By Stephen Gray
The noise pollution created by all the “jolly green giants” of global swarming was a constant buzz. Everybody that was anybody was getting in on the latest “manufactured emergency” called global (s)warming. Swarms of politicians were stepping up to the microphones and cameras and declaring they would spend billions of the people’s taxes on their latest green crusade. They knew this was a “green” heaven-sent chance to tax and control those suckers called taxpayers. What an opportunity this was for fleecing the people. In fact, one little political “leader” was reported as making his fiefdom the “most green-friendly place” in the country. And just to prove their “greenness” it was reported his government was set to impose a taxing green “surcharge” on the people’s energy bills. This “little green man” of politics had seized this “green opportunity” as an excuse for more taxes. Enviro-politics was the new slogan.
After all, who could be more knowledgeable than those who make a living from “enviro-politics?” Hot air was in the air and the political environment was registering an overload of B.S. on the sound waves of silliness. The “earth charter” was back in vogue and little political green men of the spaced out political variety were seeing an opportunity to “save” the world from the people and tax them at the same time.
The taxed to the max people were in shock at what might happen to them. Your SUV may have to go. Those car factories could be shut down. Close down those farms with those gas-emitting, air-polluting farm yard animals. The “green” political animals and the “green farmers” were now going to “grow” a “new economy.” There was so much political dung in the air and on the airwaves that some people were starting to choke and gasp for air when they heard the word green. Still, there was a political “leader” who was a “soothsayer” and he declared we will "…cut megatonnes of emissions, but we will also make megatonnes of money,…" Some people on hearing his remarks thought, “You political dimwits are making ‘megatonnes of money’ off our taxes, and the only way to cut ‘megatonnes of emissions,’ would be to put all you politicians into quarantine and impose silence upon you all. We would call this a real ‘clean air act.’ This would also be an instant green solution and truly would be ‘an inconvenient truth.’”
Still, the “truth” was that a “green revolution” was in motion, and most of the media were propagandists for the takeover. If you were not green, then you were the enemy. The battle was on for greening the people. There were rumors that eco-police units would be formed to ensure that the green revolution would be enshrined in “law.” It was rumored a “green charter” was in the works and just like that other “charter” the people would not get a vote on it. This “green charter” would likely be imposed by those who “knew best.” Committees would be formed of “eminent green persons” who would ensure the “green charter” was accorded “green respectability.” They would be appropriately remunerated from the people’s taxes for helping usher the “green charter” into being. The “green” elites knew best what was “good” for the country and the world.
The world was now under a big green attack, its green guerrillas were everywhere. Go-green was the battle cry. The green machine was on overdrive and mowing down anything and anybody that stood in its way. People were being Gore(d) into submission. If you were not green you were obscene, and soon “green human rights tribunals” might be proposed to help “re-educate” those who were not in tune with “green behavior.” Those dissidents could be called “Anti-Kyoto Kriminals,” or AKKs. To be an AKK was to be shunned, laughed at, called a “denier” and other epithets, and this was how the “green agenda” was being imposed. Global (s)warming was on its way to obtaining its objective.
Stephen Gray
February 23, 2007.
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