Let me start off by telling you something very funny and very gothic about our little wanker, who calls himself Vexen Crabtree. He is , and I quote, " A furry lifestyler". Well shite on that! When I first saw that, I thought, "surely, it can't be what I'm thinking of. No, it couldn't be that this wank likes to dress up in furry animal costumes and the lot". Alas, it is. Wanktree's "totem spirit" (what the fuck?) is the "grey squirrel". Yes, it all makes sense now doesn't it? We should hook this guy up with Father Owanky, yes?
Wankboy says that "people view both he and squirrels the same way.Half of everyone just thinks I'm cute. (um. no.whatever drugs you're on, I want some.) Also, half of everyone thinks I'm up to something, including a bunch of people who think I'm evil and must be stopped (no, EVERYONE thinks you're STUPID and that you should be PUT DOWN) Only I know the truth."(Unfortunetly, I also know the truth. You are a squirrel raping moron. Hmm. Actually, now that I think of it, that really isn't a secret is it?).
Okay, enough of his furry shite. Let's see what makes this boy so goth. Click "vexen is goth" or whatever. It says that grand wank here "does not care about such labels" If bullshit was music, he'd be a big brass band , wouldn't he? If I had a dime...Ahem, so yes. Vexen lets us in on the little known secret that goths are actually "happy (no, actually I'm not happy at all. But then again I am looking at this crap.), philosohpical (there is nothing so philoshopical as pondering whether or not one is a squirrel) and open minded. Goths existed before Marilyn Manson" No shit? But guess what else, my brain dead little wank? Marilyn Manson isn't even goth! And you know what else? ( hold on to you pants for this one, because I don't often say this) Marilyn Manson is...gother...than...you! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
This is really getting my panties in a knot, so to speak. guess what? Vexen braindead wankboy is a Satanist! ohhh! and a Misanthrope! (what do you think kids? has this guy been listening to MM or what.Quite a big word too. I didn't know squirrels could spell.).
I don't have anything more to say. This site is a load of crap, littered liberally with pictures of our hero here with plush squirrels. You , Vexen, are not a goth. You are Wank En Grando! |
