Vote Gliberal
By Stephen Gray

According to the polls a majority of the people will
still vote Gliberal in the election. Could there be a
new disease out there,  called  “Gliberalitis?”
Symptoms are a tendency to like being robbed, support
of corruption and a willingness to be taxed to the max
and to have personal freedoms suppressed. Other
symptoms are acceptance of lying, cheating and
hallucinating that all is well in the land. Those
suffering from Gliberalitis sometimes can be heard
singing: “Tax me, rob me, anyway you want to.”  Still,
we need more Gliberals in parliament. More Gliberals
can feed off the taxpayers if we all vote for them.
More Gliberals  can be appointed; therefore, more
Gliberal apologists will be able to feed at the
trough. More of our money can be squandered if we all
vote Gliberal. More of our taxes can be wasted if we
vote Gliberal. More Senators can be appointed if we
vote for the Gliberals. Vote for the Glibs and have
more fiascos like the Gun Registry, the HRDC scandal
and the Sponsorship Scandal. These are all Gliberal
“successes.” Billions of  our dollars squandered and
nobody says they are sorry.  No wonder the Gliberal
leader said at one time his government was “cash
constrained.” But he is still shoveling out OUR money
on his election trail.  Still never mind, the
Gliberals won a “war.” What war, some uninformed
people might ask? Why, the “war” of the flags and
banners in Keebec. It cost $250 million dollars to
wage, though $100 million went missing in action. One
Liberal soldier described the victory like this: “The
proof is in the pudding.” Now the police are on  a
“pudding” hunt around the country. Meanwhile this
great patriot has been arrested over missing
“puddings.” What a disgusting way to treat a “war”
hero.

Gliberal appointees are alleged to have accepted
bribes at the Immigration and Refugee Board, but hey,
somebody has to make a dishonest dollar.  Criminals
and terrorists are running loose in the country and we
are not allowed to know their names because of the
Gliberals Privacy Act. We even let  criminals in jail
vote because a judge said they were “morally worthy.”
Now the justice system is being praised by an alleged
terrorist. This guy entered the country illegally and
has been here for six years. He had this to say about
the country: “I’m really happy about the …justice
system.” Well, isn’t Gliberalism  wonderful. We are a
caring, tolerant, loving society because of the Glibs.
In fact, a headline in a national newspaper said:
“Migrants with HIV: 87% get in” to the country.
Meanwhile the Gliberal  Prime Minister announced
around $170 million of our tax dollars is to be given
to fight HIV/AIDS in developing nations. Looks like we
might be needing that money here at home. Which makes
one wonder: Is there a virus out there eating Gliberal
brain cells? Still, never mind, even terrorists have
made their home here. Is that a recommendation or
what?

The Glibs are even getting a new definition for
marriage. This question will be handed down at some
point by the land’s black robed judicial dictators,
who used to be lawyers. Anybody and anyone will be
able to marry regardless of their sex. Marriage, any
sensible person knows, is only between a man and woman
, but now this is called “discriminatory” according to
the ex-lawyers. In fact, some people of the same
gender have already jumped the gun. Of course they
were not “shotgun weddings,” just weddings by judicial
dictatorial fiat. That line from Song of Joy has come
true: “Men will love each other.”

It is rumored that some animal lovers are upset
because at the moment they cannot marry their pets.
But surely one of these days a Private Member’s Bill
could change all that, so hang in there animal lovers.
Soon you might be able to sing: “How much is that
doggy in the window, the one with the waggly tail. Oh,
I love that doggy in the window, it will look cute in
a wedding veil.” Perhaps there even could be a
challenge under the Charter. After all, animals can be
loving beings too.

Gliberalism is all about being a tolerant, non
discriminatory society and open to change. 
Politicians change their beliefs whenever it is
favorable. Some used to be Tories then became
Gliberals. Even a former socialist Premier has now
become a Gliberal and a Union Boss too. This guy’s
union has given millions to the Socialists over the
years and yet now he is an instant Gliberal. Whatever
happened to Solidarity Forever with the socialists?
Why would anyone want to vote Socialist anyway? The
Glibs have already imposed all the socialist policies.
But hey, what’s the difference. Socialists and the
Politically Correct (PC’s)  are all Gliberals at
heart. A former leader of the PC’s just endorsed the
Gliberal leader and is now campaigning for a former
P.C. who became a Gliberal. These guys change their
political skins so fast that it’s hard to know who is
who, or what is what anymore.  Now a former hockey
star is running for the Gliberals; he should fit in
well with these Puckers.

