your burnt off testicles and demand God to give you a new pair, a bigger pair perhaps? Of cousre you can't heal yourself. If you could you'd do something to that hair of yours. My god in heaven what in Jesus name is with you and that flop on your head? Let it go man. You are a bald fuck. Deal with it. Okay, let me give you my prayer request so you and your scammers can bequest God for me. Are you sitting down? I hope so.
"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." -Matthew 21:22
Benny please ask God to strike your testicles with a lightening bolt at your next scamming rally on your next visit to Africa. And if a witch doctor known by the name, "Caretaker," comes to you carrying an axe saying he can fix your fried testicles with one swing of his axe, have some balls, and a little faith, and let hime have a try. God bless me Benny, not you. In Jesus name.
Sin,
Jack
(Brutha Benny turns into a fucking art dealer.)
My Dear Friend Jack:
Whether you are believing His mighty name for the salvation of a child, a healing in your body, or a financial breakthrough, God promises to listen and respond. But too many people mistakenly believe that since God already knows their need, it isn't necessary to tell God about it. Precious partner, please don't make this mistake.
Your need alone is not enough to move the hand of God!(I need you right?)
George Mueller, a man whose life was built on prayer, admonished believers with these powerful words: “It is not enough to begin to pray, nor to pray aright; nor is it enough to continue for a time to pray; but we must patiently, believingly, continue in prayer until we obtain an answer; and further we have not only to continue in prayer unto the end, but we have also to believe that God does hear us, and will answer our prayers.”
Prayer changes the destiny of men, women, children, and entire nations. Scripture teaches this truth, and my personal experience is that the Lord is forever attentive to our needs and forever faithful in His response. But we must call upon His name in faith, believing that we can activate His promises.
In my own experience, beautiful art has helped inspire me to develop a deeper and more meaningful prayer life.(The build up) In my study there hangs a beautiful portrait of my precious Master, Jesus. The artist's rendering of the compassion in His lovely face touches my heart and reminds me of His love for me. In fact, it was an artist, Bezaleel, whom Scripture records as the first person to be filled with the Spirit of God, “And he hath filled him [Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah] with the spirit of God” (Exodus 35:31; see verse 30).
I want you to have a permanent reminder of the enduring power of prayer. You may receive a beautiful and inspiring prayer print—commissioned exclusively for the partners of this ministry—to display in your home or office as a testimony to the power of prayer and as an encouragement to you and your loved ones.
Click here to see these beautiful paintings! (No need to click anywhere. I'll post them for you.)
(If you study these two pictures you'll find them quite humorus. The first one seems to be a group of men in total confusion. The bible teaches that the devil is the author of confusion. The second picture is even more bizarre. What the hell is that guy looking at? And note the two girls on their knees. They're suppose to be praying but it appears they're talking. No doubt whispering, "Dad's gone completely insane."
Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2005 07:05:23 -0700 (PDT)
Brutha Benneth how art thou? Don't answer it would be just too depressing for me. And don't fucking try and heal my depression because in order to do that you'd need to have yourself arrested. Second thought, will you please go have yourself arrested and attempt to return all the monies you have stolen from gullible stupid people? Please, it would make me sooooooooooo happy.
Anyway, I got your email on the paintings. Scamming pictures now huh? Wow, from $400.00 prayer cloths to $500.00 painitngs. You be movin up in da world bald boy. Anyway, I looked over the pictures and they need work, serious work. I touched them up a bit for you. And of course I don't work for free so please send me a check for $4,256.88 for painting number 1 and $8,235.00 for painting number 2. I did a little more work on painting 2 thus the increase fee. Also, I get 50% of the take for all pictures sold and goddamn you we know you're going to sell a lot. Okay, send me that fucking money fast dude, I got bills to pay, bitches to fuck and booze to buy. Peace to everyone except you.
Sin,
Jack
(Here's how I fixed Bennies shitty pictures for him. And less anyone thinks I'm scamming him with the cost of the second picture I'm not. I spent a lot of fucking time trying to figure out where to hang my picture.)
