by Stephen Gray
Note: This meeting is fictitious and could not happen in a caring, tolerant, diverse society that is sane and normal. Any resemblance to anyone is a coincidence.
The Political Supporter: We are gathered here today to celebrate our deviations becoming lawful. Who would have believed that we would manage to get our agenda legitimized in so short a time. How did we achieve this? Quite simply really, by networking and getting crucial appointments to the positions of power. Leave the so called democratic process to the ignorant masses who believe that by voting at the ballot box they will achieve good government. We know, my friends, that real power is in the appointed and they are our appointed. We have turned society into an ass and made asses of the people. We have beaten down the doors of hatred, discrimination, meanness, bigotry and intolerance and burst forth into the streets in all our nakedness and put our talents on display for all to see. We have undermined decency and made degeneracy acceptable. We have silenced the voices of virtue and proclaimed our deviations as delightful. We have made a mockery of traditional family life and our perversions are now acceptable and rife. We have silenced free speech and we have made criticism of perversion into a hate crime. We have in fact won. I will now hand you over to one of our judicial supporters who is of artistic bent and who recognizes that there is merit in our art.
The Judicial Supporter: First of all let me say I am very happy to be here in such esteemed company. No one has worked harder than our Political Supporter to get the age of buggery reduced to the level it is today. He is the hardest working deviate I have seen in a long time. Though please don’t take my praise of our political supporter as a sign that he is the only one worthy of praise. You have all done your bit in the service of the abnormal. As I look out at our gathering today I see political perverts, religious perverts, media perverts, union perverts, educated perverts, perverts of all shapes and sizes, perverts of all colours and creed; we truly are a gathering of multicultural perverts. We are a diverse, tolerant, non judgemental caring people who believe there should be no barriers or taboos. Let us now hear a few words from one of our media supporters.
The Media Supporter: As our political supporter says, who would have believed we could achieve such respectability for perversion. I think we in the media should have some credit for this. We have managed to write of perversion in language that gives credibility to the behaviour. We have covered up the contamination of the country’s blood supply and made the disease that mostly occurs in our community everyones problem. We couch perversion in the language of love and who could be against love? We have called each other partners and who could be against sharing? As I look out upon you all gathered here today I see you all as my partners and I love you all. In talking about love, let us now go to our next speaker the religious supporter.
The Religious Supporter: Bless you all and I have blessed a number of you just recently. I am so happy to be here today amongst such a caring and talented group. There are those in the churches who still do not feel love should be all-embracing. But Ancient Rome was not built in a day. It had to go through many stages before it reached degradation, depravity and debauchery. But we are getting there faster. Great things are happening because we had the courage of our convictions and persevered. Laws are being changed because of us. Think about it, we are a warped minority and we have the majority on the run. Our objectives were not achieved at the ballot box but by getting our advocates appointed to positions of power and influence. The elected politicians also capitulated to our and their appointees and gave the seal of approval to our behaviour. I am a great believer in the committee system because this gives credibility to our cause and our cause is just. But I have spoken enough. It is now the turn of our educated supporter.
The Educated Supporter: I am so thrilled to be here today. I can’t believe how easy it has been to get our plans legitimized. We have destroyed the innocence of the children and told them anything can be permissible or possible. Parents are even allowing their children to read our propaganda. Who said this was not a trusting society? Some parents even defend perversion; it’s unbelievable. And without stealing any lines away from our religious supporter I would say it’s a miracle. But really, it’s all about education. You can educate children and people to believe anything. But our cause has always needed financial support so let me now hand you over to our union supporter whose movement has donated much to our cause.
The Union Supporter: It is with a great feeling of solidarity I am here today. We have come a long way, but it could not have been done without our normal brothers and sisters in the labour movement. Their compulsory union dues were a great help in financing our cause. Many objected of course, but to no avail, compulsion is a wonderful persuader. I would say compulsory union dues and the appointments to positions of power are reasons we have become mainstream. But one should not forget our political supporter who really was the first to burst free from the chains of traditional morality and decency. The influence this person has on the floor of the House is amazing. He seems to be able to get our agenda front and centre at all times. The other politicians seem to be in awe of him and he seems to have them in his grip. Notice, I did not say all tied up, I didn’t want anyone misunderstanding me here. (much laughter ensues). If I could make one suggestion today it is this. Now that we are legitimate I think we should have a perverts union. I have some cards here in my pocket and I hope you will all sign up. I propose we call our union: Perverts Organized and Respectable Now or PORN. Thank you brothers and sisters and other notables and now let us celebrate..
Stephen Gray
March 26, 2003.
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Some info on the Author: Stephen Gray is a writer and researcher on various topics. He published a newsletter for 11 years exposing the misuse of trade union time and money.