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She's the girl next door who can't get enough
Fuck-me boots ready she's flaunting her stuff
She's a playtoy, such a playtoy

A dollar fifty babe for each little smile
Legs as long as a mile
She's a paytoy if U need a paytoy

Yeah babe U know those boots are real
They've made U many midnight meals
But tonight your only wish
Is to become a Calendar Miss

Cash flashes, the photographer's bulb
A million magazine fold-outs are sold
Yeah it's Playboy, so get your Playboy

The rubber lover rises off her sore knees, with
Lubricated latex breath she collects her fee
Got to pay boy, you've got to pay boy

Yeah babe U know the flash is real
U may never get another deal
Gotta make the most of this
To become a Calendar Miss

Beware the innocent smile when she leaves
Despite precautions she's left a disease
Better pray boy, better pray boy

U weren't so fussy when she took off her top
Now in the darkroom you're so pusy and hot
Ooh U paid boy, yeah U paid boy

Yeah dude you know the pain is real
It's something for the doctor to heal
U gotta get straight onto this
Reminder of your Calendar Miss

Calendar, Miss Calendar, Miss Calendar