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| Here are some quotes that I've either heard, made up, or said myself... | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's ok it's natural, it's your body" - Ameritrade commercial | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Watch it! i need that hand, my girlfriend is catholic! - Jason Hicks | |||||||||||||||||||||
| If i didnt jerk off in highschool, id have my whole house pregnant! -Flem | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Biggest fag!" -Charles Webber | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Right now safety is telling me to slow down, but im not listening! -Kevin Tummers | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's way to drunk to be this early!" -Greg Taylor | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "The key word here, is moderation" -Kevin Tummers | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Word's spreadin faster than yo momma" -Greg Taylor | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "It'd be so much better if we were all gay, we could just sit here and watch football, and if we got horny, we could just suck each other off!" - Pete Miller | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Name please" -Officer "Tim Cosgrove, thats T-I-M..." -Tim Cosgrove "Thanks T-I-M, thats why i went to university"- Officer | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I saw a Teletubby at the gas station waving to all the cars" - Greg Taylor "You mean a guy dressed up like a Teletubby?" -Tim Cosgrove "No Tim, it was a real Teletubby" -Maureen Higgins | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Is it a penalty for running backwards?" -Jason Walsh | |||||||||||||||||||||