Ranma Quotes


Here's a little collection of Ranma quotes that I collected while I was watching the first season on the CD-R Kat lent me. =) Ranma's really funny. I'd suggest buying/renting the anime, at least. ^__^
-Veggie
\ uhh i added mor from some comics i just got ^^ have fun -Kat

Nabiki: Akane... you're not going to stop ranma?!
Akane: Why should I?! I don't care anymore. He's such a jerk!
Nabiki: Akane, are you sure you won't regret this? I mean, you can't count on ranma for anything, he's insensitive, stubborn, dumb, cheap...
*silence*
Nabiki: *pats akane on sholder* You've made the right choice.
Akane: ...


Akane: ...you were trying to get ukyo to hate you!?
Ranma: I thought it was a perfect plan, too.
Akane: You're so stupid. It's easy. All you have to do is treat her the way you treat me.
Ranma: Hey... Akane... have I hurt you that much...?
Akane: huh...?
Ranma: Do you hate me that much!?
Akane: Don't be silly. That was just an example. I'm not hurt or anything, really...
Ranma: I didn't think it'd bother a slow-witted girl like you...
Akane: As I was saying... GO AND SHOW THAT PART OF YOUR PERSONALITY TO UKYO! *picture of ranma going threw the window*


Old Guy: 3000-year accursed magic behind this scrolls... paint with accursed brush on accursesd vellum making accursed art... and you just knock off accursed seal!
Ranma: You dont mean...
Old Guy: My most accursed scroll come to life and escape into accursed world!
Ranma: IT'S A MONSTER!
Genma: Ranma, Lets go!
Ranma: IM GONE!
*out pops badly drawn panda in flowery dress with flower necklace*
Panda: WHEEEE! I'M FREE!

....

Panda: Pl-please... now that i've tasted freedom... j-just give me one night to live my dream... J-JUST LET ME GO ON ONE DATE WITH A NICE BOY... THATS ALL I ASK!
...
*genma trys to run away, ranma catches him*
Genma: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ranma: Don't you feel sorry for her, pop?
*ranma changes genma into his panda form*
Ranma: Here ya go, ONE BOYFRIEND!
Panda: OOO, YOUR SO MEAN! Only one night to live my dream... and they bring such an ugly panda... *eyes ranma*
*ranma trys to run away, genma catches him*
Genmas panda sign: Dont you feel sorry for her, boy?
Guy 1: H-Hey... look at that couple!
Guy 2: Couple of WHAT?
*pic of panda and ranma on the carosul...ranma looks embarrassed, panda is having the time of her life!
Panda: TEE HEE HEE
Ranma: ha ha ha


Akane: Ranma-a-a! Would you eat lunch with me?
Ranma: Oh, Akane! I'd Love Nothing Better!
Akane: I got up early this mprning to make this for you!
Ranma: You made it?
*ranma runs away*
Akane: COME BACK HERE! *throws a chair at him*
Akane: We're Happily married... remember?!
*Akane's feeding ranma*
Akane: Say "AHH..."
Ranma: AAA
Ranma: I'm d-dying...
Akane: Did you say something, Darling?
Ranma: I'M DYING FOR MORE... HONEY.


Akane: Hey Nabiki, What's this?
Nabiki: It's not enough that akane's making you dinner anymore. You two are married so you should be living in the same room!
Ranma: WHA?!*blush*
Akane:YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING! WITH HIM?!
*ranma akane glare*
Ranma: I WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS WASNT MY STUPID IDEA!
Akane: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Ukyo: Are you talking divorse now?
*RANMA AKANE BIG GASP*
*ranma picks akane up, BOTH HAVE HUGE SMILES AND LITTLE HAPPY FLOWERS AROUND THEM*
Ranma: Shall we go to bed, honey?
Akane: teehee! I g-guess we should, darling.


*Kunos chasing ranma-chan down the beach with a watermelon smashed on his head, and swinging his sword rapidly, attempting to hit ranma-chan*
Kuno: GO OUT WITH ME! GO OUT WITH ME GO OUT WITH ME GO OUT WITH ME!!!
Ranma-chan: WAAAHHH!


*Kuno chased ranma-chan to watermelon island*
Kuno:Come out, come out where ever you are! We are the adam and eve of the island now!
Ranma-chan: Freak...!


