| The Drunken Chronicles |
| Hidden deep within this webpage is the Drunken Chronicles of Michelle...actually, it's nothing mysterious...it actually started out as journal entries in my subprofile for AIM...journal entries that were only about my drunken excursions with friends...eventually I just started calling the entries the Drunken Chronicles...yeah, I know, pretty corny, aint it? Oh well... |
| September 14, 2003
Oh my freakin god you guys...last nite was such a freakin blast I wish you all had been there to witness the wildness that went on...I drank so much, it just was nuts! Me, Jamie, Bekki, Jen, and whomever else dancing on the speakers at the Cell Block...Me, Jen, and Bekki going to Sheetz, not wearing shoes...Jen "ass fucked" the sink...I almost feel out of Sherry's car, but thanks to Mike, that didn't happen! I hope Cell Block's 3rd b-day will be this fun. So I'm still trying to think of what all I drank...Yagerbombs have become my new best friend...probably was 4 or 5 times last nite...Raspberry Stoli and 7-ups rock, too...Anyway, off the alcohol...Just wanted to say thanks to these people for making my life so much funner...Bekki, Jamie, Sherry, Jen, Mike, Justin, Craig (even tho you ditched us), Beck, Ken, Lindsey, Gabe, Shanean, Ricky, some black dude I danced with, some other dude I knew but don't remember his name that bothered me all freakin nite to dance with him...some guy that danced with me and Jamie on the speaker...all the bartenders at the Cell Block and the one at the Cast Hotel that made me all the wonderful drinks to get me intoxicated...oh yeah, and I'd like to thank the inventor of the game Big Deer Hunter. Without this person, the Cast Hotel wouldn't be as great...Bekki and I killed 11 deer!...So, if you're over 21...and you want to have a great time, and hear a great band, come to the Cell Block Sept. 27th to see my baby and his band, Manic, play. I'm going to bed now, I still feel kinda shitty...Love you all, have a great nite. The Night of Thursday, September 18th, 2003. Oh boy oh boy...what originally was supposed to be wings nite at the Bullfrog ended up to be a full out drunken nite of celebrating Hurricane Isabel (might I add that Bek and Jen felt they had to freakin toast to the hurricane every time we drank...I repeatedly commented that "there aint no fucking hurricane, we're in the middle of PA we dont have coasts!)...Anyway, Bekki, Jen, and I decided to go to Mangos and get drunk off their $1 drink specials, then head out to the Cell Block for some dancing on the speakers...Little did I know that I would turn into a mini hootch for the nite...At the Bullfrog I noticed that one of my ex's friends were there...but I didn't say nothing, it's been 2 years since I've seen him I figured he didn't remember me...what was more disturbing was the fact that...hmm to protect the innocent (or not so innocent)...we'll call my ex's friend D (which if you know me well, you'll know who this is) anyway...D was with this guy that really kinda looked like my ex...so I'm just like, whatever...we end up running into them at Mangos...hurray...so me and Jen comment the whole time about how D's friend looks like my ex...eventually D comes up to me and asks me if I'm Michelle...I'm like yeah, how are ya, blah blah blah...he proceeds to tell me that his friend thinks I'm hot...uh oh...so D all tries to hook us up...but you know what I end up doing? Telling D that I always had a crush on him...and we end up kissing...prob is, D has a gf...what else is new...what's up with ya'll cheating on ppl? Lol j/k, I can't talk much....So while his friend is off wherever at the Cell, we're off kissing...to top that off, as the nite ends, drunk as shit, I run into Ricky, this guy that used to work at Weis. Last weekend (Saturday 14th) I danced with Ricky and ended up giving him my number...so I bitched at him for not calling...he makes some excuse about you can't call until a week later blah blah..so I get his number for security issues, j/k...So, as Bekki, Sherry, Jen and I head off to Sheetz, as usual, Ricky calls not even 5 minutes later...ppl does that even count? Dont think so...He's at Sheetz also...we talk...we wait for our damn food for fucking like 45 minutes, in the waiting I meet this 20 year old who has the same bday as me, so we're going out to the Cell on our bdays to celebrate...his name is Josh...and I'm gonna kick his ass if he dont show up on our bday...anyway...back to Ricky...he's all talking about the hurricane and about how they're all gonna party or whatever...and what does he say next? And I quote "Let's all get naked and have a 70 mph blowjob!" WTF! That just left us dying in laughter. I will never forget that nite...I left the nite feeling very toasty, and ended up with 3 phone numbers...You tell me how much fun I had...oh and I had the thought of this before I went to bed...you all know about those shirts that say "I survived Hurricane whatever? People around here can wear shirts that say "I got blown by Hurricane Isabel". And I leave you all with that thought.... The Night of September 19, 2003 And so, for the first time ever in my history of being, I get drunk for a second nite in a row. Me, Bek, Jen, Jamie, Tim, Pat all go to the Cell Block...wasn't as eventful as the nite before, but had some fun...Jen runs up a tab, which was new to us...she only spent like 58 bucks which was wayy not what we expected...D's friend (remember the one that looks like my ex) shows up...But I think he got pissed at me and left, I dunno, he's a guy....Another ex of mine shows up, whom I haven't seen in forever...and kept staring at me and Jamie dancing sexily (is that a word?) on the speaker...Some stranger buys me a drink...which was awesome...but I was a bitch and ended up ditching him...I had my first orgasm...shot, that is...Let's see what else? I think that's about it...Not as exciting, I know, but it must be documented...for this is the Drunken Chronicles lol...stay tuned for the best nite ever! September 27th...My baby comes into town! If youre 21 and over, check Manic out at the Cell BLock they fucking rock! |