Those Mighty Moustachio'd Men
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These are the most classic of the Stache warriors.  The OG.  The upper eschelon.  The originals.  Respect them.
Che'Stache. The founder.  The visionary.  El hombre.  He was the first to truly define the values of the 'Stache, and to share them with the world.  Whether it be parachuting into the Amazon or bobsledding through the Tundra, he will stop at nothing to bring the message of hope and empowerment to those lost, freshfaced souls of the world who still toil under the tyranny of the razor.
El Stachito.  A stealthy, sleepless warrior, one of the most devoted to the cause.  A career revolutionary disillisioned by the corrupt hair-crusades of the past, El Stachito is now passionately devoted to the one cause he knows is worth fighting for.  The 'Stache.  He may be a rare man to spot, but his well-trimmed 'stache shines like a beacon for all that we fight for...
Professor 'Stache-o-tron.  The newest, most unpredictable inductee into the elite ranks of the Revolution, 'Stache-o-tron's unconventional 'stache brought comparisons to A. Hitler and C. Chaplain, nefarious anti-Stacher who brought shame upon our cause.  'Stache-o-tron proved himself worthy by easily defeating 200 robot zombie versions of them both in unarmed combat.
To all our eager 'Stache-cadets out there: work hard, grow your 'stache and eat your veggies, and one day you might find your own picture on this page, among the ranks of the Mighty Moustachio'd Men!
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