NO GOT MIKE CHURCH LAST WEEK 7/31/05. BENNY THE BASTARD STOOD ME UP. I PREACHED A KICK ASS SERMON ON SCAMMING PREACHERS. I THINK BENNY COULD HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING.
(Brother Ben has been ignoring me lately and it almost hurt my feeling so I went to his web-site clicked on the prayer link and asked the prayer partners to continue praying for Benny, in that God would expose him for the crook that he is. Below is the response.)
I know, by the Holy Spirit, that it is time for this ministry to produce such a program, for the need is great. This deep yearning is evident everywhere I go, not only for Gods Word, but also for His power. In fact, never in church history has this need been so widespread.
In addition to beginning the Manna from Heaven telecasts on September 5, I am also holding a special Day of Prayer, believing God for your finances.(Whoa, don't believe in my finances asshole. Believe in Bill Gates or Donald Trump. Leave me out.) His Word makes it very clear that He cares deeply for you and your needs, and I know as we pray together that God will answer and miracles will happen!
(Benny is building a new web-site, nothing as true and honest as this got mike site, but he's a fucking con man so what can you expect. Anyway he sent me an email to take an on-line questionaire. I encourage everyone to go over and give Benny a piece of your mind and be sure to tell him got mike sent you.
The fact that you're on the Internet right now demonstrates the reach of this powerful tool. Of course the enemy has polluted this incredible marvel with filth and darkness,(Yeah by allowing you on it) but we have an opportunity—unprecedented in history—to use the power of the Internet for His glory.
The Lord recently spoke very clearly to me(LOL) that this ministry is to place a greater and greater emphasis on this tool for evangelism.(Dumbfuck can't spell either) We have invested additional resources and put forth great effort into making our Web site one of the most useful and enriching spiritual resources on the Net.
Click here to learn about exciting new Web resources we've created and to give me your input on our new Web site.
(Here's how I responded to his questions on his questionaire.)
If I could change one thing about BennyHinn.org, I would:
Other areas of interest I'd like featured on BennyHinn.org are:
Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:14:03 -0500 (CDT)
I believe it is time for God's people to break free from debt, discouragement, and defeat and experience total recovery! It is time for the floodgates to open in your life, right now!(I'm jiggy wit dat)
Malachi 3:10 declares: “See if I will not open the floodgates of heaven and pour out a blessing for you without measure” (Holman Christian Standard Version).(Just pluck any old scripture and make it fit huh?)
The time for your dynamic turnaround is now! September 5, 2005, can be your day of financial freedom. Total recovery can begin for you!(Thank you Jesus)
Date: Sat, 3 Sep 2005 09:26:00 -0700 (PDT)
Dear brother Ben, have you watched any news lately? We've got a fucking natural disaster going on man. Get your healing ass into downtown New Orleans and heal those looters, rapists, murderers and snake handlers. And keep praying that God will send me money, never stop praying about that. In fact why don't you do a little jump start and send me $10,000. Do it quick.
Sin,
Jack
Fri, 9 Sep 2005 08:47:38 -0500 (CDT)
These are incredible days of opportunity all around the globe, and this ministry is bringing hope to the nations with the glorious Gospel of our wonderful Jesus. As we've been reminded through the staggering devastation of Hurricane Katrina, the only true security is found in the Lord Jesus. And your prayerful partnership allowed this ministry to send $200,000 directly to the relief efforts taking place in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama.(You cheap ass son-of-a-bitch. Give it all to God.)
I want you to know that my staff and I have prayed a prayer in agreement for your unique need, and I have claimed heaven's every blessing and benefit on your behalf. Begin trusting our precious Lord Jesus for your breakthrough. Don't trust in circumstances or what you see with your natural eyes, but begin to trust in His Word and the promises He has declared just for you.
If you want to see increase in your finances, what are you willing to do?(Sell my body)
Are you willing to do something out of the ordinary?(What do you have in mind you kinky pervert?)
Are you willing to do the unusual?(Hey, just conversing with you is unusual enough.)
