Laura English is her name but she is an anoyer
If I should kill her could johnny cochran be my lawyer
Her fantasies are really gross they really bring me down
I wish the writers would kill her off to get her out of town
Every since she came on the scene
She has been so lame
her pursed lips squinty eyes can make you go insane
I have had a rough childhood my pictures on the net
If she says that one more time I might do something I won't regret
Come on people sing this song but tptb won't care
Because we have three more years of stuff we cannot bear
That dance to the dido song could not have been worse
now that song is ruined amc you have us cursed
Laura I hate your guts if you cannot tell
Leo is not interested in goods you can't give away or sell
come on fans of greenleo if you feel the same way too
Laura is the worst thing the writers in pv have done since they killed Maria-Eva Larue
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OH i am laura and leo will love me
If he doesn't I will triple hit my extacsy
Greenlee is a witch she doesn't know how Leo is
I can love him but it's not me he wants to french kiss
Now bianca, your a good friend it is true
And when Leo dumps me again I will be gay too
I know that you like me, I can understand
But is Brooke the reason why I can not get a man
she has so many lovers, all of Erica's past beaus
And remember when I punched shannon in the face and I broke her nose
I am still in high school even though I am twenty five
and I will still be there fifty years from now as the oldest girl alive
I like to take pictures and study photography
but the guys at PVU know me as ms. Pornography
I am in the hospital and I am in a gown
but bianca can sneak in and we can paint the town
I know Leo loves Greens but I can't stand that Greenlee Smythe
I can't even believe he wants her to be his wife
I can give him the love he needs, he deserves better than that
Just as long as he cuts his hair and never ever gets fat
I don't want to change him I can see his soul
But what writers don't see is that I look like a troll!
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Oh I am that girl
that needs a new heart
even though the fans hate me
would rather shoot at me with darts
Leo he picks me up every time I see him
Even though pretty soon I will reside in the moseleum
Leo just told my mom that he loves Greenlee
She tried to get him to pretend that he loved me
Maybe he will do it now that I can't get a heart donor
But all the amc fans out there want me to be goner
Gillian is leaving the show Jackson may leave too
So I think Bianca will also die, the fans will cry boo-hoo
Then I will receive her heart, and I will be alive
And the fans will moan and groan that Greenleo can survive
Leo and I will become a couple because the writers don't care
The ratings are already in the toilet dairy air
So abc who needs a show that people have watched for years
Because you gave me a contract and I bore the fans to tears
Brooke can't even shoulder my load they gave me a major storyline
can you repeat after me Kick the producers behind
now I have to run
it has all been fun
Laura English is the worst
now my song is done