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Top 10 Reasons Not To Marry Greek | |||||||||||||||||||||||
WOMEN: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Male | |||||||||||||||||||||||
1. Two words - His Mother. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
2. Housework and birthing his children isn't your life ambition. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
3. Sometimes you want to have an opinion about something. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
4. You hate his mother's cooking, and that's all he'll eat. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
5. His brother/cousin/friend/uncle has the hots for you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
6. Spending your wedding night alone while he plays poker isn't your idea of fun. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
7. Your nostrils can't take the amount of cologne he splashes on. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
8. You thought "Greek Style" was how green beans and chicken was cooked. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
9. Looking at other men isn't allowed, but he can look at other women. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
10. He picks his nose in public. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
MEN: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Woman | |||||||||||||||||||||||
1. One word - "Babaaaaa!" (accompanied by crying) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
2. She can't cook like your mother. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
3. Having your children and cleaning your house isn't fun for her...go figure! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
4. The incessant whining of her voice drives you crazy. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
5. She always has an opinion about everything. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
6. You can't have sex with her until she's married, but find out after that she's slept with your brother and cousin and uncle and friends. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
7. One more word - Nagging. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
8. Buying new living room furniture every six months isn't how you want to spend your money. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
9. She thinks "Greek Style" is how you cook green beans and chicken. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
10. She won't let you show her what "Greek Style" really is. |