All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

•Don't miss the boat.
•Don't forget we're all in the same boat.
•Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
•Stay in shape. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY BIG.
•Don't listen to critics. Just get on with it.
•Build your future on high ground.
•Always travel in pairs. (remember the Buddy System?) Two heads are better than one.
•Faster isn't always better. Even snails were on the ark with the cheetahs.
•If you get too stressed, float for awhile.
•Remember: the ark was built by amateurs following God's directions. The Titanic was built by professionals.
•Woodpeckers inside are a greater threat than storms outside.
•No matter what happens, if you're going God's way there's a rainbow waiting.
God Bless!




Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. Eddie


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