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ROLLINS & GOWER SKETCH COMEDY SHOW
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Potential show titles:
The Best Damn Comedy Show Ever
Kids In The Door
How Many Pairs Of Pants Should I Take To Hebron?
Shits & Giggles
The Lunch Box Laddies
Gits & Shiggles
1. Pilot Practice In A Wheat Field
2. John Gower's Electric Chair
3. Army Carwash
4. Goth Safeway (idea by Danielle, additional input by Steve)
5. Donate Children To Palestine
6. CEO Knitter
7. Smoking A Fag
8. Greg Does It Doggystyle
9. Remote Moving
10. Thesaurus Man
11. Riverdance, The Sitcom
12. Let's Rap
13. Religious Debate With Plastic Baseball Bats
14. Newscaster Acting Out News Whilst Humming Beethoven's Fifth
15. Who Wants To Be A Arab Millionaire?
16. John Gower, Super Heart
17. Ironroot Treefolk & The Textile Worker Strike Of 1982
18. Vancouver Canucks Break Up (by guest writer Chris Not-Rollins!)
19. Bouncy Ball Disco
20. Love In The Peacekeeping Corps
21. Music Trivia Ladies Man
22. Cooking With Silicone
23. Lawyer Layoffs
24. Dyslexic sports broad casters
25. Bob Cole & Harry Neale - drunken sportscasters!
26. Cheerleaders for the Bull (vs. the Matador)
27. Greg's forgotten sketch
28. Dancing Down The Aisle
29. Language Anonymous
30. Vampire 2002
31. Double Decker Wheelchairs
32. Skin Bits
33. Rock To Learn / Hip-Hop To Learn / Folk To Learn
34. Inner City Camping
35. Corporate Building Camping
36. Silent Laughers Anonymous (by Danielle)
37. The Attack Of The Soap Logs
38. Angry Newscasters Telling Happy News
39. A Few Good Accountants
40. Language Man & His Arch-Enemy, Caveman
41. Confused Crossfire
42. Free Canadian Air Strikes (inspired by Steve, conceptualized by Greg)
43. Blood Bank
44. Religion Anonymous
45. Canadian Freaky Idol (octopus arm, farter, divebomber)
46. The Story Of The Dead Toes
47. The Littlest Hobo in Israel (featuring the theme song sung in Hebrew by Greg)
48. Slob Fashion Show
49. Botox vs. Liposuction : To Swell Or Not To Swell
50. The Elvis Help Hotline
51. GM (Grocery Market, based on ER)
52. Train Hijacking
53. Wrestling Match: The Suicidal Sudburian Shark vs. Calgary's 24 Sponges
54. United Nation Cooking Battalion (UNCB)
55. Close Walkers Anonymous
56. Joke Jeopardy
57. Ramadan Drummer
58. Agedman, a 3 year old in a 79 year old body
59. Olympic Jenga
60. Colonic Massage
61. The Mumbling Ventriloquist
62. Better Late Than Never: The Senior Citizens' Comedic Brigade (or Armada)
63. The Exaggerating Sportscasters
64. The Anti-Comedic
65. Ambiguous Charisma
66. Monster Truck Rally In Heaven
67. Undie-Rama, The Egyptian God Of Undergarments
68. Van Gogh Blow Out Sale!!!
69. Professional Cynic (or Cynic For Hire)
70. The Farting Weatherman
71. Steve's Tactical Attack Kids (Junior Commando Units)
72. Canadian Wheel Of Fortune
73. The Souffl� Show
74. The Sketch Idea That Ran Out Of Greg's Head
75. Accountants Vie For "Oldest Profession" Title, Prostitutes Doth Protest (transitioned in from message in ear phone)
76. Iraq The Musical
77. Detergent Salesman (from the Rabbit Epsiode)
78. Pirate Hockey Players (And Their Overcompetitive Parents)
79. Sketch: The Movie go here --> http://www.geocities.com/goweropolis/sketch-movie.html
80. Visiting Your Spouse At Work
81. Religious Talk Show with Man Faking Quotes From Bible
82. English Person Interviewed With English "Translation"
83. The Ten Commandments Go To Court For Being Too Vague
84. The Crying Game - Fun For The Whole Family!
85. The Idiot's Game Show
86. Gangster Curling
87. Religious Crisis Hotline
88. Godzilla Attacks Engineers' Model
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