bored

Naydene's guide to better boredom relief. 42 things to do...feel special yet?
Note: The ones that are bold are ones that you can send into me...you know my email..do it..you stupid little wanker.send your answers in to me...now...be a good little fuck and send them in. NOW! They might even end up on here so i can mock you. Shutup you stupid fucker.

1. Imitate a mating male ostrich in the middle of the highway.
2. Explain without repititon why you would reintroduce slavery.
3. Describe your worst illness in lurid detail to your grandmother.
4. Tell in detail why your relatives are bastards.
5. Imitate a rabid sheep at your grandmothers birthday party.
6. Make your younger sibling trim your big toenail with their teeth.
7. Remove your underpants without removing your trousers (Zoolander style)
8. Put loose change on the floor and brush it to a corner of the room with your hair.
9. Describe your night of passion with Peter Sterling.
10. Sing a 45 second medley by the Beastie Boys
11. List 5 of Satan's good points.
12. Describe how you would start world war 3
13. Pick one of your relatives/friends pimples
14. Invent a good word for Greek Food
15. Lick your father's boot.
16. Cossack Dance with a toilet roll on your head.
17. Insult me
18. Explain why you covet your neighbours ass
19. Explain why Mrs Margaret Thatcher is a softie
20. Outline the advantages of re-useable condoms.
21. Blow a rasberry without moving your lips.
22. Perform a miricale within 5 seconds
23. Declare yourself better than Phil. and die.
24. Dance on the ceiling
25. Whistle while eating.
26. Impersonate having your shoe thrown across the room...with you still in it.
27. Pull 3 hairs out of your mother's nose while she sleeps.
28. Convince me that Phil is Jack the Ripper.
29. Stick your nose in a hobo's armpitt for a minute
30. Explain to me in 1 page"What Buddhism Does For You"
31. Chat up your inside pocket
32. Insult me
33. Read my palm. Predict appalling things.
34. Adapt an old nursery rhyme to contain loads of sex and violence. (Jack and Jill obviously DIDN'T go up the hill to fetch some water eh)
35. Talk dirty to your mother's potplant for 30 seconds.
36. Reveal which part of Paul Hogan you would most like to remove surgically
37. Stand on your head and using one hand pull out a hair on your leg.
38. Invent 5 CONVINCING new uses for rat poison (and they can NOT involve killing me.)
39. Impersonate holding a quick seance and being rude to a ghost
40. Impersonate an argument with directory enquiries over the existance over a telephone number you've just made up.
41. Wrestle with your concience, if you go down for the count, kill yourself. please.
42. Explain to me why you would want to use either Phil or Joe as underarm deoderant

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