*ranma in bath, ukyo pops out of NOWHERE*
Ukyo: Let me wash your back, Ranma sweetie.
Ranma: wha.. wha... wha...
Ukyo: I feel usless just lying around.
Ranma: Its okay! It'll Pass! Really!
Ukyo: Please. We grew up together after all.
*akane comes in and beats ranma over the head*


Ryoga: Give me back my pineapples!


Kuno: Pigtailed Girl, I'll Impress you with my skills for sure! Truely you shall enjoy the fruits of my training!
Akane: Why don't you change into a girl for him?
Ranma: Why dont you?


Ranma: *about Akane's cooking* No! Don't eat that! You'll die!


Akane: I love you, Ranma! Love you lots!


Ranma: No one's gonna take her from me! Akane's mine! And she's engaged to ME!


Ranma: Is that the spring?
Akane: Now you can be cured, Ranma!
Ranma: No way, Akane!
Akane: What?!
Ranma: I gotta blow it up!
Akane: Ranma, no! Then you'll never be able to--
Ranma: Hey, didn't you just say you like me the way I am?
Akane: I do!
Ranma: Well, the way that you are is the way that I -- I gotta destroy it!
Akane: Ranma...
Ranma: This is it, Akane, all my remaining strength! Everything I've got in one all-or-nothing blast--NOW!


Ryoga: ::pointing down left fork in a road:: So, Tokyo is...this way, you say?
Hick Farmer Man: ::pointing down right fork in the road:: I done told ya it's thisaway! Don't hear too good, do ya, boy?
Ryoga: ::walks down the middle fork:: Oh...sorry, sorry...sorry!


Kodachi: Oh, Ranma...shall we pick up where we left off last night?
Ranma: No! I mean...I gotta go! Yeah, that's it...I gotta go...see ya later...::turns around and runs into Kuno::
Kuno: Saotome, what grudge do you bear against me?
Ranma: Ah, man, Kuno, I ain't got the time for this---oh...
Kodachi: ::leans her head against Ranma's back:: Ran...ma...darling...
Kuno: ::walking around Kodachi and Ranma:: Hmm...hmmm...mm-mm...Very well. You may date with her.
Kodachi: Ranma, darling, did you hear? This means we're officially a couple!
Ranma: Hey, wait a minute, not so fast! Going out with you's the last thing I want, get it?
Kodachi: ::starts to cry:: You hate me then, is that it?!
Ranma: No no! I just...I--
Kodacni: You do...hate me! I can tell! Don't lie to me!
Ranma: I told you already, that's not it! ::runs over to Akane and stands behind her with his hands on her shoulders:: I've got a fiancé, you see, that's why you gotta --
Akane: Hey!
Ranma: ::whispering:: C'mon, Akane, back me up!
Akane: You are pathetic.
Kodachi: Fiancé? Akane Tendo, is my darling Ranma your fiancé?
Akane: ...More or less.


Kuno: ::talking about Kodachi:: That woman is totally insane. Saotome, I'm counting on you to look after my sister.
Ranma: Huh? Wait a minute...what?!
Kuno: My sister. What are you, deaf?
Akane and Ranma: SISTER?!
Kuno: Bear with her weakness, which I think perceives from wayward sickness and no grounded *something*. I love her well. *coughs* Yes. Be wary of her at the tournament, Akane. Already a vision of you in your leotard drives me to madness!


::Ranma walks in on Akane training::
Akane: Huh? Oh, Ranma!
Ranma: The old man told me the whole story.
Akane: Uh...
Ranma: So, you volunteered to be Dr. Tofu's wife.
Akane: Uh...well, I...uh...
Ranma: Akane...congratulations! You can't cook, you're not much of a looker, the one thing you DO have is brute stregnth! Plus, you have got the biggest pair of hips in all Japan! ::singing:: Oh, you're built like a brick, your legs are too thick, you're singin' the big hips blues!
Akane: Grrrr...thanks for nothing, you jerk! ::whacks Ranma::
Ranma: ::rams into a wall:: ...Ow.
Akane: You're such an idiot!
P-chan: ::squeals::
Ranma: Oink oink to you too.
P-chan: ::squeals::
Ranma: Coward?! You take that back!


Akane: Oh yeah, Ranma, why did you volunteer yourself as one of Dr. Tofu's fiancés?
Ranma: Huh? Well, I, uh...because I'm cuter than you, that's why!
Akane: Oh yeah?! Who told you that?!
Ranma: Oh, it's so obvious! You're not fit to be anybody's bride anyway!
Akane: Look who's talking!
Ranma: You are so uncute!


