|Please don't faint.
The Land of Missing Left Socks has decided to move on to brighter, happier lands (full of hedgehogs, cornflakes, and jam), until further notice. So don't hold your breath. The only part that decided to hang around was the Dumbledore/Willie Nelson Theory. And well, you have to admit, that was the best part of the site anyways.
I've left that part up because I want the world to know the truth, and I also think it's the best idea I've ever come up with. I mean, making the connection between the two ultimately proves my genius. Shut up and admit it. So go and tell your friends. Spread the knowledge.
But it is mine, and I did come up with it (who else could?), so please do me a favor and don't steal my ideas. If you see anyone who's taking credit for my Dumbledore/Willie Nelson Theory, please e-mail me, so I can kick their ass.
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|As for the Land of Missing Left Socks, we'll just have to wait and see. I might feel like writing something new someday, or I might just sit on the couch and not. One can never tell. Unless they're psychic. Ha. Ba da ch!
I must give my thanks to Felix, who found me a picture of an old lady baking cookies, and I didn't even get to put it on my Old People page before it ran off on me! I shall reward you with my firstborn child! Oh wait, I think I've already promised that to someone else. We'll work out the negotiations later...
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|Disclaimer: Okay listen, I made up my whole Dumbledore/Willie Nelson Theory (so please don't take it), but I don't own or have anything to do with Harry Potter or Willie Nelson, though they are the essence of beastliness. I also don't own or have anything to do with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, though it can kick any movie's ass.|