Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones comes to Singapore to buy some cheap computers, TV sets etc.
He goes to Mr. Cheng's shop. He enters ...
Shop Assistant (SA): Can I help you
MrJ: I'd like to know the price for AT Computers.
SA: All computers 1 US$
MrJ: What ? 1 US$ a computer. I'll take 10 pcs.
SA: Oh, you'll take 10 pcs. That's 1 US$.
MrJ: No you've made a mistake. That's 10 US$.
SA: No, no mistake. 1 US$.
MrJ: Ok. And what's the price for TV's
SA: 1 US$
MrJ: I'll take 20.
SA: Anything else ?
MrJ: Yes, and 100 HiFi Stereos please. That would be all.
SA: Oh, how nice. You pay me one dollar, please.
Mr. Jones pays him the buck and leaves. On the door he turns around and
asks:
MrJ: By the way, are you Mr. Cheng ?
SA: No, Mr. Cheng is upstairs, fucking my wife and I'm fucking his
business now...

Mr. Jones comes to Mexico. He goes into the saloon. He sees a mexican
guy inside and asks him.
MrJ: Hey, do you know Pedro Diaz ?
MG: You ask me If I know Pedro Diaz. Now listen to this story...
A year ago I came into this saloon. There was a nasty man inside. He
said to me: "I'm Pedro Diaz". I go "Ok, you are Pedro Diaz". He took his
two guns out and pointed them at me saying "Hey man, put your pants down
!" What could I do. He had the two guns. I put my pants down. Then he
said: "Hey man, make shit !". What could I do, he had the two guns, I
made shit in the middle of the saloon. Then he said: "Hey man, eat your
shit !. What could I do, he had the two guns, I ate my shi
middle of the saloon. The he started to laugh. He laughed so much, that
his two guns fall down. I picked up the two guns and said to him: "Hey
man, put your pants down !" What could he do, I had the two guns, he
˝ęM?O+put his pants down. Then me: "Hey man, make shit !". What could he
do, I had the two guns, he made shit in the middle of the saloon. And me
again: "Hey man, eat your shit !" What could he do, I had the two guns.
He ate his shit. And now you ask me if I know Pedro Diaz ? Of course I
know him. We were lunching together !

Mr. Jones comes to visit Mr. Sakamoto in Tokio. They both went into the
whorehouse. Mr. Jones picks up a girl, they went upstairs.
When they were doing the thing, the whore kept shouting "Saiko da na",
"Saiko da na !". Mr. Jones was used that English nuts were saying "Oh,
you're wonderful. It's perfect. Keep doing so" and he pushed even
harder. Finaly he came and went to wait for Mr. Sakamoto.
Some months later, Mr. Sakamoto came to London to return the visit to
Mr. Jones. They went playing golf. It's Mr. Sakamoto's pitch. He picks
up a driver, strikes, and Oh Wow, a straight Hole In One.
Mr. Jones was astonished. "By jelly, my friend, that was excelent.
Perfect. That was 'Saiko da na !'".
Mr. Sakamoto became pale and he asked his friend: "What do you mean
'Wrong hole ?'" ...

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Zadnja sprememba: 22. 4. 1998