Click here to discover the truths the Lord wants to give you to bring about a supernatural increase in your life.
Sun, 11 Sep 2005 08:29:20 -0700 (PDT)
Dearest brother Benny,
Sin,
Jack
(Anyone want to buy a Benny Hinn god calendar for $55.00? Anyone? You know people will.)
My Dear Friend Jack:
On this weeks This Is Your Day! and Manna From Heaven programs, my friend Pastor Steve Munsey and I are discussing one of the most historic, sacred seasons during the Jewish year! Three of the most significant times on Gods calendar take place during October 2005. The impact of this season on you and your family, especially as believers, can be life changing.(Riddle me this, if you are already a believer and your life has already changed why must it continue to change? WHY? WHY? WHY? For more money my good and faithful reader, for more money.)
Please click here to find out how you can receive a double-portion blessing and so that I can pray for your needs
(Here's where the link takes you. You don't have to read it all, just look for my bold interjections / ejaculations.
On this, the Jewish year 5766, Yom Ha-Zikkaron (the Day of Remembrance instituted in Leviticus 23:24-25), which is now called Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year), begins at sunset on October 3, 2005, and lasts until nightfall on October 5. Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement) begins at sunset on October 12 and ends at nightfall on October 13. Then the Feast of Tabernacles (the Festival of Sukkot) begins on Tishri 15, the fifth day after Yom Kippur (this year, this feast lasts from sunset on October 17 until nightfall on October 26).
The Day of Atonement is particularly significant:
And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying: Also on the tenth day of this seventh month there shall be a day of atonement: it shall be an holy convocation unto you; and ye shall afflict your souls, and offer an offering made by fire unto the Lord. And ye shall do no work in that same day: for it is a day of atonement, to make an atonement for you before the Lord your God. (Leviticus 23:26-28)
Watch Steve Munsey's This Is Your Day! interview about The Day of Atonement.
The entire season that lasts through October is extremely important. Though by now you may be asking, But arent those blessings of the Day of Atonement and the other feasts only for the children of Israel, Gods chosen people? If Im not Jewish, how could something like this have any relevance to me?
The Feasts of Israel were all fulfilled in Christ Jesusincluding Rosh Hashanah, the Day of Atonement, and the Feast of Tabernaclesfor Romans 5:8-11 declares:
But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life. And not only so, but we also joy in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom we have now received the atonement.
The Day of Atonement was fulfilled when Christ Jesus died on the cross, and it is observed among believers at the moment of salvation. All the feasts and the sacrificial offerings of the Old Testament have been fulfilled in Christ Jesus completely.
The Feasts of Israel, which are seven in number, are divided into three seasons:(Four if you count the season of got mike)
Pentecost
Tabernacles
got mike?
(Here's the money pitch set-up. Are you ready?)Passover, which included the Feasts of Unleavened Bread and Firstfruits, were one. Pentecost stood by itself, and the Feasts of Trumpets, Atonement, and Tabernacles were in one season. God commanded Israel during these three seasons to bring their free-will offerings to be given to the Lord. The law of the free-will offerings, as described in Deuteronomy 16:16-17 and throughout the Scriptures, was to be observed all through Israels generations:
Three times a year all your males shall appear before the Lord your God in the place which He chooses: at the Feast of Unleavened Bread, at the Feast of Weeks, and at the Feast of Tabernacles; and they shall not appear before the Lord empty-handed. Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the Lord your God which He has Give you. (NKJV)(How can we give brother Benny?)
We must understand that even though all the feasts were fulfilled in Christ, the New Testament did not cancel the law of the offerings. That is why, when the Lord gave us the laws of His kingdom, He reestablished the law of giving. And God still commands His children not to appear before Him empty-handed.(What if you bring a 22lb cooked turkey and a bottle of Chardonnay?)
So as we enter into this season of celebration, it is imperative that we obey the Lord in this matter of giving. Great promises throughout the Word of God are offered to the giver.(It's like the lottery) And I do not want you, my partner, to miss these heavenly benefits at this time of incredible harvest and blessings.