Genma: Wait!
Ranma: Huh?
Genma: Ranma, tell me. What happened to Akane?
Ranma: I dunno, she's probably boo-hooin' her eyes out somewhere, I guess.
Genma: You fool!
Ranma: What's your problem?
Genma: Listen, Ranma, let me tell you this: "How his Thoughtless Words Broke my Heart." Have you heard these words before?
Ranma: Where'd you hear something cheesy like that?
Genma: I read it in that magazine.


Kuno: Salutations, Ranma Saotome.
Ranma: Now what is it, Kuno? What'd you call me out here for?
Kuno: You will address me as "upper-classman."
Ranma: Yeah, whatever. Whaddya want already?
Kuno: ::tosses doll to Ranma:: This! But I must know why it is that I must give this present to you.
Ranma: What is this, a riddle?
Kuno: No, it's a cute dolly.
Ranma: I know that, you jerk! What is it for--
Kuno: That is my question as well!


Kuno: Never see my goddess again?! And why not? Ranma Saotome! ::runs around the school and finds Ranma in girl form:: ...My love! My pig-tailed Venus! How I've longed to s--
Ranma: ::punches Kuno::
Kuno: ::hugs Ranma:: I shall never let you go again.


::Ranma (boy-type) and Kuno are fighting, and the pictures of Ranma and Akane start to fall out of Kuno's pockets::
Ranma: ::snatches pictures out of the air:: Hey, these're--
Kuno: You insult me with your innatention?! I shall teach you not to take Tatewake Kuno so lightly! ::tries to whack Ranma with his little sword-thing::
Ranma: ::rolls backwards out of the way and lands upside-down at Akane's feet:: Hello. Akane!
Akane: Excuse me, but there's something I think you oughtta know, Ranma. When Kuno gets really mad about something, he's really hard to beat! You'd better start paying more attention to what you're doing, or he's gonna make you regret it!
Ranma: And there's something that I think you oughtta know. Those polka-dotted panties don't really suit you.
Akane: ::gasps:: Dry up and...DIE!! ::kicks Ranma in the head::


Kuno: Am I not Blue Thunder?! The rising new star of Furinkun High School?! If the pig-tailed one thinks she can humiliate Kuno and simply walk away, methinks she thinks wrongly, indeed. Heh heh heh...HA HA HA HA HA


Ranma: Akane, don't you get sick of fighting those guys every morning?
Akane: I sure do!
Ranma: When you're cranky you don't look that cute, you know.
Akane: ::growls::
Ranma: Hey, it's training, okay?


Nabiki: ::whacks Kuno with a bedpan thing:: Are you quite finished now, Kuno?
Kuno: That hurt, Nabiki Tendo.
Nabiki: Is dating girls the only thing you ever think about, Kuno?
Kuno: Fear not, Nabiki, I have no intention of asking you out.
Nabiki: Oh, I'm so disappointed.


Kuno: I have a favor to ask. Keep in mind that a man of my position is not accustomed to asking for favors. I would take it ill indeed if you were to take me lightly in this, Nabiki Tendo.
Nabiki: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so spill it already. What can I do for you, Kuno.
Kuno: Well, I shall swallow my pride. It's this. ::holds up a doll::
Nabiki: What is "this?"
Kuno: It's a cute little dolly.
Nabiki: I know that, but what is it for?
Kuno: It is a present.
Nabiki: ...No thanks.
Kuno: I never said it was for you, Nabiki, it is a token of my affection for the pig-tailed one!
Nabiki: ::thinking:: That's for...Ranma...? ::bursts out laughing::


Kisume: Father, how old is this..."Ranma?"
Nabiki: Is he cute?
Kisume: Well, younger men are so...young!


Nabiki (looking at girl-type Ranma): Ooh, he is cute!


Nabiki: Ranma's not a boy! He's a girl!


Nabiki: This is all your fault, Daddy. Don't you know the difference between the boy and a girl?
Soun: I assumed my friend Genma's son was a boy...


Tour Guide Man: Here, sirs, we come to famous training ground of Cursed Springs! *holds up sign*


Tour Guide Man: Ooh, sirs, you are very strange ones, no? This place is a very dangerous! Nobody use it now 'cause more than one hundred spring here and each one have own tragedy happen there!


