by Stephen Gray
Loonie Land has suffered another catastrophe. First it was SARS and Mad Cow disease and now another new disease has gone unrecognized; it is called Mad Now Disease. This disease has affected those in positions of power, judges and politicians, though others have succumbed as well. Normal people are warned to stay away from most of these politicians and judges who are infected and to ignore their lunatic proclamations and decisions. It appears the first symptoms are declarations that sodomy is perfectly natural. Other symptoms are holding press conferences to say that a man can marry a man and a woman can marry a woman. Other "legal experts" say "same-sex marriage" should be allowed immediately. In fact in one province such "marriage licences" are being issued and marriages performed.
The leader of Loonie Land described this madness as "evolution" and had this to say on the subject: "For me, we have a Charter of Rights, there is evolution in society, and according to the interpretation of the courts, they concluded these unions should be legal ..." This statement proves Mad Now disease is contagious and infectious. This disease is so powerful that it can change the thoughts of supposedly intelligent people and make their brains believe the abnormal is normal. Do we have a problem?
Mad Now disease has taken away the headlines from Mad Cow disease. This disease does not play favourites and also has infected most of Loonie Land’s media; editorials are written expounding the benefits of the sodomite lifestyle. School children have to be educated about the wonders of having all kinds of Mummies and Daddy’s. Sodomy is always "age appropriate" and "tolerance" and "diversity" have replaced perversion and deviation in the judicial vocabulary. Sodomy rights are now classed as "equality rights." The written word has been perverted and new words have been invented that signify the progression of Mad Now Disease. Words like "same-sex marriage" and "sexual orientation" are proclaimed as a given.
One judge even equates the judiciary as gardeners and is quoted as saying: "The judge is more like a gardener, shaping and nurturing the plants so that they grow as intended, occasionally pulling out a weed that offends the plan on which the garden is based." So all you plants out there, oops, I mean people who are opposed to sodomy, you are perhaps "weeds" in the judicial garden. Another judge has also compared the constitution to a "living tree" and another judge has "read in" words that are not written. This all could be called justice up a tree in the judicial garden while reading in words that one cannot see. Which means Mad Now Disease is passed on from judicial gardeners.
Another place to be avoided by the people is the House on the Hill sometimes called parliament. Mad Now Disease is prevalent there. This house needs to be disinfected and thoroughly cleaned out to ensure that it can once again be made habitable and respectable. Most of the politicians have become infected but still believe they are sane. Mad Now Disease has this effect that causes infected minds to believe they still have all their faculties. This has caused a crisis in the country. How do you remove people from power who hold the power but are unfit to do so? How can you get these people into some form of treatment? Perhaps some good Samaritan will put up the money to open a house for the judicially and politically insane. Let’s face it: we "weeds" sorry, I mean people, cannot afford to pay for their insanity. Perhaps these judges and politicians would go into voluntary quarantine. This would help control the disease and at least return some sanity to Loonie Land. Right now there is cross infection between both as they converse in their madness then try to infect the minds of the normal people with their "laws."
Meanwhile Mad Cow disease continues to be recognized as a health danger while Mad Now disease is considered normal. The politicians infected with Mad Now disease are approving an aid package for Mad Cow disease. Yet Mad Now disease will exact a greater toll on society by enshrining deviancy as a moral lifestyle. Yet, this lifestyle that can cause disease and death and has cost Loonie Land’s healthcare system billions-- surely Mad Now disease is more important than Mad Cow disease!!!
This disease of the political and judicial brain will surely exact a heavy price on Loonie Land. Can it be cured and can it be stopped? The only solution is in the hands of the normal people. Come next election they must get rid of all politicians suffering from Mad Now disease. This can be done by refusing to vote for madness. The unelected judiciary are another breed of cat. How do you clean up the judicial "garden?" The only solution is to elect the judges, then some control can be had over this judicial insanity. Mad Now disease has to be eliminated before it destroys society and the normal people in Loonie Land.
Stephen Gray
June 19, 2003
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Some info on the the Author: Stephen Gray is a writer and researcher on various topics. He published a newsletter for 11 years that exposed the misuse of trade union time and money.