(Meet Mohammed. The 4 hour love making machine. It looks like he is wearing a condom on his head. Hey Mohamed, wrong head.)I WENT AND HIRED A SCANNER TO SCAN THIS MY LOVELY PICTURE AND SEND IT TO YOU JUST TO PLEASE YOU.
SO , GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE IT.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Meet Mohammed. The 4 hour love making machine. It looks like he is wearing a condom on his head. Hey Mohamed, wrong head.)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
HAVE YOU RECEIVED MY PICTURE TO YOU WITH OUR CODE?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
My Mohamed I did. I only wondered why there was no smile on your face. But I do thank you it did look lovely. I think my connection to you has grown stronger.
I think the attorney that you picked is another dud. I sent him an email asking him to send proof of his attorneyship by sending me a picture with OUR secret code. Of course he never replied back.
My dear, would you like me to fly there and we could seek out an attorney together? At the moment I am in California spending time with my dear friend Marilyn Monroe. I call her M&M.
Looking forward to hearing from you again.
Your heart,
Suzie (got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
DID I NOT LOOK SWEET IN MY PICTURE TO YOU?
WELL, THE ATTORNEY IS NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW OUR SECRET CODE. I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT ASK HIM ANY THING ABOUT OUR CODE AGAIN. ANOTHER PERSON OR BODY IS NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW OUR CODE. OUR CODE IS SUPPOSE TO BE KNOWN BY YOU AND I ALONE.
MY HEART, I HOPE YOU ARE NOW HAPPY WITH YOUR SELF? BECAUSE I AM MEETING YOU TO MAKE YOU A MORE HAPPY AND COMPLETE WOMAN. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY FUN AND ANY GOOD TIME YOU WANT IN LIFE.
ALWAYS PUT ME IN YOUR HEART.
YOUR HEART,
MAHAMMED(got mike?) (It seems Mohammed has forgotten how to spell his name.)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I AM SO WORRIED BECAUSE I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU TODAY. HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU? HOPE YOU ARE HEALTHY?
PLEASE MY HEART I WANT TO HERE FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL, LET ME BE SURE THAT YOU ARE HEALTHY.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Susie flys to California to go on a shopping spree with the deceased Marilyn Monroe)
Hi Mohammed, been out shopping with Marilyn, she's a real glamour girl lol. She claims some like it hot(movie title), but as for me it is a seven year itch.(movie title)
Mohammed I don't mean to be harsh but your attorney is a dumbfuck. He doesn't email me. Are these guys all mental patients? It is no wonder Nigeria is 500 years behind the rest of the world. Nigeria must do a better job in breeding up the gene pool.
I look at your picture daily. Can I show it to Marilyn? She loves men.
My dear what must I do know in order to help you? I'll be in Hollywood California through the weekend and then perhaps I could come to Nigeria if you want me to.
Please let me know my little eunuch man. How is the malaria treating you? I worry about you.
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
(I created another fake email account posing as a Nigerian attorney to cut into Mohammed’s action. Let’s see where this goes and how Mohammed reacts. Meet me (mike) as Noham.
DEAR SUSIE,
PLEASE ALLOW ME AN INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS NOHAM DELARUS AND I AM INVESTMENT ATTORNEY IN LAGOS NIGERIA. I HAVE A CLIENT WHO TURNS OVER MONEY TO YOU. I WILL ADMINISTER THE TRANSACTION TO SECURE THE TRANSFER OF TRANSACTION.
THERE IS SMALL COST FOR PAPER PROCESSING THAT MUST BE PAID FRST. NOT A BIG DEAL. I WILL COVER SMALL COSTS BUT AT THIS TIME I NEED YOU TO PLEASE SEND SMALL FEE OF $2,500.00 TO COVER TRANSFER PAPER WORK.
SEND TO THIS ADDRESS:
BANK OF THE NORTH LTD.
APAPA BRANCH
18, CREEK ROAD
LAGOS, NIGERIA
>
AS SOON AS FUND IS RECEIVED AND PAPER WORK ON ORDER SHOULD TRANSFER FUND IN 4 DAY.
I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING YOU NEW ATTORNEY IN NIGERIA.
SINCERELY,
NOHAM
(Susie informs Mohamed that she has been contacted by his attorney Noham) Dear Mohammed,
I just recieved an email from our new attorney and he sounds like a crock of shit but in order to speed this up so you can claim the money I am agreeing to go with it and do as he says. How else are we going to finalize this so we can some day be together.
Our new attorney said that I needed to send him a couple of thousand dollars for paper work. This seems high to me but I sent the money anyway to get this going. He said it would only take four days after he recieves the money. Is this true? And I didn't mention your name at all as you requested.
Maybe you should email him to verify that all is well?
Gotta run sweets heading out for more shopping. Marilyn is thinking of dying her hair black and I think she should stay blonde. Do you prefer blondes?
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
(Susie sends the money to Noham. Mohamed won't like this.)
Dear Noham,
It is about time. Please find the money at this location
APAPA BRANCH
NORTH CREEK ROAD
LAGOS, NIGERIA
CONTROL NUMBER # 3324190084
SENDER: SUSIE CHAPSTICK
TEST QUESTION: GOT MIKE?
ANSWER: NO, HE GOT ME.
DATE SENT: 1/03/2004
TIME SENT: 11:12AM
Please email me back with required info.
Susie
(Mohamed realizing someone's trying to cut into his scam)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
DO NOT SEND ANY MONEY TO ANY ATTORNEY WITH OUT HEARING FROM ME FIRST AND FOR ME TO CONFIRM THAT ACTUALLY THAT THE MONEY WILL BE USED FOR THE PURPOSE IS BEEN MADE FOR. DID YOU SAY THAT YOU SENT MONEY TO BARR. VINCENT IBEH? HOW MUCH IS THAT? OR ARE YOU PLANNING TO SEND IT? IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT THE MONEY TO HIM , PLEASE STOP IT IMMEDIATLY. LET ME VERIFIED FIRST BEFORE ANY THING. AND DO NOT PAY OR SEND ANY MONEY TO ANY PERSON OR ATTORNEY WITH OUT HEARING FROM ME FIRST, BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE WASTING MONEY AND I WOULD NOT ALLOW YOU TO WASTE MONEY EITHER.
