Gravity Not Included
Gravity, as defined by the Oxford English dictionary I carry around in my head, is the force which attracts two bodies to each other.  According to Newton at any rate.  According to Einstein, gravity is merely the path of least resistance, and the easiest way for a thing to travel.

This page isn't really about Newton or Einstein or even, when you get right down to it, gravity, but that's another story.  Another story that I have every intention of telling.

I have, you see, a slight problem remaining upright at times. I trip over cracks in sidewalks, my shoes, even lines that are painted on the road. I also, on occaission, walk into walls, corners and doorways. And then there's the carrot thing....

Anyway, my point is, that I have trouble with falling over, or, with gravity itself if you will. Also, "Gravity not Included" sounds kind of funny.

The more astute of you might have noticed that gravity has another meaning. It can also mean the severity or seriousness involved in a situation like, oh I don't know, a funeral. You won't find any of that here either. Seriousness I mean.

Have fun!

*UPDATE* Turn Left At The Camel (ie. Jordan Adventures) has been upadated with this year's trip..

this will change
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