The Lord Jesus, the highest authority in heaven and earth, gave us the law of His kingdom and added: Give and it shall be given unto you: good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again (Luke 6:38).(Flip a nickel to a street bum and you've full filled this.)
The greatest thing you can do for yourself and your loved ones is to obey the words of our wonderful Lord.(Lay some guilt on us Benny) The observation of this holy season on Gods ($55.00 calendar)calendar and its free-will offerings have been too often ignored by Christians, but it is time for you to unlock the keys to every blessing God has for you and your loved ones. The month of October could be your month of divine breakthrough, so please return your offering right away before this season concludes. So here is what I am asking you to do:(This dude can sure beat around the burning bush, just say it you stupid ass)
Pray about what seed(Remember I prophesied this)-offering God is directing you to give toward the many outreaches of this worldwide ministry.(Everyone send Benny your left over dinner scraps.)
Give your best offering and begin trusting God for your double blessing during this sacred season. When you do, mighty prayer warriors around the globe will stand in agreement with you and me for your needs.(Do you think there are ever any retarded prayer warriors? I do.)
The season that occurs during October 2005 is extremely significant and can be life changing for you and your loved ones .(YEAH!)
Whether or not you have observed this season in the past, let me encourage you to look toward this new year on Gods$55.00 calendar by joining with other believers. The Lord Jesus Himself will reward you for standing on His word and honoring Him with your seed. I will be agreeing with you in prayer, that God will meet every need in your life during this life-changing season, so send your prayer requests and seed during the month of October and believe our wonderful Lord Jesus for a mighty outpouring in your life.
This important holy season, largely forgotten by many church leaders,(Benny critical of church leaders ha..ha..ha) has not lost its place on Gods $55.00 calendar, and I want to make sure that you are part of this sacred time. Please send your prayer requests and seed today.(It get's kind of wierd here for us men. Men, send Benny your seed. I won't tell you how, or what to send your seed in, I'll use an empty Cool whip container. Begin now.
Everlastingly at it,(If it feels good do it)
Benny Hinn
(It's been awhile I know, I'll try and do a quick catch up to Benny.)
My dear friend Jack:
Thank you for opening my e-mail. Your doing so has already begun to answer my prayer. His prayer is just that people will open his worthless emails. lol. How pathetic.
I ask you to stop for a moment and ask the Lord to prepare your heart for a very urgent and personal message I have prepared just for you.I just finished a five mile run. Heart is strong. Maybe not strong enough for your bullshit and hopefully I'll live through this email.
Please read every word.I'm going to skip all your typo's.
At the beginning of this year I shared with you how I sensed an intensified anointing to reach the lost and how Gods power would be poured out during this powerful season when millions of souls would enter the Kingdom of God.Yes, and you were right. I believe at least a million people died last year. good call Benny. It has been all that my wonderful Lord revealed to me and so much morea harvest of souls as never before seen!Imagine crop dusting humans
Because you have stood with mewith your prayers and financial sperm seedover 21 million people have already heard the Gospel of Jesus Christ since January of this year!
Pause and consider that amazing statisticmore than 21 million souls have heard the glorious Gospel invitation at our miracle healing crusades! The impact of our global television broadcast makes this number exponentially higher.Hmmm, if 21 million give Benny a dollar that would be exactly 21 million. I see where he's going with this.
I just returned from Manaus, Brazil,I love Brazilion women. You lucky asshole. where a staggering 500,000 people attended the two-night crusade. How I wish you could have seen the sea of handsby the tens of thousandswho said yes to a personal relationship with our wonderful Master, Jesus. If I live to be one hundred, I will never tire of the beauty of seeing precious lives changed forever.
Truly this is an amazing hour. And to Jesus be the praise!Why do you need a whole paragraph for just that sentence? Why? WHY? WHY?
I sense a strange and urgent stirring in my being,You're disgusting dear partner. We are entering a season of destiny for world evangelism. Everywhere I go I am sensing an acceleration of evangelism that I know is ushering in the last days before the return of Jesus Christ.
