Because you should be able to laugh at Grech 24/7!
-"Don't kick his ass on my watch."
-"If pizza comes at 12:00, I'm gonna be PISSED!"
-"But the chicken gets worse!"
-"No, Miguel. You may not go pee until I introduce the film."
-"Every once in a while, there are some nuggets."
-"Quigley, could you...take a nap, or something?"
-"The issue of Grandma is different."
-"I'm still here 'cause my wife won't let me move"
-"Whose hell and whose handbasket?!? That's the question!"
-"Is the Caspian Sea a lake, or a sea? Does it Matter!?!?!?!?"
-"I have no interest in what you're about to say."
-"I could use a little chapstick myself."
-"We've totally strayed from Arnold Schwarzenegger"
-"Will someone with shoes on please chase her down?"
-"Nobody thinks I'm going to the porn convention"
-"It is far more complex than a fantasy league"
-"I've never won the world series, but I've made the playoffs a few times"
-"Apparently the whole industry will be there to analyze porn."
-"My team is called the Sebastopol Sausages"
-"I always call myself the Polish Sausage"
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