I WILL GET TO BARR. VINCENT IBEH AND ASK HIM WETHER HE REQUESTED ANY MONEY FROM YOU FOR HIS JOB. I WILL ALSO GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS CONTACT HIM.
SO, MY HEART, I KNOW THAT BLONDE HAIR WILL FIT YOU , WHY DON,T YOU DO IT?
MY HEART , I REALLY FEEL IN MAKING LOVE WITH YOU YESTERDAY NIGHT BUT YOU ARE VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME, BECAUSE EACH TIME I WATCH OR LOOK AT YOUR LAST PICTURE TO ME, I FEEL LIKE MAKING FIVE HOURS LOVE WITH YOU AND WITHOUT STOPPING.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: IT SEEMS THAT MARILYN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? EXNTEND MY GREETINGS TO HER. CAN I SEE HER WHEN I WILL COME OVER TO YOU?
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I HAVE CONTACTED BARR. VINCENT IBEH OUR ATTORNEY AND I ASKED HIM WETHER HE HAS COLLECTED OR DEMANDED ANY MONEY FROM YOU AS HIS LEGAL CHARGE SERVICES BUT HE SAID THAT HE NEVER DEMANDED OR COLLECTED ANY MONEY FROM YOU . THAT HE HAS NOT EVEN REACHED BACK TO YOU AFTER YOU REPLIED HIS MAIL TO YOU, THAT IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WILL NOT ASK FOR THEIR CHARGE FEE BUT HE HAS NOT TOLD YOU ANY THING ABOUT FEE OR MONEY AT ALL. THAT HE IS SUPPOSE TO GET BACK TO YOU TODAY. SO, WHO AND WHICH ATTORNEY IS DEMANDING MONEY FROM YOU ? PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE ALONG THE LINE.
I AM WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BEST REGARDS,
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Susie thinks there is just a little attorney mistake, but nothing to worry about because we’re all honest adults.)
Mohammed, I am forwarding you Noham's email along with my reply to him. I figured you fired the other attorney as he would not respond back to me and that you hired Noham. I sent him $2,500.00 dollars. Why don't you email him and discuss the paper work with him and I'm sure he will verify that he got the money.
Sorry, but I can't change my hair color. I was a blonde once and hated it. Marilyn would love to meet you. Maybe you can make love to both of us, two hours for me and two hours for Marilyn. You silly eunuch.
Love ya and let me know quick so we can get the love making started.
Susie
Note: forwarded message attached.
(Noham sends his thanks with a promise that he’ll be needing more money. Let see how excited Mohammed gets. And of course I forward this on to Mohamed.)
DEAR SUSIE
I AM IN RECEIPT OF MONEY $2500.00 AND THANKS FOR THE FASTNESS WITH WHICH YOU SEND IT. THIS WILL START MY PAPERWORK. MORE MONIES WILL BE NEEDED BUT NOT AT THIS TIME. I WILL EMAIL YOU WHEN THE MORE MONEY IS NEEDED.
YOUR ATTORNEY,
NOHAM
(Mohamed’s attorney sends Susie another email)
ATTN:SUSIE CHAPSTICK,
We have earlier sent an email to you , informing you that we have accepted doing the job of transfering your fund to you which is now with the orient bank plc Nigeria. The manager of orient bank has notified us about you .
Endeovour to send your account particulars to us where your fund will be paid into after our enquiries at the orient bank.
We have not heard from you that is why we have started you job.
Regards,
Barr. Vincent Ibeh.
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND FOR OUR SECURITY PLEASE! STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH THE SAID ATTORNEY (NOHAM DELARUS ) . HE IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO REAP WHERE THEY DID NOT SOW. ENDEAVOUR TO STOP THE PAYMENT OF THE $2,500.00 WHICH YOU HAVE PAID TO HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE I TOLD OF BEFORE WHO USES MY NAME IN EXTORTING MONEY FROM FORIEGNERS. SO MY SWEET HEART , DO NOT SEND OR PAY ANY MONEY TO HIM, BECAUSE I DO NOT INTRODUCE YOU TO HIM AND I ALSO DO NOT INTRODUCE HIM TO YOU EITHER.
I SHORT , FOR US TO BE SURE OF OUR SELF AND FOR OUR SECURITY, I WANT YOU TO CHANGE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL. SO THAT INTRUDERS LIKE NOHAM DELARUS WILL NOT GET ACCESS TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS OR ACCOUNT AGAIN. SO, CHANGE YOUR THIS secretimes@yahoo.com AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND GIVE ME THE NEW ONE OR YOUR ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS SOONEST.
MY SWEET HAERT, PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL FOR EASY AND FURTHER COMMUNICATION BETWEEN US. I WANT TO HEAR THE VOICE OF MY HEART.
MY HEART SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT LIKE BLONDE HAIR, I HAVE STARTED HATING IT ALREADY BECAUSE I SHOULD LOVE WHAT YOU LOVE AND HATE WHAT YOU HATE.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM BARR. VINCENT IBEH?
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: I HAVE TOLD YOU TO STOP GIVING OUR CODE TO ANY OTHER PERSON AT ALL , THAT IT SHOULD ONLY BE KNOWN BY YOU AND I ALONE AND NO OTHER PERSON SHOULD KNOW IT OUT SIDE YOU AND I. THAT SO CALLED CROOK NOHAM DELARUS IS NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ANY THING ABOUT got mike?. PLEASE SIT UP AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WITH OUT SECRECY BETWEEN ME AND YOU WE CAN NOT ACHIEVE OUR AIM AND GOAL.
I ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND CARE FOR YOU.
(Susie gets pissed.)
