Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
teacher picked him to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun, how many
would be left?"
"None", replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well the answer is 4," said the teacher,
"but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop,
one was licking her cone,the
second was biting her cone,
and the third is sucking her cone,
which one is married?"
"Well", said the teacher nervously,
"I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject
of sex education with her 4th grade class
because she realizes little Johnny's propensity for
sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentinve
throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson,
the teacher asks for examples of
sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand,
"I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
Very good, William." cooed the teacher
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, little Johnny raises his hand.
With much fear and trepidation,
the teacher calls on him.
"I was watching TV yesterday, and I saw the
Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds
and hundreds of Indians.
And they all attacked at one time.
And he killed every one of them
with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled,
"And what does that have to do
with sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll theach those Indians not
to fuck with the Lone Ranger."