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| TOP TEN SIGNS THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN | ||||||||||
| You are still in church more than ten minutes after the priest says, "Let us depart in peace." | ||||||||||
| You forget to change your clock in the spring at Daylight Savings Time, show up an hour late, but the service is still going on.... | ||||||||||
| ...but there are people in your community who still can't get to church on time when the clock gets set back an hour in the fall. | ||||||||||
| You consider an hour long church service to be short. | ||||||||||
| You buy chocolate bunnies on sale (after Western Easter). | ||||||||||
| When someone says, "Let us pray...", you reflexively stand up. | ||||||||||
| You went to church four or more times in a week. | ||||||||||
| Your priest is married... | ||||||||||
| ...and your vocabulary includes at least three words that describe the wife of a priest. | ||||||||||
| And the number one sign you might be Orthodox is... | ||||||||||
| You say a prayer before you pray. | ||||||||||