Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings." - - -The Walrus and the Carpenter, Lewis Carroll
The following is a collection of increasingly eclectic ficlets which were inspired by one or two lines I heard various Stargate characters say (in my head), that made me laugh and wouldn't quite fit into a serious piece of fiction.
This will be updated at random, whenever something particularly amusing strikes me, and I have trouble sleeping.
Part the First
In which Teal'c is mostly silent, Carter is mostly interrupted and Daniel and Jack argue crustaceans.Part the Second In which it rains (again), Jack can't get the fire started, Teal'c takes up meteorology, Daniel offers suggestions, and Samantha has olfactory troubles.
Part the Third In which Carter and Teal’c are complete absent, Daniel is unfortunately “dead”, Jack learns a thing or two about Kelowanan courtship, and a chance remarks comes back to bite Jonas in the ass.
Part the Fourth In which we discover why Sam is so reluctant to leave the mountain, and she comes to term with it.
Part the FifthIn which Janet is coolly efficient, Daniel is unable to offer an adequate explanation, Teal’c plays devil’s advocate and then redeems himself admirably, and Jack reopens old wounds.
