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Old Time Orc’n’Troll (to the tune of Old Time Rock’n’Roll by Bob Seger)
Just take those Tolkien books off the shelf
I'll sit and read ‘em all by myself
Eoin Colfer ain't got the same soul
I like that old time orc ‘n’ troll
Don't try to make me read Artemis Fowl
I broke the cipher but I threw in the towel
In ten minutes I'm asleep on the floor
I like that old time orc ‘n’ troll
Still like that old time orc 'n' troll
Harry Potter really soothes my soul
I reminisce about Smaug’s heap of gold
With that old time orc ‘n’ troll
Won't go to buy no Lemony Snicket
A word that here means that stuff just ain’t the ticket
There's only one sure way to get me to read
Give me some wizards and a flagon of mead.
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
His Dark Materials lacks logic and soul
I like that old time orc 'n' troll
Still like that old time orc 'n' troll
Harry Potter really soothes my soul
I reminisce about Smaug’s heap of gold
With that old time orc ‘n’ troll