Straight from the cake stall
At the CWA hall
Round to the bowling club
Where they just can't get enough
Grey hair, grey matter
Don't care, don't matter
They're wise - on one knee for the prize
Bowling club sluts
Shiny white shoes (ooo hoo hoo)
Perm set so hard (they like it hard)
Arrive on time (don't cum early)
Jack on the line (necklace pearly)
Grey hair, grey matter
Don't care, don't matter
They're wise - on one knee for the prize
Bowling club sluts
Lucked out babe
Lucked out babe
What a bummer - you're in the gutter
Sausage roll for lunch (squirty sauce sachet)
Then the pokie touch (snatch that meat tray)
Expectations high (to get some ends in)
Drive it hard, now's the time (bring all your friends in)
Grey hair, grey matter
Don't care, don't matter
They're wise - on one knee for the prize
Bowling club sluts
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