Happyland? By Stephen Gray A new tourist attraction has opened it’s closets, oops I mean doors, called Happyland. Here are some of it’s “wonderful” attractions. Be sure to go to the Happyland’s picture archives, it is well worth a visit. There you can see two men kissing each other after being “married.” There are also photos of some happy judges partying with some of the residents of Happyland after handing down a decision in their favor. A courtly picture it is. Judges and Happyland inhabitants all smiling and with their arms around each other. Walk around the picture gallery and one can see another imaginative judge deep in thought, his hands outstretched as if reading a document. But there is nothing in his hands. The picture is called: “Imaginative Justice” or “How to, ‘read in’ words that are not written.” Another picture next to this one, has an inventive judge smiling and saying: “I discovered ‘sexual orientation’ in the Charter but nobody knows the meaning of it.” Next to that, a picture of a judicial threesome, dressed in black robes, posing in their judicial splendor. The caption below their picture reads, “nation builders” of Happyland. Some cynical people say the caption should read: “The Three Judicial Stooges or Clowns in Court.” This is some of the different art in the Happyland Gallery. Entry is free, so don’t miss it. It comes highly recommended. This part of the gallery is called: “Making An Ass Of The Law.” You must also go and see the judicial court where another judge awarded huge amounts of money retroactively. This money is to go to the partners of some of Happyland’s residents who died of a disease mostly peculiar to the Happyland community. Quite frankly the residents of Happyland seem to be on a roll with the judicial class. Please note there is no pun intended in the aforementioned statement. Another thing not to be missed is the Happyland parade, it is a sight to behold. Though I suggest don’t bring the children. In this parade of debauchery one can see men and women marching, some naked and making obscene gestures with their genitalia. The parade is sometimes led by some of the “honorable” political class and occasionally a police chief has been known to show up also. When this happens you have law and disorder marching side by side. Have your cameras at the ready because there is so much to see in the parade. You will see things not allowed in some law abiding and decent societies. But remember this is Happyland where anything is allowed. So don’t be a prude and complain because it is a waste of your time. And you could be committing a “hate crime.” Obscenity is an amenity here. Another place to visit is Happyland’s Gallery of Hate. This is the place where all the normal people are shown as villains for daring to criticize the residents of Happyland. There you will see individual pictures of decent and normal people held up to ridicule for speaking the truth. But alas these decent people did not know the truth is not allowed in Happyland. You must also take a trip to Happyland’s schools. There you can hear the little children reading out loud. Listen closely and you will hear how wonderful it is to have multiple Mummies and Daddies. You might even hear the children singing: “Daddy is a Mummy and Mummy is a Daddy, or My Dad is Mum and My Mum is Dad, I don’t know, who is who, and it makes me feel sad.” Out of the mouths of babes and children Happyland’s culture is being defined. A visit to Happyland’s parliament is also worth a visit. There one can watch the politicians discussing marriages of the “same-sex.” And hear them applauding as they pass legislation redefining marriage and making it a “hate crime” for anyone to disagree with the residents of Happyland. You might even be able to get the autograph of Happyland’s most prominent politician. He wields the power in Happyland’s parliament, and can get nearly all the other politicians to bend to his wishes. One must not leave Happyland’s tourist attractions without a visit to Happyland’s Press Gallery. On the walls of this place one can see all the words the media use to defend Happyland’s journalistic “integrity.” Words like bile, mean spirited, intolerant, bigot, hateful, nutbar, extremist and many more. These word warriors are the protectors of Happyland’s right to exist and nobody and no one dare take them on. These are the so-called, “searchers of truth” who suppress any truths critical of Happyland’s culture. A culture that has brought disease and death to many of Happyland’s residents. This then is Happyland. A place where lies are truths and truths are lies. Where the abnormal lives and normalcy dies. Where justice is an imagination, and “reading in” destroys a nation. Where politicians run and hide, to scared to fight for truth and right. Where judges rule that an abomination, is a right within the nation. Where art is filth and filth is art and nonsense passes for what is smart. Where the blood supply became polluted, but don’t lay blame or you will be prosecuted. Where corruption has been legalized, and the law abiding victimized. Come see this place and mixed up land. Come visit soon our Happyland? Stephen Gray March 6, 2004. graysinfo@telus.net  website http://www.oocities.org/graysinfo