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*our doubts are traitors, they make us lose the good we oft might gain, by fearing to attempt.

*... and a Liverpool accent sounds like somebody buggering a goose with a car horn.

*they couldnt hit an elephant at this dis...

*Become joyful and unafraid, then you become the Buddha

*never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldnt do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch

*anger like a chimney stopped, doth burn the heart to cinders

*stretching his hand out to catch the stars, he forgets the flowers at his feet.

*he spoke with a certain what-is- it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled

*...was a man who looked as though he had been poured into his clothes and forgotten to say "when".

* everyone can master a grief but he that has it.

*I dont know what effect these men will have upon the enemy,but, by God, they terrify me . { Duke of Wellington}

*By God, Mr Chairman, at this moment I stand astonished at my own moderation!

*I am writing an essay on the life-history of insects and have abandoned the idea of writing on "How cats spend their time"

*Billy,in one of his nice new sahes,/Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;/Now, although the room grows chilly,/I havent the heart to poke poor Billy.

*They come together like the coroner's inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week

*Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts

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