Mohamed, you son-of-a-bitch. I blame you for this. you pissed around with these kiss ass attorneys and finally I got tired of this shit and an email comes to me like it is an attorney.
Why don't you email Noham and see who he is. You live there perhaps you can just go over and obtain him as our attorney. Don't fuck this up or I will be out $2500.00. I will email Noham, but I expect you to do the same so we can see what the fuck is going on here.
Shit,
Susie (got mike?)
(Another email from Mohamed’s attorney who Susie hates and has been ignoring him)
ATTN:SUSIE CHAPSTICK,
We are ready and prepard to move ahead with your job. We will be at orient bank today for the processing of all the documents on your behalf.
We hope , you are going to give us your full cooperation.
Regards,
Barr. Vincent Ibeh.
(Susie wants proof he is an attorney. What a judgmental bitch.)
Dear sir, I don't know who you are. I already sent a Nigerian attorney $2500.00 to handle this account. I am sorry sir but you are a fraud. I am certain you don't even know who it is that I am working with in Nigeria and what our secret code is.
Prove to me that you are not a fraud. Send me a picture of yourself holding a sign with a secret code known only by me and my friend soon to be lover and then I will shit bricks because I sent the money to a fraud.
Regards,
Susie
(Susie forwards Noham’s last email to Mohamed to show she actually sent the money. What a gullible tramp.)
I am forwarding you Noham's last email for you to read.
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
Note: forwarded message attached.
DEAR SUSIE
I AM IN RECEIPT OF MONEY $2500.00 AND THANKS FOR THE FASTNESS WITH WHICH YOU SEND IT. THIS WILL START MY PAPERWORK. MORE MONIES WILL BE NEEDED (Of course) BUT NOT AT THIS TIME. I WILL EMAIL YOU WHEN THE MORE MONEY IS NEEDED.
YOUR ATTORNEY,
NOHAM
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
THE MISTAKE IS NOT FROM ME BUT IT IS FROM YOU, BECAUSE I HAVE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIME NOT TO DO ANY THING OR PART WITH ANY MONEY WITHOUT HEARING FROM ME FIRST. DID YOU TELL ME THAT YOU RECEIVE ANY MAIL FROM MR NOHAM? I HAVE ALSO NOTIFIED YOU HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE CLAIMING TO BE ME. JUST GET OR EXTORT SOME MONEY FROM PEOPLE. THAT IS WHY I AM BEEN CAREFUL IN ANY THING I AM DOING AND IN SELECTING THE TYPE AND KIND OF ATTORNIES WHO SHOULD WORK FOR US. MR NOHAM IS ONE OF THOSE CROOKS OF ATTORNIES AROUND HERE. I TRIED TO LOCATE HIM BUT I COULD NOT AND HE IS NOT REGISTERED.
SO, SUSIE MY HEART, STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS FAKE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WETHER HE IS FAKE, JUST ASK HIM WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR LATE COUSIN WHOM YOU ARE STANDING AS THE NEXT OF KIN? IF HE GETS IT CORRECTLY THEN , YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM NOT SERIOUS. SO, PLEASE STOP GIVING HIM ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND SECURITY.
I HAVE TOLD YOU TO CLOSE THIS YOUR CURRENT EMAIL ACCOUNT AND OPEN A NEW ONE THAT WILL ONLY BE KOWN BY ME AND YOU ABOUT THIS PARTICUALR TRANSACTION OR YOU CAN INSTALL A SOFT WARE THAT WILL NOT ALLOW ANY MAIL FROM MR NOHAM TO GET TO YOU AGAIN.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM BARR. VINCENT IBEH TODAY? BECAUSE HE CAME TO OUR BANK ALONG SIDE WITH THREE BARRISTER FROM HIS OFFICE ABOUT THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND AND WE ASKED THEM TO GO TO HIGH COURT AND OBTAIN AN AFFIDAVIT IN SUPPORT TO YOUR CLAIM. BEFOER THE PROCESS OF TRANSFERING THE FUND TO YOU.
MY HEART, THIS LATE REALISATION OF THIS OUR FUND IS DELAYING OUR FUN AND HOT LOVE MAKING. PLEASE JUST DO ANY THING I ASK YOU TO DO TO AVOID MAKING ANY MISTAKE , SO THAT WE CAN REALISE THIS FUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Susie seems to be having a menstrual moment)
Mohammed, why can't you at least be a man and email this fucker and see who he is. Shit, that is not that shitten hard to do is it?
If you won't help me locate my money I'll just have to do it myself. And no I won't open a new email as this is the one all my friends no me under.
And of course I have not heard from your piss ant attorneys because they don't give a rats testicles about you or in helping us get closer to love making.
Fuck, shit, piss.
Susie (got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
TELL MR NOHAM TO SEND THE MONEY BACK TO YOU. IF HE SENDS IT BACK TO YOU, THEN YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING. BUT IF HE IS REAL , HE WILL SEND THE MONEY BACK TO YOU. JUST GIVE HIM THIS SIMPLE TRIAL.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY REASON WHY I SHOULD COLLECT THE MONEY FROM HIM BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM OF $2,500.00 FOR NOW. SO, ASK HIM TO SEND THE $2,500.00 BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THAT YOU HAVE SOME THING YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT MONEY FIRST.
DO NOT GET CONFUSSED AND YOU WILL NEVER BE CONFUSSED IF YOU ALWAYS HEAR AND SEEK MY ADVICE AND OPINION BEFORE YOU DO ANY THING. I WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE BEST ADVICE AND IDEAR.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Noham reappears asking for more money and of course I forward it on to Mohamed.)
DEAR SUSIE,
MOST PAPERWORK IS DONE AND ALL WE NEED IS TO COLLECT THE FINAL PAYMENT AS BEFORE. THA AMOUNT IN THE FINAL PAYMENT WILL NOT BE EXCEEDING $3200.00 US DOLLARS SENT TO THE EXACT WESTERN UNION AS YOU SEND THE $2500.00.
