Apples VS Oranges FAQ

Point 1: Apples are RED and Oranges are… well… ORANGE.

Point 2: You can eat most of the outside of the apple, because the skin is what scientists call "EDIBLE." You can't eat the outside of the orange. That part is what biologists refer to as the "peel."

Point 3: You can't eat the inside most part of the apple. It has what biologists refer to as a "core" that is filled with toxic seeds. The Orange has no core, therefore you can eat the inside of the orange safely.

Point 4: The torque band on the apple is very low, so you can pull stumps with apples… oh, never mind, this is as silly as comparing a Honda Civic Si with a Ford Mustang GT!