With every fiber of my being I want to proclaim this message of hope to the world. This is the hourthis is the time. And we must move rapidly. Okay, I'm sending you $100.00. I hope it gets there before the end times. Is it end time or end times? I just realized I don't know and I want to know before the end time or end times.
But let me be very candid with you.Smile you're on Candid camera
As amazing as these opportunities are, I must tell you, my dear partner, that unless we receive additional financial support BINGO, right now, we may have to cancel some of these unprecedented opportunities for ministry around the world.I'd flush my money down my toilet before I'd send it to you.
Wed, 9 Nov 2005 02:21:13 -0600 (CST)
I am writing these words to you as I make final preparations for a historic journey to the Holy Land. Within days (LOL! You don't know what day you're leaving? Still loading all the bibles on donkeys?) I will be leaving for Israel, and God has placed on my heart to ask you to send your most crucial prayer requests so I can take them with me.(God, hear my prayer, stop the crooked ways of Benny Hinn. He's been stealing, looting, lying cheating people out of their hard earned money. In Jesus name I pray. Amen.)
I plan to join together in prayer with the mighty men and women of faith who are traveling with me. We will be laying our hands on your prayer requests within sight of the place where our wonderful Lord Jesus promised, “If two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven” (Matthew 18:19).(Coming on readers, I only need one other person to agree with me and Benny is doomed.)
This time of prayer in Israel is a historic appointment with destiny, and I want your prayer requests to be included. This step of faith, as you send your prayer requests during the next moments, could change your life forever!(I feel changed, I do, I really do.)
Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:25:14 -0600 (CST)
I am writing these words to you as we prepare for another amazing prayer service in the ancient city of Jerusalem.(Ahhhhh, boobula, boobula, boobula)
Oh, how I wish you could have been with our group of over twelve hundred people(Any hot babes in there?) as we joined together in prayer for the tens of thousands of requests we brought with us from partners and ministry friends all over the world. There was such an anointing as we lifted those needs to the throne room. Gods presence was so very rich as we laid our hands on each need. It was especially momentous as we prayed together, knowing we were literally within sight of the place where our wonderful Lord Jesus said these words: If two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven(Matthew 18:19)(I just need one other person on planet earth to agree to join me in prayer asking God to stop Benny, throw him in a rat infested jail for the punishment of his sins. Come on people help a brother out here.(got mike 12:5)) .
Let me give an urgent update: We are in Jerusalem preparing for an extraordinary service. The Temple Institute will present an exact replica of the Ark of the Covenant, which has never before been seen in such a meeting. This representation is the product of years of intense study of Scripture, and it has been faithfully built to the exact and precise measurements defined in the Word of God. I can only imagine what a moment this will be!(Question: Did the ark ever make it into the ark, Noah's ark that is?)
During this service, over twelve hundred powerful prayer partners traveling with me will be joining together for each need that you, our partners and ministry friends, have sent. There is such a spirit of anticipation among us, for we know that God is moving so mightily here. This is truly a historic time!(What do you think it cost to feed 1200 people breakfast?)
I strongly believe that the anointing will be overwhelming in this Jerusalem service, and I am compelled to ask youeven if youve already sent your requestto forward me a fresh list of your most recent prayer requests. I am also asking you to forward this e-mail to your loved ones and friends and encourage them to send their own list of requests to me right away.
There is such a anointing here. I want you and your loved ones to make sure that you are part of these amazing services!
CLICK HERE TO SEND YOUR PRAYER REQUESTS TO ME IN JERUSALEM SO I CAN LAY HANDS ON YOUR NEEDS(Keep your goddamn filthy hands off my private parts you pervert.)
Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:25:14 -0600 (CST)
My dear friend Jack:
I am writing these words to you as we prepare for another amazing prayer service in the ancient city of Jerusalem.
Oh, how I wish you could have been with our group of over twelve hundred people as we joined together in prayer for the tens of thousands of requests we brought with us from partners and ministry friends all over the world. There was such an anointing as we lifted those needs to the throne room. Gods presence was so very rich as we laid our hands on each need.(I bet you did) It was especially momentous as we prayed together, knowing we were literally within sight of the place where our wonderful Lord Jesus said these words: If two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven (Matthew 18:19).