AFTER DIS THE MONEIES CAN BE RELEASED TO YOU BANK ACCOUNT AND SPENT AS YOU WISH TO SPEND.
PLEASE SEND MONEY TO DAY. IF YOU NEED TO DISCUSS YOU CAN CALLS ME AT 234-1269-0241.
THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
NOHAM
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I HAVE EMAILED THE FUCKING NOHAM AND HE REFUSSED REPLY (This is a lie. He never emailed. I know because I'm Noham.) MY MAIL TO HIM. THAT IS THE MORE REASON WHY I AM TELLING YOU THAT HE IS FAKE BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT I WILL BE TRYING TO TRACK HIM DOWN WITH THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS. YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME IN ANY THING I TELL YOU AND IN ANY THING I AM DOING WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY HEART.
AS YOU RIGHTLY SAID, THEY ARE DELAYING OUR FUN AND OUR LOVE MAKING.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
Well, I emailed him to and told him that you were the one I was working with in Nigeria. I gave him your email so maybe he'll email you and we can settle this. I feel better knowing that you at least emailed this rat pig.
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
(Noham emails Mohamed and lets him know that there is another scammer in town. Note my Nigerian accent.)
NOHAM HEY YOU STUPID PRICK, WHY YOU TELL SUSIE TO NO TALK TO ME? I TELL YOU WHAT, I ALREADY RECEIVE $2500 FROM HER YOU STUPID IDIOT. LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT MAKE A DEAL. LET ME GET MORE MONEY FROM HER AND I GIVE YOU 20% OF WHATEVER I CAN GET OF HER.
EMAIL ME BACK AND LET ME KNOW AND IF YOU DONT EMAIL ME BACK I WILL EMAIL SUSIE EVERY FUCK DAY AND TELL HER YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL HER MONEY.
THERE IT IS ALL UP TO YOU NOW. A LITTLE MONEY IS BETTER THEN NOTHING SO YOU BETTER TAKE MY OFFER. I WILL GIVE YOU UNTIL FRIDAY TO DECIDE AND IF YOU DONT I TELL SUSIE YOU ARE FRAUD.
NOHAM
(Mohamed pleads with Susie.)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
PLEASE STOP GIVING THAT FUCK ANY OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR TRANSACTION BECAUSE HE IS A CROOK AND STOP MAILING HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE WILL NOT EMAIL ME AT ALL.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: WHAT OF YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER I ASK YOU FOE?
Mohammed, he, Noham, emailed me and said that if I was not happy in obtaining his services that he would gladly refund the money. I feel better now. There are a few honest men in the world. THANK YOU JESUS.
I still don't know who the attorney is that you are obtaining. Now I want to make sure that everybody is on the same got mike? page. I think you should give the attorney the code. Have him email me with the code.
Flying to Jamica tomorrow so I may be off line a few days.
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
TELL NOHAM THAT BASTARD TO REFUND YOUR MONEY TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, LET US SEE AND KNOW WETHER HE CAN DO THAT. IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE NOT BELIEVING ME? I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
DID YOU LATER HEAR FROM BARR. VINCENT IBEH AS AT YESTERDAY?
I WILL GIVE HIM OUR CODE , SINCE YOU INSISTED THAT HE MUST HAVE OUR CODE. SO THAT HE CAN MAIL YOU WITH OUR CODE.
I FEEL LIKE MAKING COOL LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, SO I WANT YOU TO START FEELING ME ANY PLACE YOU ARE NOW, SO THAT WE CAN COME AT THE SAME TIME.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: SUSIE MY HEART, PLEASE FOR THE GOOD OF TWO OF US , STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH THAT BASTARD CALLED NOHAM. AND PROMISED ME THAT YOU WILL NOT CONTACT HIM OR COMMUNICATE HIM AGAIN AS SOON AS HE SENDS YOUR MONEY BACK TO YOU.
(Mohamed finally emails Noham) NOHAM OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL YOUR SELF,
IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE DOING JOB THAT MADE YOU TO INSULT ME? CALLING ME PRICK AND A STUPID MAN? DO YOU KNOW ME BEFORE? HAVE I EVER USE ANY DEROGATORY WORDS AGAINST YOU BEFORE? WHY ARE YOU BEHAVING AND TALKING LIKE A KID?
THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DON,T KNOW WHOM YOU ARE DEALING WITH. AND DO NOT PUT YOUR SELF IN TROUBLE. ALWAYS TRY TO CONTROL YOUR MOUNTH BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN AND NOT WOMAN.
LET ME TELL YOU, AS AT NOW , I HAVE OVER TWENTY GOOD JOBS. I DO NOT EVEN SEE OR REGARD SUSIE AS A GOOD JOB. IF YOU HAVE ACTED WELL, I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME JOBS BECAUSE ALL OF US ARE GUY MEN BUT THERE ARE GUYS AMONG GUYS.
SUSISE,S JOB IS ALREADY KNOCKED BECAUSE YOU DID NOT ACT AS A GUY MAN. AND THERE IS NO WAY SUSIE WILL PAY ME AND PAY YOU ANOTHER MONEY WITHOUT TWO US REACHING AGREEMENT AND WORKING IT TOGETHER. SO, IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK THE JOB BY TODAY AS YOU SAID, GO AHEAD AND KNOCK IT I AM NOT A HUNGRY MAN. I DON,T EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT THE JOB, BUT I WILL HELP YOU TO MESS IT UP.
I AM NOT BEGGING YOU FOR ANY THING, BUT I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SUSIE IS NOT MY MOTHER NOR MY FATHER BUT A MAGA.
I WILL HELP YOU, IF YOU ARE READY TO COOPERATE WITH ME TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR YOUR SELF.
BEN.
NOTE: YOU BETTER COME UP WITH YOUR REAL NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS, INSTEAD OF USING NOHAM.
