This Message Just In From Newfunland: For Immediate
Release
By Stephen Gray

Newfies are a nation too. If dis Keebec can be made a
nation because they have a distinct culture and
language then us Newfies are claiming Nation status as
well. We have a distinct language and we have a great
culture. We are separate, and live on an island called
the Rock. We are rock-hardened people and the most
generous in dis world. We don’t complain da way dose
Keebeckers are always whining about der lot. Sh-t dey
gets special status every time dey open der mouths.
Keebecers are not separate. Dey only live on an
imaginary island in der mind. Isa going to call up
Rexie Murphies about dis sh-t and see what he says
about dis Keebec being a nation. Where is dat Danny
Boy when you need him? The Newfie Nation wants
recognition.

Nov. 23, 2006