Tour Guide Man:That one *big Chinese word*, spring of drown panda! Very tragic story of panda who drown two thousand year ago. The legend say whoever fall in spring take body of panda!


Tour Guide Man: Oh, too bad. You fall in *big Chinese word*, spring of drown girl. There, very tragic legend of girl who drown in spring one thousand five hundred year ago. Now whoever fall in the spring take a body of a young girl. You see? Now, you young girl.


Nabiki: But you were both girls at the time, right? So that makes it okay then, doesn't it?
Akane: "Okay" is not the word.
::switch to Ranma and Genma::
Genma (as human): So she's got spunk! That makes a fiancé even more cute!
Ranma: "Cute" is not the word.


Kisume (after Genma turns into a panda): Oh, my. I imagine Mr. Saotome will need something different for breakfast. *pulls out a plate of bamboo*


Akane: That's right. I...hate...boys! Hate boys, hate boys...I really, really hate boys!!!!


Ranma: I'm Ranma Saotome of the Saotome school of Anything-Goes Martial Arts - ::takes off his backpack and tosses it to Akane:: - Here, hold my bag a second - I accept your challenge.


Ranma: Hey, you hold on a second! Let me - make one thing - perfectly clear! You've got the wrong idea about me and Akane! Akane - means - nothing to me! If you want a girl who's more likely to kill you than kiss you, then you can have her!


Random Student: Wow, that panda killed Kuno!
Random Student 2: That panda's good!


Kuno: You realize that I hate you.
Nabiki: Ooh, I'm so scared.


Kuno: Never, Ranma Saotome! I shall never accept your engagement to Akane!
Ranma and Akane: Shh! Nononono!


-Tour Guide Man: Please, sirs! Very bad you fall in spring!


-Tour Guide Man: Ooh, sirs, this is town of Amazon womens!


-Genma (Ranma's father): You sound like a girl, Ranma.


-Ranma: Akane, don't you ever get tired of being angry all the time?
-Akane: I like being angry! *throws two punches at Ranma*
-Ranma: Well...that's too bad.
-Akane: Why's that?
-Ranma: 'Cause you're really cute when you smile.


-Ryoga: Saotome! I will never forgive you! You stole my bread, you lousy theif!


-Ranma: I'm, uh, Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this.


-Ranma: Water! Why does it always have to be water?!


-Akane: A good cry really does make you feel better.
::silence::
-Akane: Hm? Ranma? *turns around and sees Ranma crouched on top of the fence next to her* What is it? What's wrong?
-Ranma: Eh--He said cute. That's what he said. I--I heard him. ...I'm happy for you.
::pause::
-Akane: Oh, who cares, it's over.
-Ranma: Hey, whaddya mean, "who cares?"
-Akane: Dr. Tofu's in love with Kisume, not me.
::pause::
Akane: It's okay, though. I think I'm finally over him.
-Ranma: Wait up!
::pause::
Ranma: I wanted to tell you...your hair really does look cute.
-Akane: Huh?!
-Ranma: What? What're ya lookin' at?
-Akane: Are you feeling okay, Ranma?
-Ranma: Hey, I was just trying to--
-Akane: You can cut it out now, you don't have to cheer me up anymore, dummy.
-Ranma: Ohhh, that's not what I meant! Okay then, I take it back about you being cute.
-Akane: Go right ahead! Who cares if I'm not cute!
-Ranma: Anyway, I like you better in short hair.
::pause::
Ranma: Not that you should care what I say; I'm just a dummy, right?
-Akane: ...Ranma...thank you.
-Ranma: Huh?
-Akane: Even if you don't mean it.
-Ranma: Whoa...can it be? She really is cute!


-Ryoga: And even though I'm under this curse, a curse I'll carry the rest of my life, somehow she finds it in her heart to love me.
-Ranma: You're nuts! She don't love you!
-Ryoga: Yes she does!
-Ranma: Rrrr, that's just your sick imagination!
-Ryoga: To think that she lives under the same roof as you! There's no justice in this world. You keep your hands off her, Ranma!
-Ranma: Hey, listen, pal, don't you drag me into this. Wishing don't make it true, you know.
-Ryoga: So that's it! You're in love with her too!
-Ranma: Eh--Shut up, Ryoga! Let's fight!
[go home]