BEN OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YOUS SELF YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR EYES WITH ME. I THINKS SUSIE IS GOOD JOB AS SHE SEND ME $2500.00 WITH NO PROBLEMS. I THINK I CAN STEAL GET MORE BUT NOW THERE ARE TWO OF US SO WE MUST WORK TOGETHER OR WE WILL GET NONE.
AND DONT TELL ME I DONT KNOW WHO I AM DEALING WITH. YOU DONT KNOW HOW POWERFUL STRONG MAN I AM. SO SHUT YOU FAT MOUTH AND DO AS I REQUEST AN WE CAN BOTH MAKE MONEY.
AND DONT YOU SAY I COPERATE WIHT YOU. YOU COPERATE WITH ME. OR YOUS GET NOTHING.
OKAY. I LET YOU IN. HOW DO WE WANT TO WORK THIS SUSIE? WHY DONT YOU LET ME BE ATTORNEY SO SHE KNOWS AND TRRUST ME AND I STEAL HAVE HER MONEY. WE CAN HAVE HER SEND MORE MONEY TO ME AND I GIVE YOU 25% OR THAT.
AND MY NAME IS MAHON. I SPELL IT BACKWARD.
EMAIL ME PROMPTLY AND WE CAN MAYBE MEET AND DISCUSS.
I DID NOT THINKS YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD DEAL WITH ME. I STILL GIVE YOUS ONE MORE DAY AND THEN I TELL SUSIE ALL ABOUT HOW YOU FRAUD AND SCAM HER OUT OF MONEY JUST THE SAME WAY IDID.
THERE IS STILLS TIME FOR YOU BUT THE WINDOW IS COLOSING.
NOHAM
(Mohamed replies to Noham)
WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING LIKE A MUGU? WHY DON,T YOU TALK OR REASON LIKE A GUY MAN?
YOU HAVE BEEN INSULTING ME BUT I HAVE NOT EVEN INSULTED YOU FOR ONCE. MANAGE YOUR SELF VERY WELL.
IF YOU WANT US TO DO THIS JOB TOGETHER, IT HAS TO BE IN THE RATIO 60/40, THAT IS 60 FOR ME AND 40 TO YOU . IF IT GOES WELL WITH YOU, THEN WE CAN SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS.
BEN.
(Noham replies to Mohamed who claims his name is Ben...yeah right.)
OKAY, I SEE YOU GET SMARTER. I THINK 60-40 SPLIT WORK SINCE YOU WORKED SUSIE FIRST. HOW YOU WANT TO WORK THIS JOB? AND DONT BE LATE FUCK ME EITHER OR I FUCK YOU GOOD. AND DONT FUCKING CALL ME MUGU OR I CALL YOU FAGGOT MUGU. YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT GOOD THING WE HAVE HERE AND START WORKING WITH ME.
EMAIL ME OUR PLAN AND DO IT FAST SO I KNOWS YOU NOT FUCK ME.
NOHAM
(Susie spends more ex-husband money)
Mohammed, that is GREAT news! My love I am so happy today. I stopped in Georgia today and bought a sports car and I had a custom license plate made. It's our code. He..he...he..I'm being silly I know but I love this car. It will go 200MPH. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Leaving late today for Jamica. I'll try and attach a picture of the car. It only cost me $42,450.00.
By my love for now,
Susie (got mike?)
Susie's new car
(Mohamed's attorney emails Susie)
ATTN:SUSIE CHAPSTICK,
I have been told by MR. A Mohammed about you and your secret code between you and him. He told me that, the code between you and him is "got mike?" . I will be sending you my picture with the code to you by tomorrow for your confirmation and for you to know that i am real.
Yesterday we were at the orient bank for the process of the transfering your fund to you , but we were told by the bank officials to come up with a sworn affidavit in support to your claim at the high court before the will allow us to start the process of transfering your fund to you.
We will start that after I must have send my picture to you with the secret code.
Regards,Barr. Vincent Ibeh.
Dear Sir,
Thank you. I now know you are the attorney in charge of handling this transaction. I look forward to verifying this through the picture with the code.
Sincerely,
Susie
PS Is Mohammed married?
ATTN:SUSIE CHAPSTICK,
I am sending my picture with the secret code"got mike?" to you. So that we can move ahead in transfering your fund to you because i will travelling to America by ending of Fabruary. That is why i want to make sure that i finish every thing about your job before my travelling.
As regards to your question about Mr Mohammed wether he is married or not, Mr mohammed is not married and i do not know why he does not want to marry. Did he told you that he is married? If he tells you like that he is not telling you the truth.
Regards,
Barr. E Udoh.(Note he signed his name E Udoh. I think it is suppose to be V Udoh. Dumbass)
(Check out the clip on tie, the crappy jeans and the shirt is untucked. I got a feeling Susie won't be happy.)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
THE CAR IS TOO BEUTIFUL FOR MY LIKING. ARE YOU TAKING THE CAR TO JAMAICA? ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP THE CAR IN OUR HOME IN JAMAICA? THAT IS A VERY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL CAR.
I HAVE GIVEN OUR CODE TO BARR. VINCENT IBEH. HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM WITH OUR CODE?
HAS THAT CROOK CALLED HIMSELF NOHAM SEND BACK YOUR MONEY TO YOU?
I SUGGEST THAT , YOU SHOULD STOP GIVING HIM ANY INFORMATION ABOUT OUR TRANSACTION AND STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH HIM. INSHORT TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE NO MORE INTERESTED IN THE TRANSACTION.
MY SWEET HEART, I AM REALLY HUNGRY OF MAKING LOVE WITH YOU.BUT WE WILL MEET SOONEST IMMEDIATLY THIS OUR FUND IS TRANSFERED TO YOU. ARE YOU FEELING ME?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE. YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Susie traveling to her flat in Jamica doesn’t email Mohamed for a few days)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU?
HOPE YOU ARE HEALTHY?
IF YOU ARE WELL AND HEALTHY, GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL, SO THAT I CAN HAVE A RELAX MIND.