Let me give an urgent update: We are in Jerusalem preparing(Yes, yes, yes) for an extraordinary service. The Temple Institute will present an exact replica of the Ark of the Covenant, which has never before been seen in such a meeting. This representation is the product of years of intense study of Scripture, and it has been faithfully built to the exact and precise measurements defined in the Word of God. I can only imagine what a moment this will be!
During this service, over twelve hundred(Note he keeps repeating the number 1200. Possibly a subliminal message?) powerful prayer partners traveling with me will be joining together for each need that you, our partners and ministry friends, have sent. There is such a spirit of anticipation among us, for we know that God is moving so mightily here. This is truly a historic time!
I strongly believe that the anointing will be overwhelming in this Jerusalem service, and I am compelled to ask youeven if youve already sent your requestto forward me a fresh list of your most recent prayer requests. I am also asking you to forward this e-mail to your loved ones and friends and encourage them to send their own list of requests to me right away.
There is such a anointing here. I want you and your loved ones to make sure that you are part of these amazing services!
CLICK HERE TO SEND YOUR PRAYER REQUESTS TO ME IN JERUSALEM SO I CAN LAY HANDS ON YOUR NEEDS
My prayer--(Dear God, please send a lightening bolt down from heaven and zap Benny Hinn's weiner. Burn it to a crisp, to where it's unuseable. Not that it ever gets used anyway but just in case. Also, send the police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, KGB and any other available forces to his house and have him along with his entire supporters thrown in a rat infested cell. Thank you great God for hearing my prayer. Amen.
(Benny's mighty warriors pray for me. LOL!)
This e-mail is to inform you that Mighty Warrior regina(I'm sure that I learned in the second grade that the first letter in a name is capitalized.) from cranbury, United States has made a commitment to pray for your request!
May God pour out His blessings on you. If you require additional prayer, please contact Benny Hinn Ministries at 1-817-722-2000 and select our prompt for prayer. Our prayer partners are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to pray for your needs. You may also send your prayer requests via the Internet by navigating to:www.bennyhinn.org/prayer/prayerrequests.cfm.(Please provide me with Benny's home phone and cell phone. Danke shoen.)
If you require general information or information about upcoming Benny Hinn events, please call 1-817-722-2000 or visit our events section online at www.bennyhinn.org/events/crusades.cfm.
If you would like to place an order or give a donation, please contact our Customer Order line at 1-800-433-1900 and a ministry representative would be happy to assist you. You may also give a gift online at www.bennyhinn.com/donate/donatenow.cfm.
For customer service issues only, please contact our customer service line at 1-877-227-6368.
In His Service,
(Having no faith that regina's prayer is worth a damn mighty warrior John steps in to get the job done.)
This e-mail is to inform you that Mighty Warrior John from Bloomfield, United States has made a commitment to pray for your request!
If you require general information or information about upcoming Benny Hinn events, please call 1-817-722-2000 or visit our events section online at www.bennyhinn.org/events/crusades.cfm.
If you would like to place an order or give a donation, please contact our Customer Order line at 1-800-433-1900 and a ministry representative would be happy to assist you. You may also give a gift online at www.bennyhinn.com/donate/donatenow.cfm.
For customer service issues only, please contact our customer service line at 1-877-227-6368.
In His Service,
(This sure reads a lot like regina's. I'm not positive but this could be a chain email. Would Benny do that?)
Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:43:29 -0800 (PST)
Dear Mighty Warrior John,
Do you know regina? The "r" isn't capitalized. She was praying for me too. What I'd like you and regina to do is get together, get naked, cover each other in baking soda to thwart off evil spirits, no lustful thoughts you're white baking soda prayer warriors now, join hands, bow your heads, no peeking at each others privates and pray to God to have all of Benny's money sent to the person owning the got mike web-site. Thank you, you guys rock. Now go take a cold shower.
