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Laura Ho Down

By Trish (a.k.a. countrygirl) (KTMC_1@excite.com)

 

Laura English is her name but she is an anoyer

If I should kill her could johnny cochran be my lawyer

Her fantasies are really gross they really bring me down

I wish the writers would kill her off to get her out of town

Every since she came on the scene

She has been so lame

her pursed lips squinty eyes can make you go insane

I have had a rough childhood my pictures on the net

If she says that one more time I might do something I won't regret

Come on people sing this song but tptb won't care

Because we have three more years of stuff we cannot bear

That dance to the dido song could not have been worse

now that song is ruined amc you have us cursed

Laura I hate your guts if you cannot tell

Leo is not interested in goods you can't give away or sell

come on fans of greenleo if you feel the same way too

Laura is the worst thing the writers in pv have done since they killed Maria-Eva Larue

 

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OH i am laura and leo will love me

If he doesn't I will triple hit my extacsy

Greenlee is a witch she doesn't know how Leo is

I can love him but it's not me he wants to french kiss

Now bianca, your a good friend it is true

And when Leo dumps me again I will be gay too

I know that you like me, I can understand

But is Brooke the reason why I can not get a man

she has so many lovers, all of Erica's past beaus

And remember when I punched shannon in the face and I broke her nose

I am still in high school even though I am twenty five

and I will still be there fifty years from now as the oldest girl alive

I like to take pictures and study photography

but the guys at PVU know me as ms. Pornography

I am in the hospital and I am in a gown

but bianca can sneak in and we can paint the town

I know Leo loves Greens but I can't stand that Greenlee Smythe

I can't even believe he wants her to be his wife

I can give him the love he needs, he deserves better than that

Just as long as he cuts his hair and never ever gets fat

I don't want to change him I can see his soul

But what writers don't see is that I look like a troll!

 

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Oh I am that girl

that needs a new heart

even though the fans hate me

would rather shoot at me with darts

Leo he picks me up every time I see him

Even though pretty soon I will reside in the moseleum

 

Leo just told my mom that he loves Greenlee

She tried to get him to pretend that he loved me

Maybe he will do it now that I can't get a heart donor

But all the amc fans out there want me to be goner

Gillian is leaving the show Jackson may leave too

So I think Bianca will also die, the fans will cry boo-hoo

Then I will receive her heart, and I will be alive

And the fans will moan and groan that Greenleo can survive

Leo and I will become a couple because the writers don't care

The ratings are already in the toilet dairy air

So abc who needs a show that people have watched for years

Because you gave me a contract and I bore the fans to tears

Brooke can't even shoulder my load they gave me a major storyline

can you repeat after me Kick the producers behind

now I have to run

it has all been fun

Laura English is the worst

now my song is done