| Q:Why do men pay more for car insurance? A:Because women don't get blowjobs while driving! |
| Q:Three words to ruin a man's ego. A:"Is it in?" |
| Q:How do men sort out thier laundry? A:Filthy, and filthy but wearable! |
| Q:What did the banana say to the vibrator? A:"Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!" |
| Q:What did the elephant say to the man? A:"How do you breathe through something so small?" |
| Q:What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A: A navel! |
| Q & A |
| Bumper Stickers |
| Constipated people don't give a shit! |
| If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut! |
| You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing |
| Could you drive better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS! |
| Eat well, stay fit, die anyway |
| CAUTION: I drive just like you! |
| I'm just driving this way to piss you off! |
| Who lit the fuse on your tampon? |
| Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! |
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