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
Dear Mohammed, I am in Jamica at the moment. I had my new Dodge Viper shipped to California and it is resting in Marilyn's garage. I LOVE THAT CAR. VROOM! VROOM!
I must say I am not at all impressed with your attorney. He dresses like a pig. His shit,(intentional spelling error) is not even tucked in his pants. Mohammed are you sure he is an attorney? At least Noham seemed a bit more honest. Your attorney did send a picture with our secret code (got mike?) but I think he is calling you a liar in one of his emails. I did not like that. Think about what we should do here.
I can't wait to someday see you.
Susie (got mike?)
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
THANK GOD THAT YOU GOT TO JAMAICA SAFELY WITH OUT ANY PROBLEM. I AM HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE SHIPPED THE DODGE VIPER TO CALIFORNIA IN MARILYN,S GARAGE FOR SAFETY. HOPE IT WILL BE SAFE THERE?
WELL, ABOUT THE ATTORNEY( VINCENT IBEH), THE ATTORNEY IS A VERY STRAIGHT FORWARD MAN AND VERY HONEST TOO. DO MIND HIS APPEARANCES , WHAT WE WANT IS FOR OUR FUND TO BE TRANSFERED TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. HE TOLD ME TODAY THAT HE HAD SENT HIS PICTURE WITH OUR CODE TO YOU.
SO, SUSIE MY HEART I WANT YOU TO PROCEED WITH THE ATTORNEY SO THAT OUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO YOU.
YOU SAID THAT HE CALLED ME A LIAR, HOW?
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: PLEASE GO AHEAD WITH BARR VINCENT SO THAT WE CAN REALISE OUR FUND. AND FORGET ANY THING ABOUT THAT CROOK CALLED HIMSELF NOHAM.
(Mohamed emails Noham asking for some of the $2500 that Noham scammed off Susie)
I WANT YOU TO SEND OUR OWN SHARE OF THE $2,500.00 AS SOON POSISSIBLE OR BEFORE THE END OF TOMORROW.
HOPE YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT YOU ARE TO MAKE AVAILABLE TO US?
BEN.
Mohamed, your attorney said that if you said you weren't married then you were lying. I didn't email him back after that as I think he is a slob. If men can not at least dress with decency I think of them as slobs. You dress nicely.
Also, your slob attorney doesn't email me with information on this case. I think this is a sign of another idiot Nigerian attorney. You would think a country like Nigeria would just shoot those dopes in the head so they won't breed more dopes.
Why don't we just say fuck this whole deal and I'll come there to meet you? We can then fly to my flat. I'll pay.
Think it over.
Your heart,
Susie (got mike?)
DEAR MY HEART,
THIS FUND IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND I HAVE LABOURED AND SUFFERED(You haven't suffered enough pig) SO MUCH BECAUSE OF THIS DEAL. SO
, I CAN NOT LEAVE IT , THAT IS WHY I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE REALISE THIS FUND FIRST. BUT IT IS NOT SUPPOSE TO TAKE US MORE THAN ONE WEEK TO REALISE THIS FUND AS SOON AS THE ATTORNEY START THE TRANSFER PROCESS, BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH MONEY TO PLAY AROUND IF WE REALISE THIS FUND.
AND I AM NOT PLANNING TO COME BACK TO NIGERIA AGAIN AS SOON AS I LEAVE, BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.
I WILL ASK THE ATTORNEY WHAT YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME NOW, THAT HE SAID THAT I AM MARRIED FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. BEFORE I SAY ANY THING TO HIM.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
(Seems Mohamed likes gazing at Julia Robert's picture) DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I NEED ONE OF YOUR LATEST PICTURES , SO THAT I WILL BE LOOKING AT IT EVERY TIME BEFORE WE MEET.
I FEEL LIKE STAYING WITH YOU ALWAYS.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
Dear Mohamed,
I am resting in Jamica. Long week. Your fucking low life, lousy dressing slob of an attorney has yet to contact me. The backasswardsness of the attorneys there would be funny if we didn't ever need one of their sorry ass's. I will email that fucking louse of an attorney and try and light a fire under his balls.
Noham emailed me and said that he forgot that the banks were closed next week due to overdraft recount week, whatever that is. Is this true?
You talk about having so much money like it is a big deal. I already have soooooooo much money and it is nothing. Cars, houses, sex slaves, it doesn't mean much. It is all superficial. I will help you get your money and you can keep the whole schmear. Lets just plan on having some fun my little eunuch.
Thinking of us,
Your Heart---Susie (got mike?)
(After viewing the picture of Mohamed's attorney Susie "little Miss Fashion" has a few comments on his attire.) Dear Mr. Vincent,
You have to be one of the worst dressing attorneys that I have ever seen. What I would like to do is give you a couple of thousand dollars of my portion of the money when the transaction goes through so you can go to the Goodwill and purcase a new set of rags.
Also, you seem to have the same sloooooows as the previous attorneys that we FIRED because they didn't want to work. I am assuming you attorneys are all wealthy and in no need of money. Out of respect for your clients I would think you would at least tell them you can't work the job. I mean how much effort is there in just writing an email? Duh!
If it were up to me I would tell you to go fuck yourself up the ass but Mohamed seems to think you are capable of dressing better in the future. Time will tell.
So do I have to wait another week before you close this fucking deal or what? Mohamed and I have plans you dumb fucker and we'd like to get on with those plans you screwball.
Email me back when you can figure out how to type.
Susie
(Noham emails Mohamed and tells him that he needs to go along with the plan. Have you ever heard of a bank closing down due to an overdraft recount? Me either, but I thought that in Nigeria it probably happens all the time.)
YOU ARE SMART ASS TO WORK THIS JOB WITH ME. NOW WHAT YOU MUST DO IS EMAIL SUSIE AND TELL HER BANK CLOSED THIS WEEK FOR OVERDRAFT RECOUNT. THIS WAY I CAN GIVE YOU SOME OF THE $2500. I SUPPOSE TO SEND MONEY BACK TO HER TODAY SO I NEED MORE TIME. SO EMAIL HER URGENT.