Jack
Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:29:03 -0600 (CST)
(He's one day closer to death.)
Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:33:17 -0800 (PST)
Hey Benny you old crusty turd. Ain't sending you no money for your birthday, ain't sending you any hot sluts so stop your bitching and whinning. Here's a picture of a present I'll be sending you. Now I know you don't know anything, can't figure anything out so I'll tell you what to do. This is a big candle and what you do is light it, hold it in your hands and count to 100 and you may hear a loud noise before you get to 100 but you're in for a big surprise you old crusty fart.
Sin on,
Jack
(I attached this picture to the email.)
Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:18:19 -0600 (CST)
Dear JACK TORRANCE:
Thank you so much for blessing us with this report. You have been
obedient to scripture
by "declaring His glory...His marvelous works among all nations." (I
Chron. 16:24).
We rejoice with you as God continues to lead you and meet your needs
through the power of
His precious Holy Spirit.
There is tremendous power in the prayer of agreement. Know that we are
standing with you,
and that "...God shall supply all your need according to His riches in
glory by Christ Jesus."
(Phil. 4:19).
Sincerely,
Date: Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:29:33 -0800 (PST)
SHUT UP!
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: God wants you to create your financial future...
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
Dear emailer, this is an auto response reply. If you wish to be in contact with Mr. Jack Torrance and bring him to a relationship with Jesus please reply with the word "YES" in the subject box. Mr. Torrance is very busy and thus this auto response was set-up. If this email has reached you in error and you don't wish to speak to Mr. Jack Torrance, please reply with the word, "NO" in the subject box. If you're unsure of whether or not you wish to speak, write, do business with, or have a Jesus relationship with Mr. Jack Torrance, please respond with the word, "MAYBE," in the subject box.
From: prayer@imail.bennyhinn.org Add to Address Book
To: jtorr@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Your Prayer Request
What an exciting day to be living for Jesus! Thank you for sending us your prayer request and/or picture of your children via the Internet.(Here's the picture I sent him)
My personal commitment is to share your prayer request with our Mighty Warrior Intercessory Prayer Warriors and then to take your prayer and photo with me to Fort Lauderdale and personally intercede for your need.
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: RE: Your Prayer Request
To: prayer@imail.bennyhinn.org
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jtorr@yahoo.com
Subject: I'm taking your prayer request to Fort Lauderdale
July 7, 2005 www.BennyHinn.org | Request Prayer | Read Praises | Donate | Shop
I was so moved to receive your email prayer request just a few days ago. My precious partners have been on my heart this week, and I am trusting my wonderful Lord Jesus to move mightily in your life. On Friday evening, I will stand before a capacity crowd hungry for the presence of the precious Holy Spirit in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. In one massive chorus of prayer we will call upon the heavenlies and believe God for a supernatural outpouring of His Holy Spirit as we agree for your need.
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: I'm taking your prayer request to Fort Lauderdale
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 01:34:05 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jtorr@yahoo.com
Subject: Powerful Prayer and Inspiring Paintings
July 22, 2005 www.BennyHinn.org | Request Prayer | Read Praises | Donate | Shop
Whatever circumstance you are facing today, God can turn it around through the power of prayer.
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: Powerful Prayer and Inspiring Paintings
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
Picture #1
Picture #2
My dear friend Jack:
Beginning September 5, 2005, in addition to the daily telecasts of This Is Your Day! a new program, which I am calling Manna from Heaven(LOL!), will begin airing on TBN, Monday through Friday at 6:30 a.m. (EST).(How long oh Lord, how long?) It will also air on other Christian networks and stations (times to be announced). This new show will be a teaching program, bringing rich truths to you from the Word of God that will nourish and strengthen you as you walk with our wonderful Lord Jesus.
Benny Hinn on-line questionaire
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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:15:17 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jtorr@yahoo.com
Subject: Dramatic Web Site Improvements...Tell Pastor Benny What You Think!
