You know you're in South Dakota When:
You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
Menards on any weekend is busier than the toy stores at Christmas
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow
You think everyone from the city has an accent
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but
requires 6 pages for sports
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday
Summer takes place the second week of July (and it still rains!!)
You know which leaves make good toilet paper
You find -20F a little chilly
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your
snowmobile boots
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
You know the 4 seasons: Winter,
Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus
You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre"
You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward them to all your South Dakota
friends
Rush hour lasts
more than 5 min
Visiting
Grandmother makes the local newspaper
Praire dogs outnumber
people 10 to 1
You forget you have to
go back to work
Pick-up trucks outnumber
cars
Cowboy boots and hats
are a fashion statement
It snows a foot in July
The stars keep you awake
at night
The next stop light is
350 miles
The buffalo roam while
the deer and the antelope play
The wind blows you into
the next state.
You get run off main street by a combine.
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