I WILL CONTACT SUSIE AND TELL HER THAT I WILL NOW BE HERE NEW ATTORNEY AND THAT I HACE CLEARED IT RIGHT AWAY WITH YOU.
I THINK WE HAVE GOOD PARTNERSHIP AND WE MAKE SOME GOOD MONEY.
NOHAM
(Susie emails Mohamed and says she received an email from Noham and that Mohamed hired Noham. What a lying whore.)
Hi Mohamed, a little problem with the savages here in Jamica. I had to fire my staff that I hired. I'll tell you about it all when we get together.
I received an email from Noham and he said you hired him to be our attorney. I think this maybe best as he already has my $2500.00 and that attorney you hired was a slob and I hate slobs.
Gotta run I have a few more savages coming for a job interview.
Too do loo my love,
Susie (got mike?)
(Susie upon hearing the news fires Mohamed's attorney, again without consulting with Mohamed. I think we can see why Dr. Huggins dumped this bitch)
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your service but your service is no longer needed. Mohamed and I have hired another attorney and unlike you he knows how to dress.
If I owe you any monies for your services thus far let me know and I will settle the bill with you.
Austa la vista baby,
Susie
DEAR SUSIE MY HEART,
I HAVE ALWAYS TELLING YOU TO HEAR FROM ME FIRST BEFORE
YOU TAKE ANY ACTION. HOW CAN THAT CROOK CALLED HIMSELF
NOHAM WILL TELL YOU THAT I HAVE TAKEN HIM AS OUR ATTORNEY AND YOU BELIEVED HIM? HOW CAN I TAKE NOHAM AS
OUR ATTORNEY WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU OR WITH OUT YOU HEARING FROM ME FIRST? HOW CAN I TAKE SOME BODY WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE BANKING INDUSTRY AS MY ATTORNEY? HOW CAN I TAKE A SPY AS MY ATTORNEY? I HAVE TOLD YOU TO TOTALLY IGNORE THAT FAKE
IMPOSTER, HE IS A SPY AND WANT TO MONITORE WHAT WE ARE
DOING IN THIS TRANSACTION.
SO, FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND SECURITY REASONS STOP FURTHER
COMMUNICATION AND EXCHANGE OF MAILS WITH HIM(NOHAM) AS
FROM NOW. VINCENT IBEH IS GOOD AND BETTER FOR US, HE MAY NOT BE
GOOD IN DRESSING BUT HE KNOWS THE JOB AND HE IS REAL.
WHAT WE WANT IS OUR FUND AND NOTHING MORE.
AS YOU SAID, YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME WHY YOU SACKED YOUR STAFF WHEN WE MEET. THAT IS WHY I AM ALWAYS TELLING YOU TO THINK VERY WELL BEFORE YOU DO ANY THING
OR TAKE ACTION TO AVOID MISTAKE AND FIRE AT THE END. YOU ARE SO DEAR TO ME THAT IS WHY I WOULD NOT LIKE YOU
TO DO ANY MISTAKE.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM BARR. VINCENT IBEH?(Yeah she just fired his ugly ass)
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART,
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
Mohamed, what in the hell is going on here? Noham emailed me and told me he had talked to you via email and you agreed to work with him. Are you now telling me that Noham is lying to us? Why can't you put this simple business transaction together? Noham said that he'd gladly forward your email to me if I didn't believe him.
Susie (got mike?)
(After not hearing from Mohamed, Noham sends him a little reminder as to who is in charge.)
DO YOU EXCEPT MY KIND PROPOSAL? YOU MUST STOP NOT EMAILING ME. YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME AS I HAVE $2500 OF YOUR MONEY YOU STUPIDS IDIOT. WHY YOUY NOT TALK NOW?
I CAN STEAL TELL SUSIE YOU BIG FRAUD. DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH ME YOU DUMB ASS.
WE NEEDS TO DISCUSSE HOW WE WANT THIS JOB TO WORK. SO EMAIL MES BACK SO WE CAN DISCUSS THIS. IF YOU DONT I TELL SUSIE YOU PIG MAN TRYING TO STEAL HER MONEY LIKE I JUST DO. I ONLY HAVE TO MONDAY WHEN SHE THINK SHE GET HER MONEY BACK. STOP BEING DUMB.
MAHON
(Mohamed replies to Noham) LET ME TELL YOU , IN CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW, THOUGH YOU DO NOT KNOW ME THAT IS WHY YOU ARE BEHAVING THE WAY YOU ARE BEHAVING.
I AM A GOOD GUY MAN. WHY AM I A GOOD GUY MAN? I DON,T JUST KNOCK JOBS LIKE THAT. I KNOCK JOBS WITH GOOD REASONS. WHY I FIND IT VERY HARD TO KNOCK JOBS AT TIMES IS BECAUSE THE MUGU OR THE MAGA IN QUESTION IS NOT MY FATHER OR MY MOTHER.
AND IF I HAVE N2,000,000.00 AND I GET ANOTHER N50 , WHICH MEANS I HAVE N2,000,000.50 INSTEAD OF N2,000.000.00.
IT IS SOME THING ON TOP . YOU CAN NOT DO THIS BUSINESS WITHOUT TRUST. SO, IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE MY OWN SHARE FROM THE $2,500.00 AVAILABLE TO ME AS AT NOW, HOW CAN WE PROCEED TO SHARE MORE MONEY?
GIVE ME MY OWN SHARE , THEN WE START BUSINESS AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
BEN.
(Susie sends an apology to Mohamed's attorney for firing him)
I must apologize. Mohamed emailed another attorney (Noham) told him he could work as our attorney thus I fired you. He now says he changed his mind again.
Meanwhile Noham is emailing me with bank meetings, process fees, and more. I gotta get to the bottom of this some how but I am afraid my Mohamed just doesn't have the brains(Susie dishing out a few more insults) for this.
Its not his fault after all he was born into a backwards country like Nigeria. Hold on, we may need your services.
