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I'd Rather Be Me...

If you weren't born with a penis,
You won't get very far.
It's like having the gasoline,
But NOT having the car.

They say we all have equal rights,
But I say, "That's only for the few";
If you got the RIGHT equipment,
There ain't noth'en you can't do.

Think about the equation,
We do TWICE the work as they.
It all equals out quite nicely,
Because they get twice the pay.

They stand around with coffee,
Gossiping, to while away their time.
Let a woman stop to say, "Hello",
Her job?  It ain't worth a flip'en dime.

In the end, I'd rather be me,
Cause when the day's over I'll know.
When it comes to gett'en shit done,
I'll be the one runn'en the show.

By Graci