My Dear Friend Jack:
What a wonderful time to be alive!(What planet is he on)
Never before have there been more opportunities to reach the world with the saving and healing message of the Gospel. Technology has made it possible for this wonderful message of hope to reach the darkest and most remote corners of the planet.
Have Benny arrested and thrown into a rat infested cell.
Add pictures of Benny sitting in his jail cell attempting to heal, cure, or change the minds of every prisoner who lined up to rape his fraudlent ass.
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr7@yahoo.com
Subject: I will pray for your needs on September 5, 2005.
My Dear Friend Jack:
Circle Monday, September 5, 2005, on your calendar! Now just a few days away, this date has been set aside for a special Day of Prayer for Finances for you, my beloved partner.(YEAH BABY! BUYING A LOTO TICKET ON THE 5TH) Mighty prayer warriors from all around the globe—including my precious friend Oral(What a name) Roberts—will be joining my staff and me as we intercede for you and your financial needs and lay hands on your prayer requests.
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: I will pray for your needs on September 5, 2005.
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jtorr@yahoo.com
Subject: See extraordinary miracles come your way
My Dear Friend Jack:
Monday was an amazing day in the Spirit. Hundreds of thousands of my precious partners joined with me in prayer, believing for a breakthrough in their finances. As we agreed together, curses were shattered, bondages were broken in two, and a mighty outpouring of blessing was imparted to believers all across this globe.
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: See extraordinary miracles come your way
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
Wow that prayer shit of yours works. Money is now pouring in.
Is it possible that you guys F'd up your prayers? I mean, maybe this money is suppose to go to the Red Cross instead of coming to me. Can you check with God and see if maybe a prayer got crossed somewhere. I've been receiving hundred dollar bills in the mail since last Monday the day that you started your prayer for me. I took this picture of the money that came in on Tuesday. Can I add an additional request now that I'm rich with shitloads of money? Pray that beautiful women will show up naked on my door step. Thanks Benny, you're the man.
("Let he, or she, hath wisdom, whenever a person talk of seed, they either want to insemenate you or taketh your money." got mike 2:13
Wed, 5 Oct 2005 04:01:37 -0500 (CDT)
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jtorr7@yahoo.com
Subject: October 2005 can be life changing for you and your loved ones.
The season that occurs during October 2005 is extremely significant and can be life changing for you and your loved ones.
A Sacred Season
Passover
Mon, 7 Nov 2005 02:17:56 -0600 (CST)
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr2@yahoo.com
Subject: Stand with me so I won’t have to cancel upcoming crusades
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: Send me your prayer requests so I can intercede for them in the Holy Land. 
My dear friend Jack:
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: I am in Jerusalem. Send me your prayer needs.
(Look at Benny doing the Nazi salute to the Jewish city. I did draw the mustache though. Now look at Hitler doing the exact same pose. What the fuck is Benny thinking?)
My dear friend Jack:
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: I am in Jerusalem. Send me your prayer needs.
Mon, 28 Nov 2005 14:16:14 -0600 (CST)
From: prayer@imail.bennyhinn.org Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: Worldwide Prayer Center Request
Benny Hinn Ministries
Mon, 28 Nov 2005 14:24:18 -0600 (CST)
From: prayer@imail.bennyhinn.org Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: Worldwide Prayer Center Request
May God pour out His blessings on you. If you require additional prayer, please contact Benny Hinn Ministries at 1-817-722-2000 and select our prompt for prayer. Our prayer partners are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to pray for your needs. You may also send your prayer requests via the Internet by navigating to:www.bennyhinn.org/prayer/prayerrequests.cfm.
Benny Hinn Ministries
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: Worldwide Prayer Center Request
To: prayer@imail.bennyhinn.org
From: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: Send a Special Birthday Greeting to Pastor Benny
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: Send a Special Birthday Greeting to Pastor Benny
To: "Benny Hinn Ministries"
From: testimony@bennyhinn.com Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: jorr237@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Your Testimony
Benny Hinn Ministries
From: "J Torrance"
Subject: Re: Your Testimony
To: testimony@bennyhinn.com
(Sometimes I have no patience for Benny.)