It’s all a big Game, one Big Club in the House on the
Hill in which its members are getting their fill from
our TAX DOLLARS. Too bad we couldn’t register
ourselves in a tax free haven. Perhaps the people
could all get together and call themselves the
Citizens Shipping Line (CSL) then they would not have
to ship their taxes to the Gliberals. Of course the
politicians would never allow that.  One long time
journalist had this to say about
politicians: “Contempt for politicians and their
sleaze is as widespread as I can remember.”

When asked his opinion on the Gliberals performance,
the Old Gliberals Leader is rumored to have said: “ I
don’t think anymore. But da bad is good and da good is
bad and da proof is da proof when it is proven.” An
excellent summation of the country, don’t you think?

Still, never mind; every few years they call an
election. Then you get to play the election game. The
election is your one chance to participate in The
Game. You are allowed to vote to elect whichever party
you want to punish you. Once you place that X in the
box it is game over for you. Your fate is sealed. You
have given them the power to tax you, rob you, lie to
you, cheat you, do just about anything to you because
YOU played the game. Even if you don’t participate you
still lose.  Those who don’t vote are told: “If you
don’t vote you don’t have any say.” As if you did
anyway!!!

A line you will hear during the Game is: “We have a
vision for the country.” Translated, this means: Once
you suckers elect us, that vision will be a nightmare.
Then there’s another line: “We will fix health care.”
These are the Gliberal Gurus who have practically
demolished  health care over the last number of years,
and  now they claim that they are going to “fix it.”
Or as mentioned earlier, they allow 87% of migrants
with HIV into the country. It’s enough to give people
heart failure, the thought of these fixers fixing it.
Still, the Glibs have signed the Kyoto Accord to cut
down on pollution. Perhaps if they all resigned en
masse we could get rid of pollution instantly.

Or how about that “democratic deficit.” We have just
seen it in action.  A non-elected, appointed Senate
passes the hate crimes Bill C-250 and it is given
Royal Assent by another Gliberal appointee who acts
like Queen of Gliberaland and spends millions of our
tax dollars in a style she was unaccustomed to in her
former occupation. No wonder our currency is called
the Loonie. And you thought you lived in a democracy!?
Non-elected, appointed, Gliberal and Politically
Correct (PC’s) Senators are allowed to squelch free
speech and free expression with their jackboots. There
were a few decent Senators opposed but they got
overwhelmed by the messed up majority. This Senatorium
needs to be deloused and disinfected; it has become a
disease that kills democracy.  The senators are in
concert with our black robed judicial dictators, they
too are anti-democratic and have upheld the Gliberals
“ Gag Law.”  Limits have been imposed on the people as
to how much they can spend to criticize the Gliberals
in the election. Some might say: “Hey, this is against
The Charter of Rights and Freedoms.” Of course it is,
the judges even admitted it was,  but the Supreme
Court suppressed free speech and free expression
anyway.  Reasoning: "that political advertising may
manipulate or oppress the voter” and cause “danger” to
them. Of course, they failed to mention that the
“political advertising” by POLITICIANS will be paid by
the VOTERS from their TAX DOLLARS.
Moral of this story is: We are limited on how much we
can spend but the politicians can spend huge amounts
of OUR money on their propaganda which in the case of
the Gliberals is a “danger” to our freedoms. Now we
know “The Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a document
of deception.


But when did: “The Charter” ever dispense justice? It
is a document imposed without the people voting on it.
And not to be outdone, one of the lands newspaper’s
editorialized that this “gag law” was a: “Victory for
democracy.” Orwell’s words have come true. Lies are
truths and truths are lies. No wonder this paper is
called “The Red Star.” Another example of what
“democratic deficit” means in the land of the loonie.

Never mind, the Glibs leader said in an interview: “We
have brought in all the democratic deficit measures.”
Which translated means: Things remain the same but
banalities is the game. But hey, this is Gliberaland,
where your freedoms are suppressed by non-elected
political appointees. Where non-elected appointed
Gliberal judges dictate and make the law. Where
politically appointed so-called Human Rights
Commissions impose all kinds of WRONGS on the country.
Where the Charter of Rights and Freedoms was imposed
without YOU getting a vote on it. Where Gliberal
politicians pay homage to special interest groups
funded by OUR TAX DOLLARS. Now do you understand what
“DEMOCRATIC DEFICIT” means? It means you can have all
things done to you and more, if you continue to vote
Gliberal.

Stephen Gray
May 24, 2004.
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