By Stephen Gray
For a time they had been so happy together in the
world of Puppy Love. They were a twosome in the
kennel. But alas the doggone world of doggy politics
caused them to part. She had differences with the
leader of the kennel and decided to join a more
liberal dog patch, and also it was a slightly bigger
kennel at that time. Her former partner in the world
of puppy love was so upset that some said he went
ballistic and it was reported he said that he had a
dog that was more faithful than his former puppy love.
Still, there was not much love remaining for her in
her former kennel that she had left. Instead there was
barking and growling and much name-calling in the
doggy language of the day. Still, she did not care,
for now she had found a doggy home that fit her
capabilities. She was even given a doggy bone of
responsibility in her new canine home and settled down
well amongst her new-found canine friends.
Her former friends in the Kennel used to bark and
growl insults at her. And some said she was a traitor
to the world of doggy rule. But she was a capable
canine and hoped some day to be top-dog in her new
doghouse.
Meanwhile, in what was now the Big Kennel, her former
partner would sometimes glower and glare and snarl
across the yard (the two kennels faced each other) at
his former puppy love. Then one day all hell broke
loose between the two doghouses. It was inferred that
her former partner had pointed a dog-like insult
across the yard, and this caused much canine anguish
and publicity in the Land of the Dogs. The howls and
growls emanated across the land. There were calls for
a public dog inquiry in the alleged doggy slur.
Another dog who was leader of another pack in a very
small kennel barked that the doggy offender should
apologize and should be booted out of the Big Kennel.
But, this pack leader was notorious for spreading
doggerel. Other dogs of the female persuasion were
even contemplating hate crimes charges against this
dog who allegedly insulted female dogs. In fact, it
was said that her former partner was up to his neck in
doggy doo over his alleged insult. The noise across
the land was doggone awful and some people were so fed
up with it that they wanted to call in the animal
control people.
There was even a rumour going around that an animal
rights organization was going to take the matter to
the highest court in Doggy Land. It was all so doggone
ridiculous!!!
The moral of this dog story is this: There will never
be any sons of bitches from this former doggy union
because of the demise of their puppy love.
Stephen Gray
October 22, 2006.
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