Susie
(Mohamed's attorney immediately replies...surprise...surprise)
Dear Susie Chapstick, I have accepted your appology to me and to my chamber because i am a good christian(I wonder if he has ever heard the commandment, "Thou shall not steal?") that is why i can forgive you and accept your appology.
We made up our mind to work for you but we became suprise when you sent a sacking and firing email to us.
I want to ask one question, How can a good attorney will start the process of transfering fund to a beneficiaryship to the next of kin without obtaining and swearing an affidavit at a reputable high court in support to his client,s claim?
no, that attorney is not a good one and he does not know what he is doing in the legal field. As a result of that , he is not qualified to be an attorney.
May be he could be one of those quacks and fakes attornies around. No bank will even listen to that attorney in the first place, talkless of having meeting with a bank and discussing process fee and other things as you said.
You have to be very carful with that Noham before he puts you into trouble because he is not real as long as i am cocern. He is not following the normal and legal procedure of transfer of fund.(LOL!)
Just send the affidavit fees to us , so that we can transfer your fund to you accordingly . We would have been rounding off by now if not the delay from you.
Regards,
Barr. vincent Ibeh.
ATTN:SUSIE CHAPSTICK,
We went to high court today as i earlier informed you and we prepared the affidavit in support to your claim. It is only remaing the affidavit fee to be paid before the commission of oath will sign the prepared affidavit.
In the affidavit fee, there is what we call oath fee and the stamp duty fee. The oath fee is $700 only and it goes to the ministry of justice . While the stamp duty fee is $1,600 only and it goes to the board of internal revenue. All put together is $2,300.00 only.(I got a feeling Susie is not gonna like that figure)
So , endeavour to make it available to us as soon as possible to enable us pay these fees so that the commissioner of oath will endorse it, before we will take it to Orient bank so that they will allow us to transfer your fund to you as soon as possible.
We will also make the sworn affidavit available to you as soon as the commissioner of oath endorses it after the payment of the affidavit fees for your perusal.
We want to make sure that your fund is transferd to you before the end of this week, as we have already promised you and we want to hurry up as you asked us to do.
Regards,
Barr. Vincent Ibeh.
(Mohamed emails Noham) ALREADY YOU HAVE FUCK THE JOB UP AND I WILL HELP YOU TO MESS THE JOB UP THE MORE.
I HAVE TAKEN MY MIND AWAY FROM SUSIE. THAT IS WHY I SAY THAT YOU ARE A SMALL BOY IN THIS BUSINESS.
YOU WANTED TO PLAY A FAST ONE ON ME, IT IS BETTER FOR TWO OF US TO LOOSE SUSIE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN GET ANY MONEY FROM HER AGAIN OR FOR ME TO GET ANY MONEY FROM HER TOO, EXCEPT TWO OF US TEAM TOGETHER.
BUT WE CAN NOT TEAM TOGETHER WITH OUT YOU GIVING ME MY OWN SHARE FROM THE $2,500.00. SO, I AM WAITING FOR MY OWN SHARE FROM THE MONEY BEFORE WE PROCEED.
BEN.
(Noham threatens to send the money back to Susie. Would a good Nigerian scammer ever send money back?
OH I FUCK YOU GOOD YOU STUPID MUGU. ISEND MONEY BACK TO SUSIE. NOW I SHOW YOU HOW A GOOD GUY REALLY WORKS A JOB.
WATCH AS ISTEAL SUSIE AWAY FROM YOU. FUCK YOU PRICK AND I MAY SEE YOU IN HELL.
NOHAM
DEAR SUSIE MY SWEET HEART,
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU SINCE TODAY, I AM WORRIED BECAUSE OF THAT. YOU KNOW I ALWAYS ENJOY YOUR BEAUTIFUL MAILS TO ME?
YOUR MAILS TO ME MAKES ME TO FEEL SEXY .(She made Lyle Lovett feel sexy too.)
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
YOUR HEART
MOHAMMED(got mike?)
NOTE: HAVE YOU CONTACTED OR HAVE YOU HEARD FROM OUR ATTORNEY (VINCENT IBEH)?
(Susie the bitch, emails Mohamed's attorney with her own idea on what this transaction should cost.)
Hey dickbrain,
what do you mean by your comment, "delay from you." Mohamed needledicked this transaction not me by fiddle fuck farting around with mindless attorney's who received their degrees out of a box of Coco Puffs.
Okay, let's get this cluster fuck deal over with. Okay, this is between you and me right now don't say a word to Mohamed or I swear we will fire your black ass and that is no lie.
I'll do the negotiating not you fuckhead. I know you attorney's are all liars and child molestors as I have had to deal with you cocksuckers in America.
The oath fee is $700. Fuck you. I will pay $250 and not a dime more.
The stamp duty is bullshit. I will pay $500 and if you won't take that you can go fuck yourself or have another male fuck you.
All put together the total is $950.00. I think that sounds a whole lot nicer than your total don't you agree.
I will need to know the full name of the person I am paying. I will need to know how you want the money sent. I will need to know the address. Is that too many questions for you? Ooops there is another one.
Email me back if you can figure out how to type.
Susie
PS Don't say a fucking word to Mohamed or you'll be fired again.
DEAR Susie Chapsticks,
The $950 will not take care of the affidavit fees but i am going try my best to make use of the $950 to get the affidavit in support to your claim at the high court.
Send the money through western union money transfer in my name Mr. Vincent Ibeh 35 bawala street pedro lagos Nigeria is my address. The password should be your security code "got mike?" Do not fail to mail to me the control number of the payment , including the name you use in paying the money as soon as you send the money to me.
I will not tell Mohammed as you told me not to tell him.
Regards,
Vincent Ibeh.
Susie replies with attitude
Okay, I will mail the money when I am good and ready and after I discuss this with Mohamed. He may think $950 is too much. And I will not have the money sent to that address. You will have to go to a reputable Western Union office so I will know the transaction is complete. I will wait to hear from Mohamed.
Susie
