| Please read the Label before Adopting! Please follow the Directions. |
| DOGUS FRIENLIUS |
| I Pee, Poop, Chase, Jump, Dig, Bark, and Bite. Assembly (training) required! Batteries (Food) not included! Health Care Mandatory! Yearly Cost -- $750.00 to $3,000.00! |
ADDITIONAL RECOMMENDATIONS: I prefer to sleep in the bedroom with you. Please provide a minimum of 2 hours a day of play, exercise, socialization and employment. Education must include emotional, mental, and physical stimulation. |
| BENIFITS: I will accept your for who you are, unconditionally love you, work with you, grow with you, and together we will form a living bond. Author Unknown |
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