1. Go to your favorite hardware shop and get a 32-Bit Debug Vest. Be careful not to buy an old 16-Bit version! These old vests aren't any good, but look similar to the novice user.
2. Wear your Debug Vest loosely over your normal clothes.
3. Fasten the strip in front of the vest.
4. Important: make sure, that at least two additional developers are securing the debugging site, so that people passing by don't disturb the debugging process. Never try to use the debug vest in an unsecured environment.
5. Calm down and face the bug bravely.

Fig. 1: A standard 32-bit Debug Vest applied to a Windows developer